Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/ /gulag/

Hello fellow anime fans!

You can tell by her hands that she's not thick, she's pure fat.
No thanks.

Overwatch looks so shit. Tell me it's not more popular than SC2?

blizzard drones are actually the dumbest fucking people ever and will play anything blizzard puts out

This game is dead

>been crazy as fuck about this red light shining on my window for past week
>thought it was feds spying on me
>turns out it was my TV standby light somehow reflecting in the window

>tfw must be on molly or somethin

This thread is dead

its super fucking boring too. remember jumping with BRs in halo? thats literally all anyone does

Everything is dead

Black, Ice^3 and Nutz in the same team confirmed.

tfw no esports

>Black, Ice^3 and Nutz in the same team confirmed.
who cares about that irrelevant shitters , team jimmy announcement when

ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB GETTIN TIPSY

FATA is officially out of liquid now

how much do 3.7k-4.2k mmr accounts cost?

I just want to try myself at the higher ranks, since I cant get over this fucking hill of asscancer medicroity that I'm at now.
I doubt I'd be able to stand a chance in pubs with avg mmrs in the 5.5k and above, where the pros roam, but I'm pretty certain I could play 500 above of my current or more

...

why are dotards so spoilt? where are my esports? these lazy pros dont do anything

he's been gone for like 5 days

>Fall for the overwatch meme
>play 8 hours first day
>4 hours next day
>1 hour next week
>don't play at all now

It's just so fucking boring and random, should be a console title.

this thread used to be better when there weren't so many normies and gameshitters

ya that game got really boring fast, i dont think ive ever lost interest in a game that fast before

i recognize that baby ...

Same thing happened to me

so why i do this to you ? if u check my profile u have one simple question why this guy do this to me ? what i do to him so he start do this shit to me ? why this guy never get bored are he is mental challenged and crazy? So the answer yes, i have mental issues thats why i never get bored to do what i do, its like i always smile i dont care about game or shit all what i want its destroy you, destroy ur gameplay, destroy any chance to win game for u, this is my drug. really its like drug, i always happy after doing this, not even happy its ike mental orgasm, its superiour feeling like i got sex or use some drugs its fucking best feeling in the world

then leave, no one will miss you

>3k shitter actually believes this

>faceless
>they all have a face
uh dotards?

>requiem for a dream

I wanna puke every time i listen to this fucking shit

I think it's them wishing they didn't have faces

>Flipland happening

RIP Manila Majors

man that looks like a shit team

also why does black have such an infatuation with the chinese?

>the greatest team ever in dota history have publicly shown they are fanboys of EE

Explain it dotards?

I know for a fact I could play at 4k, since im already 3489 atn and have gone up to 3678 before, but then I went on to lose like 8 gmaes in a row. No matter how close I get, I can never break the 3.7k barrier

i bet youre not even 3k buddy, its all but confirmed that the only people that shitpost here are the sub 2k shitlords who have Small-MMR syndrome

what the fuck NUTZ is back

You do realise that 3.7-4.2k mmr is no better than 3.2k, right? 3k and 4k are practically the same, just the latter have an inflated ego about it

Holy shit Overwatch looks like garbage for normies.

No wonder every """celebrity""" and attention whore picked it up

Fixed it for you

>im sure im 4k
>the only people who post here are 2k
>every time i start to climb i lose 8 games in a row even though im so much better

because chinese players were the original ricers

>iceiceice will never go back to mid
>he will never stream in english from singapore again
>even if he does it won't be the same

>>every time i start to climb i lose 8 games in a row even though im so much better
No, I said when I hit my highest peak I ended up dropping down to near where I am now and just drift

What happened?

>>he will never stream in english from singapore again
>>even if he does it won't be the same

You realise his new team is a singapore team, meaning he doesnt have to go ChingChong for at least a year and will almost certainly be streaming (once the team is all settled in and theyre doing good with spare time)

nothing happened, he's being a friggin wiener

>Actually and unironically responding to PSG

I want redditards to leave

thats even worse. the fact that you cant even maintain your peak means you are not even as good as your perceived best. you are literally not even as good as 500 lower than what you think you are

you are literally dunning kruger incarnate

>Ban antimage
>Win against Black^

Ummm didn't dotards say Icecubed would never team up with Black^ again???

t.

Look out! He has a bell curve! It has the power to prove whoever posts it right!

that curve is not bell shaped at all

BASED

AS

FUCK

>Art Door stops streaming dota
>loses 5k viewers

>*ban every farm reliant hero
>win against Black^

he went to china

i want to believe lad

Go away Pugna

im still playing

You are wrong though. You just think it's not bell shaped because you are delusional about your knowledge of bell shape.

>iceiceice and black back together again

FUCKING BASED OUR GUYS

cucked by overwatch

fixed fix

Enjoying your dying game, dotafags :)) ????

do we hate rtz now

Uhh, dotards?

twitter.com/babylonian/status/771956657207336961

Why aren't you playing Zet, the dead warden

>pick slark
>win

Dotuuuuurds? I was playing slark before 4 was cool tho

who

literally who senpai

because icefrog hates me so he ruins all my favorite heroes

What the FUCK?

Is this REAL?

>running down mid and feeding

1000 something games and this is the first time I've seen someone do it. Is it a sign of autism?

what language will they communicate in? serious

No, someones just having a bad day and instead of going into a killing spree, say, at a cinema, they feed mid. Be lucky its only that.

>pick sniper
>luna insists on going mid
>No thats an awful idea
>STFU NOOB
>dies 6 times
>entire enemy team rotates to kill me (solo top)
>die
>game lost

Overwatch looks fun

>rtz quitting dota for competitive Overwatch

I can't believe it, but at the same time it makes sense.

OW won't even make it in e sports senpai.

Yeah no I'm not doing that
Next 7 decides what I'll do in the future

>who's the real winner

the guy that doesn't look like a transvestite

>competitive Overwatch

ROFL good one mate

>PAX East, the ultimate LoL-shilling con
What else is new?

literally just buy shadow blade instead of blink now so the enemy has to spend monney on dust to kill the tempest double.

Problem solved

when will /d2g/ have /sp/ tier memes?

Is this the most attractive male of the League of Legends community?

this euro had some good shit

>wraith KING
>labeled as a support
YOU CANT AND I REPEAT YOU CANT MAKE THAT SHIT UP

>competitive Overwatch

Doesn't that game have an integrated aimbot or something?

Doesn't sound very competitive.

>things that trigger lolbabs

How do you feel about Wisdom, dotards? I don't know what to think.

it's a great game though, arteezy is playing it

pmsl just bet on a basketball friendly WHERE ARE THE DOTA GAMES I NEED TO BET

W T B
T
B