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>shitty list full of dead servers made by a retard
pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/GameShock16/status/772039927697661952
youtube.com/watch?v=6p9DMBl_UuQ
whitelist.tf/etf2l_6v6_s25pre
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeaFCvjAB9NhLm2bnMfgKDwA5ZioMYqrkWTofyau3LIzFdG3w/viewform
steamcommunity.com/id/kezakpa
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

first

2nd for fluttershy

post american rocket men

phyrro is to overpowered so everyone moved to world of warcraft

i had a dream where i saw two car crashes and a police station that was on fire

I am convinced this game is literally rigged against me
Every single time I'm behind someone as spy
No matter what the circumstances
Either
A. They turn around the split-second I stab them, never any earlier
B. The stab doesn't register
C. Someone appears out of the fucking ether to crit rocket me as I'm finally about to get a pick
This happens CONSTANTLY every single time I switch to this faggoty fucking class
I can't even enjoy this stupid fucking game because the fucking stars align to fuck me over every single time, it's fucking impossible to do anything. Any other class and everything goes just fine, no random fucking crits around corners, no facestabs from enemy spies, NONE of the classic TF2 bullshit. It all fucking saves up over time and unleashes as soon as I pick this dumb fucking class
Fuck this universe

...

I cum

>those dimensions
>that fps
>3.89mb

I dunno. I just cropped and this happened.

>not webm

it's a gif that's how
>still making gifs out of gameplay videos in $currentyear

>4mb gifs
>thumbnails
get it together man

get me together

*falls apart*

mge is fun

Doesn't matter when it takes a million years to pull it out/dead ringer after a wiffed stab, and you're not surviving a crit rocket anyway.

twitter.com/GameShock16/status/772039927697661952

if you guys are interested in winning a shit unusual, feel free.

Does anyone have that image of some girl from a doujin shopped to look like engie saying "Ahaha, it's erect!"? I should have saved it.

youtube.com/watch?v=6p9DMBl_UuQ

>(Demo Support) Event recorded: Killstreak 4
>(Demo Support) Event recorded: Killstreak 5
>(Demo Support) Event recorded: Killstreak 6
>(Demo Support) Event recorded: Killstreak 7
>(Demo Support) Event recorded: Killstreak 8
holy shit that feels fucking good, i don't know why i haven't bothered with this feature yet until now

mfw rocket launcher killstreak reach 20

*takes estrofem*

im bluepilled

im blue

...

where did her nose go

is she okay

...

Scout voice: Alright let's do this!

It's under the goggles, silly.

Nips can't draw proper noses.

H*ck yes
do not add me

>auto reflect pyro
>team keeps feeding him projectiles

Tf2g let's talk about the preseason s25 whitelist. Most weapons are unbanned except the really broken ones. I think we're getting close to a unified white list. What do you think should be banned or unbanned? whitelist.tf/etf2l_6v6_s25pre

You're just shit

DA BA DE
E DA BA DAE
DA BA DEE
DA BA DAE

lol i fucked the post up

fighting the ceejaey/thalash/omni stack in a pub
x.x

someone on reddit said there was an earthquake in the state my tf2gfu lives in

i hope he is okay

probably

it was a weak one and quite a distance away

>quite a distance away
how do you know

a sops a day keeps the sadness away

he wasnt very clear with whereabouts he lives but i think it's somewhere in the southeast of the state

how do we put team in team fortress 2 boys
im tired of everybody picking sniper or spy

play comp and not be rank 1
in r3 currently and its almost comparable to a lobby which is pretty damn good compared to how it was a month ago

am i very clear with whereabouts i live

compared to most people yes

so long senpai

strange funboats when

Play with stack. No other way.

>kills
>damage absorbed
>rocket jumps

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeaFCvjAB9NhLm2bnMfgKDwA5ZioMYqrkWTofyau3LIzFdG3w/viewform

hello friends

i was looking at the entries and i have some things to say
steamcommunity.com/id/kezakpa - fix your id - i'm not drawings
engio - i'm just gonna draw a pootis head on a normal body
sops - pinto and xionxang didn't make entries
renard - i'll just draw something with bad hair i'm not going into full face detail
videogames - the only animes are already in a conglomerate you'll look like an outsider

and does anyone have the old-ish drawing that has a house with everyone around it?

>!vkhVKHqWIw

>Anonymous

By the way 4chins don't want to save my tripcode for somereason. I have to retype it everytime.

/note kiriikp

is the thread deder than usual or does no one care about my thing

It's dead mang.

that probably explains why there's only 20something entries
ahaha

i care about your thing but you didnt mention me so i had nothing to say

i have nothing to say

...

I'll be back once the new expansion wears off.

Thoughts on Swiftwater? I think it's shit

Hello. Since my account got disabled and i probably never will gaing the acces to /despondency again, you should change it to /attentionwhore
It's okay.
Borneo is the best payload map btw.

Good for HL

cp_orange-tier sightlines in pubs

An absolutely godawful map for 6v6

What's the best Sniper hat in the game (according to you)?

team spirit yellow belt

value of teamwork trophy belt

profs ushanka painted balaclavas

Cold Killer

stock

Your Worst Nightmare

New style is shit tho.

anger

Post best map for:
>PL
Barnblitz
>PLR
Hightower
>Koth
Highpass
>A/D
Gorge
>5cp
Coldfront
>CTF
Turbine

>PL
Watchpoint: Gibraltar
>KotH
Nepal: Sanctum
>A/D
Volskaya Industries

post'em

>still no content update for Pyro
>still no content update for Heavy
ffs Volvo

...

They're all good, I just like Volskaya the most.

>PL
Borneo
>PLR
Pipeline
Hightower is meme map for le marketgarden soldiers xD and just endless dming
>Koth
Nucleus is my personal favourite but without fear or favor i can say that viaduct and highpass is actually better and more balanced
>A/D
Egypt
>5cp
I don't really like 5cp maps cause of horrible stalements. I choose gullywash.
>CTF
Landfall is cute.

remember, valve probably knew that pyro would win but still didn't prepare a update

pyro update will happen before 2017 but forget about the heavy update

>just endless dming
???
you say it like it's a bad thing

Nope, but i can't count it as a real map.
And since mym came out the old hightower which we always know and love is dead now. Everybody will push a cart and game will end in 10 mins.

> he plays objective maps and doesn't play the objective

Hello rebbit

hello

hi

i still need the drawing

>counter snipers like they're bots
>kill everyone as scout
>pretty much destroy everyone most of the time
>still drop spaghetti upon encountering a gibus huntsman sniper and die

ffffuuuck, they're terrifying

and i need your medic max

and i'm going to stop at 35 entries
i really need that drawing

what the f is this

quickplay
regular valve pubs
please

guys
guys please
i'm not going to stay here and ask for dumb thing like these

dude if nobody posted it nobody has it
stop being so annoying

videojames was complaining that i posted in ded hours last time
what's wrong with bumping my request hug?

why do you listen to videogames lmfao
these are normal hours where everyone is awake and here, nobody's posting because dead game
again, if nobody is posting the drawing nobody has it. if you think that someone that isnt here right now has it then wait longer before asking again
add magicmax if you want his loadout
the benny entry is obviously a joke

i have it

why dont you post it then

im shy

if you want my loadout, add me and ask me
posting in the thread is not a reliable way to contact me

what does that have to do with posting a picture
no one's asking for your id or a pic of your face or butt
he just wants a certain drawing for inspiration or something