/owg/ - Overwatch General

Report OP for gross fetishy bullshit.

do not bully mei

honestly its just the way comp is. you need to be more focused on winning rather than not losing. Its just salt and sadness at that point
pic is grill

Actual new thread

jesus christ how disgusting
delete this immediately

Fake reports because you are a fat shamer? That's pathetic.

Thread without faggy OP

So is Mei viable in ranked now?

yes

placements are shit right now. I went 5-4-1 and got ranked at like 2500, been steam rolling everybody in comp ever since i finished.

Oddly enough if you're around rank 2500 people tend to listen to you if you ask them to do stuff as long as you don't call them out on mistakes a shit.

I had a genji main that had never play more than 15 minutes of anything besides genji in my game and he went lucio after asking him to. Earlier the fucking god of junkrats was holding off my team on the second point of anubis and as soon as I called for everybody to just wait and for our second tank to d.va they did. Then i said we'll rush down mid with D.va apming and lucio speed boosting and they did. We destroyed the enemy team and then defended the first point on our defense side effortlessly.
A shame that last season at like rank 70+ everybody has a huge ego and refuses to listen to anybody when they are asked to switch because they think if they switch they are shit or something.

That's a lie, that's just a fake.

I always loved playing Mei, a lot.

Mei sure is grand

She really is, so who's the best person to play as in this game?

nice team balance

>you will never unlock every spray

How did I do /owg/?

Sombra when??

>team insta locks the only 2 heroes im actually really good at before i get a chance to pick
>they tell me to pick zenyatta for the meta
>i have never played zenyatta before, inform them, incessant rage
>we struggle through almost winning round 1 until we got fucked
>get absolutely steamrolled in round 2
round 2 lasted as long as it took to cap point 1, walk to point 2, cap point 2.
it was the worst experience ive ever had in overwatch. our whole team besides myself was off chasing a single genji while all this transpired.

they got mad at me.

what the fuck is wrong with this fucking community. i was told solo queuing is ez

>what the fuck is wrong with this communities

All of Riot's children that they raised got sick of their parents and jumped ship. We have to deal with their shitty parenting skills now.

What the heck is wrong

this feels good :)

Damn son thats alot of gold

Name a ult that takes less skill than Death Blossom.

Alright /owg/
It's time for another game of "guess my rank".

Resurrect.
At least you have to get in a good position and be sneaky for Death Blossom

Molten core

1200

Posted in the other thread but apparently that's not getting used yet:

>enemy has a 4 man stack
>rein, mercy, ana and hanzo
>rein is fucking invincible due to mercy and ana
>getting ana ulted every 30 seconds
>wiping our team every time his ult is up
>try doing the same
>their mercy just rezzes every time we wipe them because she sits back in flanks and waits until she hears the reinhardt ult go off

How do you deal with this?

Pharah and Genji

You'd expect I'd be in bronze, but apparently that's not how placements work.
Or blizz fucked up the system and it's impossible to reach bronze.

>Playing as Zarya on King's Row
>Hold enemy team after A till the very end when they get a really great combo
>They start pushing in overtime
>Finally get there, use Graviton Surge behind them
>They all get sucked off the payload
>Because of overtime degration the game immediately ends before I can even shoot a grenade

Never has an ult been more satisfying.

Please post here.

Lmao I went and 8 and 2 and only got like 600 rank above you.
Blizzard really got the ranking system right this time :^)

I got more golds than a Goldberg if that accounts for anything.

It makes all the difference in the world.

Anyone up for some comp on PS4?

Sure I'm down, what's your PSN name?

LGBTPatriot

My girlfriend is really into Overwatch and always gets me play Reinhardt because no one else will. I personally I'm bored to death of Reinhardt. No matter how many "it's only quick play bruh" comments she gets, she wants me to tank every game. How do I convince her to just let me have fun or how do I make Reinhardt fun?

How can you guys stand playing Reinhardt? That hammer takes up half the screen when fighting.

Sometimes I wish I had friends. Solo queue makes me want to kill myself.

2,402 pls rate

>Playing placements
>it's 2 win 4 loss
> 3 of the 4 losses are because someone rage quit
> 4th one was a genuinely close game which was also super fun

Why the fuck is it even allowed for player to leave competitive. WHY THE FUCK ISN'T IT ALLOWED TO REPORT SOMEONE WHO LEFT A COMP MATCH

FUCK
IM MAD

My final placement was 2,800. Now I ask, why is it during the last few matches of my placement I was teamed/against people who had Top 500 icons?

Shouldn't the balancing me putting people at my own area? Top 500 (for season 1) is NOT 2,800 in the slightest.

>last point of comp in new map
>enemy has 2 hitscan heroes
>our teammate wont swap off pharah
>says he only knows how to play pharah

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE MAINS?!?

pain of soloqueueing

Caring about Kaplan's mistake in spray format.

Just waiting for the rage of the halloween skin update.

Play 10 more and let's see how low it falls.

Cutest and best pairing

Why has /owg/ so many edgy teens who think that the general is some kind of hug box for their disgusting fury, fat, pregnant or gay fetishes?

Same. Solo Queue made me fall from 2770 to 1500. At least I'll be rewarded as plat at the end of this shitfest.

>level 27
>reach 58% winrate
>get put in lobbies with literally only level 300+ people

feels bad that the rest of your team was shit and you probably lost that match

Junk is too good for that fat chink whore

Just man up and tell her you're doing what you want. If she protests, put her over your knee until her outlook on life changes.

Tell her that if she's going to force you to play Rein, she has to play Ana.

Make her ult you, and only you.

Collect POTG's, win or lose.

>he doesnt like the thought of impregnating a girl
Gay tbqh

literal misogyny!

>le favor le shooter although you objectively outskilled them

I got 2900, is that alright?

Why am I complete shit at games despite wasting my whole life playing them?

I swear this fat-posting is so disgusting.

Women require discipline

That's a cute Jamison! But I don't like Mei, so I'll have to respectfully disagree with you!

Well really I just want us both to be happy.

She already always plays mercy. And yet she's always telling the team to get on point...

>see korean player in match
>"so are you chinese or japanese?"

You lack the will of the warrior

>someone flat out admits to "smoking a fat bowl" right before the match starts

Fucking shitters.

We heard the last ten times you posted this.

i ask myself that same question

i want nothing more than to be a turbo-weeb and play pro genji in every situation, but i'm just too aggro. i have WAY too many deaths on every single hero

>Roadhog is the only tank on our team
>ask for a Reinhardt because Roadhog alone does not fill the role of a tank in this game
>cue boasting about medals and a stubborn lack of switching
>keep bothering them to switch to Reinhardt
>Roadhog gets mad and tells me to do it if it's so important
>so I switch from Zenyatta and now three people are mad because now we only have one healer
>Roadhog leaves the match
i feel it

Would I be the first person you blamed for the loss, /owg/, or the second to last?

>"I get cold just looking at you!!"
>"Then maybe you should look somewhere else!!"

What a bitch. She deserves no ship. Mei should be forever alone.

alcohol was the first banned performance-enhancing drug in olympic shooting, user

What's up with the noises D. Va makes.

>tfw getting worse and worse
>winrate going into freefall
>every game is a struggle
>attacking is like smashing my head against a brick wall
>defending is like trying to stop a tidal wave
Who /washedup/ here?

>Other team has players that finished at rank 65+ in season one including 2 top 500's
>My team are all sub 60 S1 shitters

This is so fucking stupid

best get used to it

>someone is being a dickhead in chat
>it's either a Roadhog, Tracer or Genji

why do these heroes attract complete cunts?

>playing Lucio
>get picked off by an incredibly lucky Widowmaker
>running back from spawn
>team wipes on the objective before I'm even halfway back
>BAD LUCIO
>WHERE WERE THE HEALS
>tfw never get praisal as a healer despite getting constant golds and hardly having any team deaths if we stick together
>always hate

They don't require any input or interaction from teammates and just do their own thing.

The exact same thing happens in every game of this type. Shitters are attracted to characters that can apparently "win even with shit teammates" despite they themselves being the problem.

Can't even find the motivation to do my placement matches. I played so many games to farm summer boxes that now i don't even want to play at all. The fact that i play solo all the time is not helping

This season's match matchmaking is retarded.
Esports my ass.

>they're still putting group queues against all solo queue teams
god forbid they admit their game is fucking dead and they can't scrape together any fair matches

>Women require discipline
especially the qt brown ones

Can anyone post the one guy that won against premade reunited in placement matches?
I forgot his name.

you're a great healer user.
If I could I'd vote for you every match.

mendokusaii

>enemy team is a pair of 3-stacks
>our team is full solo

You couldn't have just, like, given us one of them, Blizzard?