/dat/

>tfw not totally against going to a victoria /dat/
>not quite sure I want to meet you cunts seeing the shit on this thread

I'm in Victoria, would go to a meet and I'm fairly normal.

fuck that, im going to a vintage JDM cruise instead

I'm normal, just awkward

Where are you melbfags located?, I'm from sunbury

Brunswick.

You one of them hipster vegan faggots?

no but he vapes

No I'm a wog, muzzie terrorists.

Northcote, we should do a vic meet why not.
What cars do you guys drive and anyone else stil on their Ps?

Green VT wagon, posted it a couple weeks ago

I'm on my greens

>Thinking about joining the military

How hard is it to get in, gents?

I have the CB1100 that's on the /dbt/ map.
I'd be really keen for a meet, I actually tried to organise the pic related meet but I had to go to work at the last minute and couldn't do it.

Depends if you're going for an officer position or just general enlistment

I've always wanted to join, but it will never happen now

I swear to fucking god guys I just got my medicare card the other day and if the fucking libs win and take it away I'm gonna be pissed

Probably not that hard, I think you have to reach a certain level of fitness and be mentally stable to be able to join.

>Depends if you're going for an officer position or just general enlistment

I dunno. What does one need to do to apply for the SASR? Pretty sure you have to go in as a grunt.

No idea, but from what I've read you can sign up for the sasr after a certain period and if they consider you fit for it then you go through tests and shit

but I'm not in the army so I don't know if thats true or not

>Housemate decides to put tyre shine all over my rims and tyres for whatever fucking reason
>Go to local self wash to get that shit off
>Out of order
fukken shit day

What is a hose?

i just wanted to quickly pressure wash that shit, not spend hours in the middle of the night scrubbing it off

Punch your room mate in the head for touching your car then , did the cunt even ask to wax it

i should but the cunts father owns the house

No, it's 1am!!
I'm just about to leave for the meet.
I'll see you there bros.
SA night cruise is going to be awesome.

>currently on my parents medicare card
>want my own medicare card
>only way to get one is to go in and get one
>I live 2 hours away from any place I can get one
fuuuuuuck

That was my exact situation, took me 2 years to eventually do it

Only if you're some poor cunt.

>3PM RENDEZVOUS FOR LATECOMERS AT WINDY POINT LOOKOUT CAR PARK
hahaha

also no lexacoons allowed

RIP you then, did he do a decent job at least?

Civic with a gutless SOHC, still faster then a miata NA, and 4k cheaper

>people like Pauline Hanson and Jacqui Lambie are getting reelected
great work, straya

Next /dat/
>Straya thread
>Leftists get booty blasted edition

Haven't seen it but I don't go on Veeky Forums that much. I'm on my reds still :/

I remember seeing this a while back, should get it organised.

I don't mind a civic as long as you're not one of those shit talkers that thinks it's the best thing out there haha

Who won last night? I couldn't focus after 4:30 AM CST

Did that female Trump win?

>being this lazy
what the fuck guys

nope, little spots all over the dish of the rims

...

does anyone else think that praying hands emoji looks like a girl laying on the floor with her legs up, and you can see her panties up her long skirt?

Who's going to the SA meet at 1pm?

i'm bailing

doesn't seem like much interest except for the meme faggot, gonna watch vidya all day

Yeah, every time

Suzuki Cultus, cunt.

well i do now

Heading to the SA meet now, see you cunts there!

fuck off ya pervert

just arrived m8. see you soon

pic relate

"....theres even talks about a second election"

FUCK NO

>selling car seats on eBay
>accidentally list both seats for $60 instead of seperate
>someone bought it, too late to back out

lol dumbass, did you use paypal, could maybe start a dispute

what sort of camera took that photo? composition/quality is impressively bad

Is anyone even coming to the meet? Us and Jimmy are bored

jesus how long does this election thing take, I've never had to vote before this one

how any people re there currently, cunts have had 10 mins to rock up already

Which user are you? We've split off until the 3pm windys

I'm an user whos not going, because he doesn't live in SA

on my way now cunts. wait for me Bros.

I'll be here for a bit

3070 here too m8.
Pic related, and on my opens

Jimmy just showed up at windy, did a u turn and sped away.

what the shit

>yeah we're only gonna count like 2/3 of the vote and then fuck around for a few days and then get back to counting

Race me cunt

>tfw there will never be an ACT meet or /dat/ wakefield track day

>Call about car, get msg bank.
>Send msg on gumtree.
>Call 2 days later,get msg bank
>Send msg on gumtree
>Send text msg

Finally get back 'whatcar'

Oh you cunt

when I was in high school we posted an evo up for a super good price and put one of my mate's numbers on there, he ended up getting like 30 calls in one day

>watch vidya
>watch

You absolute shitcunt.

Election results aren't even in and I already see some fat leftie cunt on the Facey having a cry about "neo-Nazis".

We need to have these cunts rounded up and put in camps.

Which one of you cunts is at the autist weeb meet at T Chow in Adelaide?

Drive day in Tasmania was good.

Need to get some of you Devonport, Launceston, and Hobart fellas around next time if y'all still post here.

I regret not stopping to take more scencs, god damn the scenery was mint.

And of course, perfect vehicle choice from all participants.

what car does the cunt drive?

Maserati

who cares

Aye. Doesn't get much better than an Evo, m8.

Sky pls, why must you ruin a nice photo.

cute car lol

I remember you, was talking about yarra bends a few threads back I think.

organise a wakefield day and see. mate went down the other day

>not one mention of what happened at the SA meet
did it happen or what?

apparently it happened according to no idea who "us" is though

in fact if it's organised after i get my new car i'l go meself m8

Craigieburn here
On my opens, wouldn't mind meeting up

probably 318

where was MX5 and postie and the yellow bike?

doubt there was an mx5

>Attempt to leave the neet life via a job
>See: Able to pass a drug and alcohol test
>Into the trash it goes
Being a job searcher is hard

try not drinking and being a druggo piece of shit, its not hard.

Oh cool another lazy ass bogan.

Execpt it will take nearly a month to test negative anyway so I might as well just aim for non tested jobs. Its the bogan way

Pretty much this.
It is possible to enjoy Mangtecs and not be a complete dropkick droob.

>gluten free leaves country for six weeks
>bored as fuck because no friends
>work is shit
>no engaging hobbies anymore

>>video games