What makes stance retarded

I was told online by a stancefag that my stock ride height Mercedes E class is an 'suv' looks like shit etc, the usual diss only unprovoked. He drives a stanced VW Passat B5.
Best comeback? I want to burn him. Help me out Veeky Forums

If you need a comeback he's already won.

Is he fat? Need some ammo here user.
I meant stanced car is pretty bad. But still

Never mind, didn't read the part where you said online

Just want to rustle him instead of not responding at all
not very fat but he's a bearded hipster

Oh and I do meet him irl sometimes

>stance
>bearded hipster
kick his ass

Looks like his axle is melting, he should probably get that checked out

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>He drives a stanced VW Passat B5

I get if it was a lexus or infiniti and he was going for the "VIP" look, but arguing with some lame fucker in a 20 year old VW that is stanced is retarded OP.

It wasn't stance that made her dance at first glance, I don't need to rhyme, you're still a faggot

>drives a stanced VW Passat B5
Fucking Poland.

I've been lucky enough not to see any of such so far. I have to admit, -from my experience- stancefaggotry is almost nonexistent in this country.

I like it

>Best comeback?
Punch him.

> Online
Block button.

Call him a faggot and carry on with life.

The other day I saw a stanced B5 Passat (Variant of course) with a visible IC and a BOV. I have no idea why you would want to do that to a fucking family wagon but ok.

keep asking him when he's going to get his suspension fixed

>arguing over taste

Idiot.

actual pic of his car kek

>Best comeback?
Not scraping the shit out of your car on bumps...

Stancefagging is retarded because
>ruins handling
>causes the underside to scrape, damaging the car and promoting rust
>eats tires up
>looks dumb

That is

about

alll car people


You stupid fucking autist.

Drive over a spid bump while giving him the bird and fucking his bitch.

>Stance haters are this sad

oh man its like middle school in here

>tfw drive a 89 golf 16v
>tfw it's almost completely stock
>BUT BREH WHY DONT YOU PUT SOME SICK RIMZZ ON IT

stancefags mad as fuck

This. You've already lost.

They actually make great power with a few k in mods. Just everything else is unreliable as hell mainly electronics

>even caring to reply

You're no different

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It's a fucking imageboard, and I can't post two unique images without text without it being considered a duplicate reply now? Is there a chan that's less shit than this?

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RIP

Yes any of them please leave

Every time

Subarashii

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Did he lower his mom's station wagon just to pretend it was a track car?

you know youre low level when the only thing you can think of is

>hurr you replied

you kids are sad

ahaha a fucking drain cover clipped his oil pan?

>user gets shit talked about him
>he fires back with an insult the next day after making a thread on Veeky Forums
You already lost.

>hit a reflector

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it's the price you pay for looking cool. Something you wouldn't understand driving around in your bone-stock miata with brembo stickers on it

i actually feel pretty bad for him, that's kinda fucked

Stance can be moderate

why? Not like the got injured, and he learned a lesson

If someone driving a stanced shitbox talks down your superior car just tell him he's a faggot and has bad taste for liking stance.

Story??

looks like he got it stuck on the beach and the tide came in to put the car out of its misery

I find it funny how most stance supporters here either don't own a car or have no stanced ride

>I find it funny how most stance supporters here either don't own a car or have no stanced ride
Prove it

most stance haters on here dont have a car and arent even old enough to post without breaking the rules

buttblasted stancecuck detected

see what I mean

no one over the age of 18 would willingly post like this

yup buttblasted stancecuck confirmed

>Best comeback?
there is none, simple as that, because
STANCE WORKS

>ruins handling
lel

it does though

Yeah, I'm sure these handle just horribly.

>let me post an example of a car that isn't stanced

damn, the stancecuck literally grasping at straws

The problem with trying to show a stancefag they are wrong about stance - They are so deluded they think that stance is the same as a lowered car used in racing.

i love this shit. Lets make our cars less practical in every single way just to look cool! The only difference between this shit and attaching stick on vents to your car is that stick on vents won't deter you from getting over a god damn speedbump.

Only if you're retarded to add negative camber to the rear wheels
Adds more grip to the side wall so no smooth dorifto and shit wear
Only front negative camber for more oversteer and twitchiness in the steering
pic related proper drift setup from a D1SL car

but most guys do not fucking slam the front end since ebisu has that infamous jump

Fucking this, everytime

It's because you like performance in a car. You don't like ruining a car like your Mexican Passat that is worth less than a set of 4 OEM shock absorbers for your merc.

And also.

At least is RWD.

Pic very unrelated

Oh sorry, I didn't realize that the stance hater was actually a closet stancefag that has opinions about what is and isn't "stance."

Don't you have to go spend another $10,000 on a CRX?

>Only if you're retarded to add negative camber to the rear wheels
Is BMW factory stancefag now?

its pretty easy to know what stance is and what isn't

If I don't like it, it's stance

keep grasping at straws, stancecuck

>my opinion about a vaguely defined idea is the only correct one

>bmw factory
kek. Sure mine isn't low enough though. only reason manufacturers add a bit of camber is to prevent the ass from swaying out as much when cornering, helps prevent the chassis from oversteering.

I hate dislike stance though.

Hate is too much for you, dislike is what I wanted to say

>stance isn't utter garbage

yes, because performance isn't cutting 3 coils off your springs and putting 195 tires on a 10" wide wheel

Isn't the best comeback asking him to race you and beating his ass?
Or making him go to a track and not passing tech because his car is set up dangerously

>cutting 3 coils off your springs and putting 195 tires on a 10" wide wheel
Yes, that obviously describes 100% of stance.

dayum thats a delicious z

Oh, did he hit you in a nerve? Didn't get a good comeback, you're still sweating bullets while sitting on your cumputer at home, because you can't let go of the fact that you got roasted by some stancefag?

How weak are you?

kek fukn saved

are you implying that stance doesn't affect the way a corvette handles?

its not like a corvette handles good to begin with

>shock absorbers
it's true
one of my rear absorbers (airmatic) failed and the oem part cost a fucking fortune
I bought a used, restored one with a 2 year warranty, was 4 times cheaper than new.

There's your comeback.

Post results user

>Best comeback? I want to burn him. Help me out Veeky Forums

Iv seen so many lowered cars fuck their shit up on the most trivial bumps.

>hey lets compare an old car to a newer one and show how a newer one is better

Wow, you sure showed him, no one expected it not even myself

>beat by a fucking MX5

Musty

Oh wow, so it takes a 650hp race built corvette to beat a fucking shitbox mazda, GM sure is on top of the game, the game of can't compete.

>GM FANGIRLS THIS ASS BLASTED

>old car gets beaten by a new car

What's new?

A
FUCKING
MIATA

>newcar
>shitbox

You don't seem to understand what a shitbox is, all I see is a roadster.

LOL

A newer miata

>miata 0-60 in 8.1
Shit i knew they were slow but not that slow

>slower than a Ford Focus

NO FORD NOOOOOOO

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You are a cuck for having a stock E class