/mhg/ - Monster Hunter General

obviously
free plushies, figures and other shit
also ask them about mh5 on the nx

They're so in love!

how do I assert my dominance at my local game shop

>You will never suffer through hilariously broken hitboxes again
>You will never be forced to solo everything again
>You will never have a cat that is 100% useless outside of bait again
>You will never have to go all the way back to your house to change equipment again
>You will never have to bring out your fullest abilities on the spot in order to advance in the game ever again
I look at these newcomers and I am jealous at how pampered they are

>Snake Wyverns
>Fanged Wyvern
>Piscine Wyverns
>Temnocerans
>Amphibians
we need more of these

>free plushies
Explain yourself.

call anyone who dosn't use the most meta set up shit and bring up your clear times

Is it worth it to play 3U on the 3ds? Or should I play P3rd to experience 3rd gen.

>quietly sit in corner
>spam hunter search
>enter room
>post quest on board
>"Please :)"

Reposting from ded thred

Is it possible to get sharpness +2 (or hellblade), focus, crit draw, and crit boost? If not, what's the ultimate tryhard GS combination possible?

Phase 2(phase 1 also but very rare) picks up "skulls" that give it new attacks. If you launch a sonic after the skulls are out it destroys them. Doesn't work in rage.

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If they added so much Gen 1 shit, why didn't they had Monoblos in the roster? Instead we have literally whos like Gypceros, Lavasioth and Blangonga running around.

Take a notebook with the words "BLACKLIST" on the cover and silently take notes everytime someone fucks up. Make sure to represent us well, user.

Also, don't forget to mention luck is a skill and tell others how angelic the chanting in Astalos' theme is,

Why do we pretend blacklisting is a meme?

I have and maintain a blacklist.

Fucking lesbos

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Whenever someone carts, close your 3ds, pack your bag, and move to another table, without saying a word.

That's a Rathalos (male)

>tfw when no Rathian (male) monster

Thanks for the synopsis.

Why is jho so upset?

what if you could charge every GS attack

Hungry as fuck and there's no denny's opened

>decide to make hero bow to get to play a bit since I'm burned out hard from this game
>notice I need 6 triforce tickets
>do the quest 2 times, get all 6
>go to forge weapon, and upgrade
>have enough mats and gems to max level it in one go
goddamit

She's hungry

Holy shit usually hypers are no different than normal monsters to me

But hyper kut-ku is the most retarded piece of shit chicken

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I'm usually anti-gijinka but hot damn if this picture doesn't just make me want to give her a good, sound throat fucking.

We'll have to fill her stomach with something...

>she

Even monsters reproduce

>what if we powered up the beak and made its AI spam the multi-beaking non stop?

F U N
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What about Rathalos (female)?

>tfw vore fetish

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Where they fuck they come from then

I'm the Greatest Greatsword! Watch me consistently slice the air right next to the monster's head!

they grow out of the ground

>gypceros
>literally who

>lavasioth
>blangonga
>gen 1

>Ask GS user why he didn't do the classic bomb GS monster wake up
>I missed my jump

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is there a guide on how VE tickets work exactly?
How do I know when I will get what kind of ticket? How often can I get them, how can I best farm them and so on?

I need a few more golden tickets, or would like to have them at least

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I think you need to hunt with shared guild cards for them.

>liking ugly kutku
>liking rajang lite
>liking spiciy cephadrome

Is this picture canon?
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Silly doodle

These proportions make no fucking sense

Should I go back to HH or keep playing IG?

guildmarm wishes it was

I want to fug the Guildmarm.

I don't know. Do you want to go back to HH or do you rather want to keep playing IG?

>liking girls with glasses

the "avid reader library girl" trope is shit

I want to "slime" the "guild" "marm's" "volcanic hollow!"

In france we have this very subtle proverb

"Femme à lunettes femme à quequette"

Unrivaled wisdom.

Only canon pairing is rathalos x lagiacrus

If I knew I wouldn't be asking, user :(

>not liking girls with glasses

What a gay

Throw a coin.

How are we supposed to know what you want? Faggot.

Hammer.

u mite b gay son

O--

i wonder if guildmarm sketches shit like this in her notebook

>Vore fetish
>get grappled by zamtrios
o-oh

I hope you hate yourself for having such a shit fetish

I never said I liked them.

>kinkshaming

Shitters like you don't belong in /mhg/. Shouldn't you be playing God Eater?

It's not a kink if you're a fucking degenerate

Agreed. Girls with glasses act like cunts.

Top rude.

>spiciy cephadrome
top kek

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I don't get it. Is Rajang supposed to be more of a threat than Blangonga? Rajang is easy as fuck compared to this other faggot.

>instant forward leaps
>instant back hops
>flying clothesline that has a mile wide hitbox
>blangos can inflict ice blight with off screen attacks

I don't get it, I would have assumed Rajang was supposed to be the "stronger" monkey monster. Rajang is fucking harmless compared to this cunt.

>that one guy who climbs the nakarkos' back while 3 other people try to mine and he starts attacking nonstop
>does it the second time too

blacklisted so hard
fuck you " Rocky"

i wonder if there's any art of lagiacrus raising her butt out of the water as an invitation for rathalos to fuck her

No.

Welterweight vs heavyweight, user

>her

What are the best skills for

>Bow of Memes and Reddit
>Mitzu HBG
>Shaggy HBG
>God's Isle

Monster titty?

You called?

What if all monsters could interbreed and we got to fight monster hybrids?
What combination of what two monsters would be the coolest/most interesting/sexiest/etc.?

Any news on the dlc? I dont know which quests give what and all i see is rooms that want to do the "crow" event

fatalis + poogie

Rathalos/Khezu

We don't have monthly videos from capcom?

>constantly flying
>blind so flash bombs don't work
lord have mercy

>when you need TWO nark soul orbs

Rathian + Yian Kut-Ku

>not Bow of Light & Casual
Do you people even care about wordplay?