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>BT "intellectuals"
>living in prepetual twilight with your waifu
>ded and ded again
>Citadel DLC
>MT
>Good you opened this
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liara beste waifu
second for /dag/+/bwg/
Renegade tonight Paragon tomorrow
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Geez, I thought it was final this time
not yet
Took you long enough. I made the other thread the last time we died, so I wanted to see how long it'd take before someone made another.
Liqour and ibuprofen in the same place, nice.
Link to previous thread:
>Ibuprofen
you know that kills your liver much much faster than alcohol if taken in regular doses, right?
I couldn't find it
I don't know, I just found this thing on lelddit
oh all right then
I wonder if asari wear caps when going swimming. Must be annoying to have water dribbling down from in-between the tentacles.
Her tits look nice in the swimsuit.
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I wonder how do they sleep
>Must be annoying to have water dribbling down from in-between the tentacles
You mean like humans have with hair..?
Those elbows again
You'd think he would know how to fix that after all this time
Do alien nipples look like human nipples?
Most animals that have nipples look similar to a human's
Can Maidens get pregnant? What about Matriarchs?
All Asari can get pregnant at nearly any time, that's more or less the point of their existence in the series.
You can dry hair very easily, the crests have tonnes of cracks that you can't reach with towels.
What are the limits of asari mind melding? Does a mate have to have a nervous system of a certain size and complexity, or can they meld with pretty much anything? A plant? A dog? A dust mite living on their skin?
Shiala melds with the Thorian
>the point of their existence in the series
I don't see how this is true for them more than any other race
Bioware refers at least twice to the Asari as being science-fantasy fulfillment in they're a race of beautiful alien women who exist to get fucked by Kirk or Shepard or whoever. See here...
That's what the graphic designers were going for. That doesn't mean that's their only purpose in the universe/story
The picture you posted specifies that they're talking about visuals
....And here. It's not their entire purpose, but still. It also makes Bioware's current reputation for being SJW's all the more hilarious.
>No Chris L'Etoile
You dun fucked up right g00d, user.
I refuse to believe his narrative that he was trying SO HARD to stop Casey and Mac from ruining ME3. All of the writers are complicit
ME2, not ME3 user, and he never claimed he tried, just explained what happene.\d. Weekes is the one who claiimed he kept ME3's ending from being even worse.
Link? I could've sworn it was L'Etoile who wrote the huge forum post complaining about the writing process
Again, that's just what the graphic designers were doing. It doesn't really have any effect on their purpose in-universe. Besides, human females are much more sexualized in ME than asari, in my opinion.
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L'Etoile has written multiple forum posts about the writing process of ME2 on SomethingOffal and some other places, but it was Patrick Weekes who specifically wrote a single forum post detailing how Walters and Hudson wrote the ME3 endings by themselves, without any peer review, on the Penny Arcade forums. L'Etoile left Bioware while ME2 was still being made and had no input on ME3.
then use a blow dryer. besides, if asari skin is really snakeskin then it would really really easily dry by itself, even with cracks in those crests. it's completely different to human skin.
>"none of them" not an option
come on son, is it amateur hour?
WTF I hate Weekes even more now
>tfw spent nearly 2 day sifting though Liara/Femshep SFM porn
time well spent
Why would that make you hate him more? He shed light on how fucked the writing of the ending was.
I don't like any of the character's he's written, and, like I said, being involved with the ME3 ending in any way makes him complicit. I don't think he's being entirely honest.
You don't like Mordin?
I don't /dislike/ him. He's the least offensive of his characters.
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WHY IS THERE A TUBE LEADING TO HIS PENIS? WHY IS HE GRINNING SO SMUGLY?
>those goddamn waste tubes
The better question is why a tube intended for transporting piss is so fucking thick
that was my point. if it is that think it isn't used for transporting piss, it's used for sucking.
you know those horror stories by doctors who have to deal with people who put vacuum cleaners on their dicks?
>if it is that think it isn't used for transporting piss,
how did this happen? I meant
>if it is that thick
It's also got a codpiece or something
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Weekes apparently wrote 80% of what was actually good in ME3 (that is, all of Mordin and Tali's stuff, half of Garrus's dialogue, and most of the Tuchanka arc) after Drew and Chris left. I believe this account, it matches a few other details we've got of Hudson and Walters' 'process' and attitude, plus the drastic last minute differences between the leak and the full ending, as well as the quickness with which the Extended Cut was put out (implying some assets were already in place). Plus we already know he had to talk them down from doing other stupid shit, like cutting Tali as a squadmate, and that he felt confident enough in his innocence to actually throw this out there despite never throwing his co-workers under the bus like this in the past.
I wonder if this got him in trouble behind the scenes though. People really don't take too well to you throwing them under the bus to the public. Even if you quickly delete it and take it back. Even if it's true. It makes him look like a poor team player.
>Tali's stuff
>actuallly good in ME3
???
>Tuchanka arc
>good
you got extremely low standards
will we die again this night after I go to sleep?
Probably, if Americans don't step up their game
like they ever did
It's a lot better than everything after Rannoch.
it's still less than mediocre though
ah, if it isn't my old nemesis, page 10
>nemesis
What happens in Mass Effect 2 if I let the council die?
I just did
new councillors (which are literally just reskins of the old ones with different names but exactly the same voices) and you can't be re-inducted as spectre in ME2.
you also get one or 2 off-hand comments throughout the game about how you/the humans let the council die, doesn't matter if you did it intentionally (renegade) or if you chose to concentrate on sovereign (middle choice on the wheel).
not being a spectre changes 2 or 3 lines throughout the game.
it really makes no difference.
Saving the Council enables you to see the Destiny Ascention in ME3. It doesnt do much, but its cool when it appaers in the dissappointing cinematics.
Saving the council comes with no downsides whatsoever other than you have to fight Sovereign in Saren body 2 times instead of one. But that shouldnt be a problem since you are invincible at that point.
Tevos best waifu though
death's sweet embrace
really not fun to bump this thread any more. well, bumping has never been fun in the first place, so I'll just go to sleep now. die well.
>bet on Americans
>lose
history has taught me well.
Slavpower
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You DID choose to destroy the space gypsies, right /meg/?
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Quarian gingey best gingey.
>Resting your head against the generous bosom of you're waifu?
ded
Hey, they did that all by themselves
of course
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>sacrificing a fleet that could otherwise be good cannonfodder against the reapers
shiggy diggy
Guys, how are the Mass Effect novels and comic books?
Ive never found the courage to read the books since I was afraid of even more attrocious writing and retcons.
The comics are ok if you want a bit more background info about the squadmates.
Would you you're waifu if she had a huge bush?
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I still can't get over just how stupid the human council thing is.
Mac, seriously, what the fuck?
No, first run-through I chose to save them, then the second time I chose peace.
Just how huge?
Tali had always been a woman in his eyes, sure. but her diminutive breasts and youthful face lent her an adorable young and innocent look. But he realized how wrong he had been when that fateful day came when she finally unzipped her suit further than below her breasts.
She said she had taken antibiotics, and the 'physical contact' had helped harden her immune system. She had blushed then, and he had smiled.
He remembered the sound of her hands slowly pulling the zipper, unsealing plastic covers. The little spots on her hips, growing denser and darker as they trailed down her body.
And then one spot had a long curly hair growing out of it. Black and coarse. He thought little of it, Tali had hair, just very thin and pale hair, more like a soft fuzz all over. But then there was another black hair, and another. Tali kept unzipping. Her fingers trembling.
More hair, he felt the scent of her sex. Thick and pungent.
They were barely past her belly button...
She moved down, the spots were just one big blotch covering her crotch, barely visible under all the hair.
And then, there it was. between her meaty thighs. Under all that hair.
He had done a lot of research, seen many quarians nude on the extranet, all cute and puffy and covered in little spots down there, a little hair maybe. A little variation, but nothing like his Tali.
Tali was in a league of her own. She had the cunt of the biggest, hardest babushka Siberia could muster. The kind of organ that could birth elephants, satisfy a lightpole. And covered in enough hair to endure the freezing cold of pluto.
Jesus christ.
Tali blushed.
At least it wasn't a dick..
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>tfw will never have a saucy femtur fuckbuddy.
>tfw no waifu bush in your face
Horrendous.
If you're going to design her face make her look like something other than a 50 year old chain smoker.
The face isn't much, but I really like the body.
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Just a quick reminder that Femshep is Bestshep
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Stop it.
if you want to read about cerberus, then read them, because they aren't really about anything else.
Books are basically Cerberus lore and the comics flesh out the characters and add backstory.
