How true is this pic?

toyota
>big dikk, handsome intelligent strong witty etc
mercedes
>i'm trying hard to appear wealthy (base models)
chevy
>I went to the car store because i needed a car
kia
>mmm paste

Toyota: "cuck" but responsible and stuff
Chevy trucks: i do work
Ford trucks: my dad drove ford so its good
Lifted trucks: douches
Chevy cars: teenage girls
Ford cars: teenagers
Kia: "i know nothung about cars"

>Toyota
True
>Chevy
Partly true "I'm a middle-aged man/woman with no taste so I buy a Malibu".
>Mercedes
I'm nouveau riche so I leased a C-Class.
>Kia
I'm a le so randum hipster who bought a Soul to drive to the coffee shop and art supply store

Chevy owner. It's true. On both accounts. Bonus fact: I'm not even American.

You people know absolutely fucking nothing about cars.
Have you driven any of the new kias? They're pretty good. The new Optima is better than the Mazda 6.

Do you prefer elmer's or the 99cent store brand?

But its a kia

>Toyota
I don't know shit about cars
>Chevy
Unnatural obsession with manliness with an irrational hatred of Ford
>MB
I'm poor and want to pretend I'm rich by leasing a base model C Class
>Kia
I'm poor and have been tested many times during my school years to see if I'm retarded; the results were inconclusive

>Ameriboos
You guys are cute

true, c and cls are literally cuck tier

>the only thing Veeky Forums klnows about cars are things from the 90s
jesus christ Veeky Forums I know it's a meme but it's 2016 the car market is no longer what you think it is

>CLS

You mean CLA?

The CLS is like 60k

don't eat it all at once

cis is a respectable model

you must mean cla you meme spouting teenage retard

>See also: Nissan
youre retarded, Nissans aren't less reliable than Toyotas

What this post says about you:

>I'm nearly illiterate, live in the boonies, and have a sub-100 IQ. I am also underage and quite possibly an ethnic minority, seeing as I type like an African-American gentleman.

Wat

Modern Nissans are garbage. Transmission and electronics failures fucking everywhere.

"no"

...

I work at a NISSAN DEALERSHIP you dumb nigger. Even the company car (2016 Murano SL) I was provided had multiple transmission and electronic failures under 30k miles. The only cars I notice with minimal transmission failures are 370Z manuals, and they still suffer from electronics and power steering issues constantly.

Merc drivers are ok, you should change that with BMW.

I've heard the 370z's are prone to overheating. True or false?

True, I've had a few come in with heating issues as well. Not nearly as common as electronic issues.

I can second this. I was working for an Infiniti dealer

An average week in the shop

>QX60 shitting CVT
>VK56 motor cyl #7 misfire from DI carbon build up due to soccer mom driving
>Q50 electrical glitches
>beat to shit neglected G35/7 getting outraged that they actually have to pay money to keep their car on the road

REALLY depends on the BMW. Anything on lease and any F30 (same thing, really) is complete douchebag. E90/E46 sedan drivers are assholes, the coupe drivers are generally decent and E21/E30/E36 is generally just 18 year olds who want a BMW badge.

>Mercedes
Not really, Rich, and possible dumb would be better, most people think "I need an expensive car, oh i know, Mercedes!" Douchebags have migrated to Audi
>Kia
Kia's aren't as bad as they used to be, usually just bought by people who want an transportation appliance, but are poor.

>tfw the fucking French faggots killed Nissan

Also forgot,

>400 hp 3.0TT Q50/60 apparently to have 35-40+ sensors

People who had good experiences with their old reliable Infiniti's and Nissans are in for a surprise when these partially Mercedes drivetrain sourced, over-engineered electrical nightmare cars get old and start running into problems.

I like the brand still, and drive an Infiniti myself but they have some problems to work out, and the QC of the North American built cars don't seem very good. I left that job just before the 400 hp Q50's started showing up, I was there picking up a part for my car the other week and talking to one the techs apparently the car is quite fast though.

Go drive a Mazda 6 hard around some corners and do the same with The Kia. You will immediately be able to see the difference. Mazda makes that car with good all around everything and the optima is all about how much shit I can pack into one car and numbers on paper

>Toyota
>frugal
>cheap
lol no. Have you seen what a Camry sells for compared to an Accord? A Tacoma compared to an S10?

Toyota is for people that have no fucking clue but want to feel like they're better than everyone else for owning something "different" and yet easily recognizable. Toyota is the Apple of the automotive industry.

>tips VTEC

Honda owners are just as bad in their own way.

>nissan
i'm black
>dodge
i'm black
>cadillac
i'm black
>land rover
i'm black

What car does an entry level banker drive?

E36 or BRZ

>Toyota
Probably socially retarded but knows something about cars and what value is
>Chevy
Cuckold. Probably enjoys recalls every week because his wife fucks Jamal while he's at it. Little to no knowledge about cars
>Mercedes
Owned by retards or old people who fell for the old luxury meme. Absolutely no knowledge about cars
>Kia
Wants to try something different. Not the best option but he couldn't afford other. Mild car knowledge

Toyota is literally the best selling car in the US.
What you described fits VW to a t though.
>"different" brand
>comes in Apple white
>has all these standard tech features with infotainment and all that
>normies think its better because German

underrated

Truth

Hyundais are great values. The fuck are you talking about?

>toyota
I appreciate excellent engineering and high build quality and dont mind paying extra for it
>chevy
I dont know shit about cars but there was a camaro in the movies
>mercedes
I only care about social status, what is a camshaft?
>kia
I can see beyond the biased stereotypes and enjoy a quality product at low prices

>worked at Nissan in 2013
>brand new Pathfinder Soccer mom edition comes out
>now comes standard with Factory CVT trans Shutter

>Sentra, standard Brake creaking

>Versa Injector failure

>MFW IDX canceled

You are literally fucking retarded. Kill yourself.

Tesla is the Apple of the car world you stupid cuck.

Man I worked at a KIA dealership (porter). Those cars were absolute pieces of shit. Not excluding the "high end" ones

I used to have to test drive Kias. Trust me they're shit, buddy.

>Subaru

im a Skinny spoiled white boi who vapes

>Honda

I'm either Mexican or poor

>Ford

I dunno what the fuck am doing

>Volkswagen

Im like my Subaru cousin except Im eurotrash

>BMW

I think I know about cars because I play Forza

found the cuck

>gook shit
>good value
Call me when they dont drive like shit which is never because even the velosturd and gaynesis sucks balls

...

>Alfa Romeo
I fuck bitches everyday and also I'm alpha as fuck

>How true is this pic?

100% in the sense that Americans tend to directly tie their value as a human bean, not to mention a large part of their sexuality to the cars they drive, the phones they own and the brands they sport.

>Fiat
I'm !mjet.oRqBk

Sounds good

Oops that's the ford

more like
>i relly really like my mechanic

>be me
>sensible and frugal

>mazda
Fukboi who thinks he has a sports car

Zoom zoom, faggot

How many years ago u dummy. I'm talking recently u dummy.

Where does this zoom zoom faggotry started?

if i have a toyota mr2 or even a mk2 i'm a cuck? ok

i'd rather be a cuck then

mazda advertising campaign back in the 90's

Also, ZOOM ZOOM motherfucker.

>90s
It was used up until last year when driving matters became their slogan.

>I love America and may own guns

#DrivingLivesMatters

>toyota
i want a good car
>chevy
'murica
>Mercedes
I know nothing about good luxury cars or anything about cars (also douche bag)
>KIA
thought it was japanese

>drives a shitbox fiat

Literally works directly with Apple on the infotainment systems.

Don't forget VW literally works with Apple.

I own all Apple products and a current gen VW my life is one seamless experience.

>nissan
dumb nig-nog
>dodge
retarded redneck
>cadillac
ogga-booga coon king
>land rover
wealthy woman

What a shitty thread.

this
based user

Nigger nobody is driving a Mazda 6 or a Kia around corners. Are you retarded?

Nope.

You know what else? The Kia K900 is such a fucking amazing luxury car.

/thread

>the following day when everyone samefag upvotes their own post

this

Mazda
>I enjoy a car that makes me, the driver, its primary focus

preach it, mazda brother

D-dooshio~ >.

>Toyota is literally the best selling car in the US.
Kind of like the iPhone...

The shekelmobile

i ended up with soul as a rental car in may, it was okay. roomier than i expected but that's about it

Rolls Royce

This is not even Reddit-tier. This is some Facebook tier car joke now gtfo kid

See:

More like HTC, has all the cool gadgets but none gaf

fockin noice m80

>i'd rather be a cuck then

Alright cuck.