>Live in college town
>Drive a straight piped STi
>Fucking loud as shit, can hear it downshift from a mile away
>Catless, so it will backfire and spit fire out the back on occasion
>Pull up to stoplight right near the campus bus stop
>On a hill
>Bus is unloading 50+ students
>Light turns green
>Stall immediately
>"Heheh no worries, bad start"
>Stall again
>The fuck
>Realize I'm in 5th gear on a hill
>Put it into first
>So nervous that I launch the car on accident
>Redline
>Probably backfired five times
>Cop pulls out behind bush
>Flicks his lights on
>Get pulled over and ticketed for speeding, wreckless driving, noise ordinance, illegal tint, and for an illegal exhaust
>Everyone is laughing and taking pictures
>A crowd of 100+ people forms because it sounded like gunshots from my car
>3 more cops arrive for whatever reason
>The ticket is well over $1000, I have to take a 10 hour driving class, and now everyone in town knows what happened and opens their mouth every time they see me driving
>Considering selling my car and dropping out
Live in college town
>be me
>drive a first gen subaru wagon /5 door hatch
>quietly mod it
>not an obnoxious asshole
>never get in trouble with the law
Literal retard.
>get a silver civic
>be a ghost
with all traffic violations you have to right to appeal in court before a judge and "explain". I guarantee you could get the speeding dropped completely. Wreckless driving and noise reduced. You're paying full price for tint and exhaust though.
I hit 75 in a 15 mph residential zone because I panicked. There's no way I can fight that
why do people lie on the internet? You'd have to be the biggest brain dead retard to confuse first and fifth. Which im sure OP isnt.
Lazy ass cops actually go after one of you douches finally? I'm shocked. Must be karma.
Just be glad you were able to leave with your license.
>living somewhere with exhaust laws
>spoiled brat gets a sporty car he can't handle
Nothing to see here folks
how do you panic that hard lol
are you talking about emissions or sound
how can i tell which places do and dont have sound laws
pleb
learn to drive
classic
What's you do?
At least the other douchers who straight pipe their basic bitch mobiles make sure they know how to drive them first.
How the fuck can you start the car in first and then panic shift all the way up to the point of being able to do 75mph?
EG33 swap and putting in newer STI parts
this tbqh
fast but unassuming cars are where it's at in general unless it's specifically a toy/weekend vehicle
>now everyone in town knows what happened and opens their mouth every time they see me driving
>"hey becky, you see that guy driving that straight piped STi?"
>"yeah, Sandy! Isn't he the one who stalled it, made a bunch of noise and then 10 cops showed up and he got a ticket??"
>"Yeah, that's him!"
>"OMG, I heard about him! Hahah, wow he must be so embarrassed!"
>"Let's keep talking about him on our way to chad's place"
>"Speaking of chad...can't wait to here his opinion on the guy with the STi!"
Is that how you think it goes down user? Literally no one gives a shit and they probably looked at you pulled over and forgot about you 5 seconds later.
You posted this last month on /r9k/ except last time you thought you nuked your clutch
Learn how to drive already
>subaru
Nothing of importance was lost. You faggots need to get off the street anyway.
Are you literally retarded? Learn to drive fag
He drives a poobaru, of course he's retarded.
so you went to from a complete stall, to a 4k launch and then shifted into 3rd?.... Ya believable
>straight piped STi
>Thinking a straight piped Subie sounds bad.
Found the Evo owner
>thinks a straight pipe subie sounds good
found the subaru fanboy
granted they sound better then most 4's but they get shit on by everything else
I dont agree with him but you can fuck off with the four cylinder hate
>mfw I also drive a straight piped STi and get compliments from everyone from car enthusiasts to old ladies at the gas station
>do illegal shit
>get flustered when you get bustered
You could've simply not put a straight pipe and illegal tint on your car, but you did. Justice has simply been served.
>the country of the free
Typical subaru driver
reminds me of this guy i know in high school who got a motorola razr that he really liked
nobody cared but i one point a bunch of us were sitting around talking and laughing about whatever and razr guy came out of his razr trance for a second to ask if we were all just talking and laughing about his phone
Retards like you should stick to driving vespas.
kek that's what you get lamer.
>he thinks it sounds good
HOLY SHIT LMAO
I don't know about an STI but my old mustang would hit 68 in first.
To be fair though, Razrs were the shit back in high school.
What state?
Just get a silver Civic LX 5-speed manual. You will disappear among every other car out there.
>driving to university in rx7
>80mm exhaust from the turbos back, loud as fuck
>stop light in front of campus
>light turns green
>stall
>wtf
>shift into neutral, start engine again
>can't shift into gear
>clutch pedal is stuck on the floor
>wtf again
>people get impatient and drive around me
>pry the clutch pedal off the floor with my foot
>somehow manage to get the car into gear
>stomp on throttle
>launch in front of a crowd of spectators leaving a wake of braps and turbo sounds
Turns out my clutch slave cylinder was kill.
STI Gearing is super short but varies depending on model
They lengthened it to get to 60 in 2nd for better 0-60 times in some models.
>be 19
>have a 1994 chevy corsica
>muffler falls off
>fuck it, straight pipe
>never bothered by cops
>step dad keeps threatening to kill me when I get home at 3am
>get home at 3am and rev harder
>sit at stop lights and rev a little, everyone looks over like "wtf"
>drive it like it's a race car
>favorite car I've ever owned
>no tickets
>Live in shithole city
>driving my miata with the top down
>hate driving with my top down in a ghetto city. Black people, both homeless and welfare types, come up to me asking for money shamelessly but it was hot as fuck anyways and no A/C
>local highschool finished, kids out and shit
>suddenly the lifter tick on my miata started to go off
>loud ticking sound comming from my shitbox, embarrassed as fuck.
>drive home quickly, people notice the fucking TICK TICK TICK TICK
>one dude yelled out while waiting on a stop light "you fucked up your sports car gringo" while laughing
>drive away shamelessly to my house
and that's why I change my oil every 1500 miles