What makes stance retarded

I was told online by a stancefag that my stock ride height Mercedes E class is an 'suv' looks like shit etc, the usual diss only unprovoked. He drives a stanced VW Passat B5.
Best comeback? I want to burn him. Help me out Veeky Forums

If you need a comeback he's already won.

Is he fat? Need some ammo here user.
I meant stanced car is pretty bad. But still

Never mind, didn't read the part where you said online

Just want to rustle him instead of not responding at all
not very fat but he's a bearded hipster

Oh and I do meet him irl sometimes

>stance
>bearded hipster
kick his ass

Looks like his axle is melting, he should probably get that checked out

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>He drives a stanced VW Passat B5

I get if it was a lexus or infiniti and he was going for the "VIP" look, but arguing with some lame fucker in a 20 year old VW that is stanced is retarded OP.