/d2g/ Dota 2 Gulag

Siege tank hero when
Crab hero when

>Siege tank hero when
Aghs Nyx

>Crab hero when
Soon

post some winter waifu

>still wearing EG jersey
???

>Soon
not soon enough.

>implying underlord isn't the crab hero and the siege tank hero

>put both blink and shadow blade on C
>have to buy both

Reminder that if you don't know who the follow people are, you are a redditor
>Rime
>NMA
>Barnyyy
>Beesa
>Lamperkat
>Blitz
>Cosmo (?)

No time to explain
Get on board

153826126
>knowing those people

Reddit pls

Are you shilling a new redditstack team for next TI?

But d2g is reddit

not him,but what's a TI ?

Some shitter spammed here le playing le mid
Who
some shitter streamer
Some UK shitter who never accomplished anything
Who
Caster that redditors think is our guy because Blitzbrowsingvg.webm
WHO

Blitz is /d2g/ or was atleast.
He has most big /d2g/ names on friendlist and stacks with some of them sometimes, was browsing on that one video and has casted Veeky Forums masters.

ODPixel is the most /d2g/ of the all. He's literally banging our girl on the reg.

How about a little story time boys.

>be playing late as fuck to see what dota is like
>already shit since in 2k
>get in a game with a phoenix
>mid dusa asks for wards for pudge
>phoenix shouts that he's muting him and he'll mute anyone else that asks for wards
>says it triggers him or some shit
>4 minutes later he gets killed by pudge
>"WTF WHY NO MISSING"
>dusa called it but since phoenix muted her he didn't know
>"WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKING SHIT MEDUSA"
>literally wat
>"Well fuck since I can't hear if middle is missing I'm going to have to go there"
>proceeds to leave a sniper alone against a slark and steals mid farm
>everyone calls him out on being a piece of shit
>says he's going to start feeding
>does
>continues to call the rest of the team bad

What's the next step of his master plan?

CRASHING

didnt read lol stop blogging

the absolute madman did it again

>don't gank enemy safelane
>wow enemy core has free farm what the fUCK?!? how did you not win 1v2???

THIS

MEMETEAM

>EG is dead
>ppd no more career
goodbye reddit im gonna an hero now sayonara

>try to help the guy understand he's bad by telling him how he's losing the game but blames the team
>"IT'S A TEAM GAME WTF OF COURSE ITS THE TEAMS FAULT"
>but the team can't win if you're on it
>this goes on for twenty minutes
>enemy team is finally getting megas
>after we ask everyone to report him he says he's glad he's making everyone miserable
>dude this is just a game
>phoenix starts sperging out about how dota has made 30 million in the last year

I'm not even mad just really astonished

>Cosmo
>WHO
Is like you are new AF fuck and never had fun playing dota ever, I feel bad for you

also special mentions, based sweedish bros
>Kupu
>Booster

>Savisaar
>Waffles and the dog

>Cant handle a 2v1 offlane, while average player should handle trilanes
>Is a crybaby
>Posts pedo pics of cartoon girls
I see no coincidence here

37th for Icefrog is a bad guy.

>not getting first blood double kill in the offlane
Looks like youre just the classic exp sapping afk offlane garbage, you need to go aggressive and disrupt his farm

>its just a game
>but i refuse to quit or get better at it

39th for vlads on lycan is a clear indicator of mental deficiency

Don't play with Veeky Forums they said, you won't have fun they said.
Joke's on you it's a great way to get carried and/or just fuck around. Also you get to be a raging tard and people generally don't care.

whites are pretty much subhuman desu

41st for entering the lilmeta

I'm not gonna cry about losing a game because my teammate decided to act autistic. Because it's just a game. I try to win but if I don't oh well.

I remember playing a vg lobby back in 2014. YOu used to get purple nickname in chat when you had compendium so we had several purple vs white team lobbies.

I was Medusa in purples and I ancient farmed uninterrupted for like 30 minutes. I remember we had a russian Ursa with a mic and an Io player. It was really fun listening to these guys. I don't know if anyone remembers that. Whites had some anime-avatar jackass Viper who was really tryharding and all chatting lolmy team is so shit.

Inhouses are dead, thank god. They were just a shitty circlejerk.

That being said, I miss the purple/golden names. Gold Pride Worldwide, whites get out!

>Siege Team When

It's on the list. It's part of IceFrog's diabolical plan to plunge Dota 2 into a new dark age of game-destroying meme comps.

Techies will be reworked. Mortar Team will be released. Sniper will be buffed. And then we'll get a full-on RTS base building hero.

Be prepared,
-Bullshit Future Bro

Future Bro, do we get better dota porn in the future?

The average quality stays about the same and at least half of it is gay.

who
who
who
WHO
WHO ARE THESE LITERAL WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
S

FUCK

at this point i might as well start learning drawing to draw my own porn

mfw my self insert throating Lina

>muh 10 damage on summons
>muh lifesteal with orbs!
lmao

uhh, dotards

>treads
Away false prophet

literally lost that game
lelmao

What is the ARTEEZY team dotards

>americlaps will be cancerous twitch team now

hehehe

REMINDER

sit straight

don't be like Dazzle

REMINDER

lycan is one of these heroes ive barely touched but always feel like learning it would give me a lot of knowledge about dota

>Arteezy still has 'fans' after sucking dick for years

really fires up your neurons

1. mason
2. arteezy
3. bulba
4. demon
5. 1437

c1t and zai hopefully

That's Oracle and Winter Wyvern though. You learn a lot about other heroes with those two.

>bulba
BACK THE FUCK OFF BULBA IS MINE

he's likeable and relatable

>Battlefield 1 is so casual-tier that they add client side weather to match the player's skill if they stomp too hard.

my fucking gigasides

valve is too fucking based of a developer after reading how trash other games are

why does MLP:FiM get so much better and so much more porn?

>EG ROSTER IS KILL
how can NA ever recover?
DC doesn't count they're EU

those furries dont spend >3k hours watching that show and find some time to draw shit, dotards just queue for another game

He dindunufin wrong and always was playing well

His choice to play with Puppey was a mistake. Playing with EE is even bigger mistake.

blogshitting on Veeky Forums is crying in my book

because horsecockmasterrace

>NA doesn't have a relevant team any more.
UH DOTARDS?

This. EG.rtz is much better than Secret.rtz

>how can NA ever recover?

EG => Twitch.Dota

Will it ever get explained why supposed good teams have been shuffling bad players like RTZ or Bulba instead of simply dropping them to tier 2-3 teams?

I want to think we will get an explanation at some point but I'm scared dota2 will end with a cliffhanger

You dont learn anything by playing lycan
You *realize*
Everyone has always known that towers and the ancient are the most important things in the game
Sure, fighting and farming will help you realize that goal
but when you're against a lycan that does neither of those things, you *realize* that defense of your ancient is the name of game, literally
You realize that winning this teamfight is far far less important than a tp back to your t3 to stop him from taking it down to your rax
Conversely, when playing lycan, you look at the damage from wolves and necro units and the crit from wolf and think "hmm this is an interesting idea for fighting"
And then you solo the Tier 1 tower in 20 seconds and *realize* holy shit I can just push this shit faster than anyone and they literally cant catch me at all!

I think it's just a friends thing. They're friends playing dota traveling world getting free money.

I'd do it too

actually best mlp porn is humanized, or even slight anthro

Nah, rtz peaked between post DAC and TI5

See you not? Dota Professionals never liked change, nothing can work. Getting new "top" pro players is scary, and that is why people stick with what they know. The metas are defined in the pub.

how unprofessional honestly

I always wonder how well would ti5 secret do if kuro didnt fuck it all up.

>pubs work the meta
>pros receive the money

are 5Ks the cucks of dota?

dlf was right

>seven losses in a row
>all seven involved at least two-three full blown no good at this game baddies

i'd like a win now volvo

How is Alliance still a team but EG isn't.

DING

DING

DING

EG can just readd everyone again

>no japanese team
>no korean team

we're not furries, omfg

why would they do that?

i'm confused. why is eg removing their whole team after being 3rd at ti.

>generic anime sameface boobufestu nohooves
qys

>being a furry
kys

Every CN team did this too, it's so the players wont leverage more money.

that shit only works in china though because the organizations control the scene. a player literally can't play a tournament in china or go abroad unless they are on a team.

in a free market that same strategy makes no sense.

>friends invites me to the club
>after a while they all go dancing
>I get dragged along but I dont know how to dance
>just start doing SF casting animations
>grill who looks like TA gives me a wink

>no japanese team
>no korean team
>/a/utists still infesting the thread 24/7

why? can't autism be vaccinated on birth or something?

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