/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

I gave it a shot, people say that it actually contains some proper readme with features, but to me it just looks like generic Diplomacy readme plus installation instructions.
As far as I'm aware it's Diplomacy with added lewd.
You can fuck lords / companions / party members.
Put female prisoners (including noble ladies) into brothel where they make money for you each week.
You can rape your prisoners. You can order your female prisoners to peg your ass or have your party members manrape that unlucky looter prisoner you have.
There might be more to it that I'm not aware of, I have played it only briefly, but if it was actually part of Floris, AD or some other decent mod I could probably end up playing it more unironically. But it would require more sex animations too.

Oh yeah, forgot to add, while inspecting a customer giving one of my prostitutes a tumble, he was occasionally letting out pig / horse sounds, so that was pretty bizarre.

Mod about touhous when?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ke1pWMIqEdw

is starving castles the best way to siege as a khergit?

Just hire non-kreghit infrantry.

No, you are supposed to ask your friendly Rhodok merchant to provide some Hired Blades to do the job. He is your greatest ally after all.

Official /mbg/ faction ranking:
1. Crypto-Germans/France
2. Crypto-Slavs
3. Crypto-Jews
4. Crypto-Pure-Steppes-Nomads
5. Crypto-Sand-Niggers
6.Crypto-Vikings

It has a lot of bugfixes and additional content like horse archer AI, a few siege fixes (like all troops with bows / crossbows being assigned as archers so Sword Sisters are in towers and guarding walls, not waiting at the latter) and so on so forth.
Dickplomacy user says he has a pastebin but he's apparently too lazy to link it.

>/mbg/ is a one person

More like:
1. Rhodoks
2. Vaegirs
3. Nords
4. Swadians
5. Sarranids
6. Khergits

In my personal opinion.
But that's mostly because I'm a racist slav with hard-on for crossbows.

Good goy!

Posting in hounour of Pure Steppe Waifu Poster

>memekings
>anywhere but last
shit taste desu senpai

...

t. descendant of Swedish Vikings

>steppe waifu
>not an horse
Excuse me?
Post the centaur. The true steppe waifu.

Horsefucker

With whole my musume girl collection I have only two (II) pictures of centaurs and moreovere these are only reaction pics

>MMXVI
>Not wanting to fuck a horse
Gay

Yeah, and?

>that manga
Fish girl was the worst in whole thing desu

Not one of Zone's better flashes

>say the line cao cao poster!

He is dead, as our souls.

>wake up again

>Bannerlord still isn't released

>wake up again
>you are still alive

to be fair, it shouldn't be as difficult as it is to purchase ~8 of the same type of armor when you're the fucking king

you saying you want it for free, you fucking commie?

I didn't vote for you

if you use the cheat menu you still have to pay for it m8

>being a bloody peasant

her face is so god damn pretty

why cant she just be a full human

>there is apparently no relation penalty for breaking into a castle, slaughtering the guards, and making off with a valued prisoner of war
shouldn't the swadians want to kill your ass if you sprung king yaroglek from dhirim's dungeon?

>wake up again
>Bannerlord is released on consoles but not on PC

I guess you leave no living witness?

Because if she was she wouldn't be as pretty

Since armor appears to protect much better in ACOK than in vanilla, is it worth it to use a blunt weapon even if it has lower damage on paper?

Test it by yourself

The Kingdom of Vaegirs declared war on us, and went to besiege Sargoth, which I own.
>Significant group of enemies spotted near Sargoth.
>Army of enemies spotted near Sargoth.
>Large army of enemies spotted near Sargoth.
>Great host of enemies spotted near Sargoth.
I didn't even know “Great host” was a thing in M&B:W and nearly shit my pants.

I actually survived, though. I rode out and defeated two lords who were riding past Fenada to join the host, then fucked off into my city.

>You have ~500 troops fit for battle against the enemy's ~1500.

I had to abort the first assault since it wasn't going well, but that was enough to make a third of the enemy lords fuck off. The Vaegirs besieged Sargoth for about a week, with swarms of caravans and farmers buzzing outside, and they eventually launched a second and a third assault.

I weathered both of them with few losses on my side (didn't even have to tab out, they were fought to the bitter end). The second failed assault again made half of the lords fuck off, and after the third, they only had about 200 men left. I rode out and killed some 50 more before the gates of the city, but had to retreat due to injuries, but the enemy left too.

Having 50 Rhodok Sharpshooters and 25 Huscarls in my party, and my garrison stocked with Rhodok Trained Crossbowmen and Nord Trained Footmen, really paid off. I'll try and train a bunch more so I have some 50 Sharpshooters in every garrison. They do well even when they're stupid enough to run down the ladders to attack the incoming enemy.

In retaliation, I conquered Currin Castle and defended it against another army of 700 or so, by sniping hundreds of archers with crossbows and tabbing out of the battle when I ran out of ammo/when the siege tower reached out walls.

what mod is that?

My character is still weak enough that I barely do damage anyway. I thought someone might have experience.

Gekonewer
+Its a Japan mod and I'm a weeaboo
-It doesn't have kitsune masks

>tabbing out of the battle when I ran out of ammo/when the siege tower reached out walls.
lmao exploits

Dickplomacy.

Thanks to the Dickplomacy user; it's really a great mod all throughout. The new maps, custom banners, formations, etc. all-in-one is a top tier package.

The sex is also pretty conductive to role-playing.
>conquer Durquba, the last holding of the Sarranids
>take my due by waltzing into the travern and picking up a townswoman

The superior strategies and mind-boggling tactical maneuvers of Player Faction are simply beyond the average Calradian's ability to comprehend.

So what reason could there be that the sex scene controls in Dickplomacy don't work? Is it because I messed with it in TweakMB?

yes she would, look at her face

the horse part is disgusting

What are some good mods to kill some time till bannerlord releases?
Is Nova Aetas any good?

>spend money on Heavy Spiked Mace
>realise it's (p) and not (b)
Fuck this bullshit

try re-configuring your camera settings in the diplomacy settings under the camp menu

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Gamescom Siege video :
youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I

Interview with Armagan : youtube.com/watch?v=cqYTjnnhf_c

Hey, that worked, thanks a million. I didn't even know there was an option like that that was hidden until you disabled battle continuation.

Floris is everything native should have been, if you haven't tried it out yet.
Just remember to disable expanded troop trees.

>-It doesn't have kitsune masks
Wait what.
How come Gekonewer anoon didn't put these in ? They're both in the suguroku submod and my own submod resources

>tfw you shoted your troop in the head
youtube.com/watch?v=VtEXWP5JHEM

>Im a slav
Opinion automatically discarded.
**Subhuman**

>faling for germanic meme

>Dickplomacy has a firearms skill and even bullets
>no firearms in the mod
Why

>Implying meme

>meme

...

>meme

>Same IQ as some sand nigger infested occupied state
>Still has to leech on them to survive
>No slavic shithole ranks higher than a nigger infested occupied state
If you werent a retarded slav or know the concept of dignity, you would understand why this is in favor of the Germans.

>Swadia is at war with 4 other factions at the same time
>Harlaus refuses to declare peace with any of them and instead decides to hold a feast
Are you fucking kidding me

Tbh, slavs were destroyed by over 70 years of communism

>Chose not to side with benevolent masters
>"We da strong men need no help"
>"Oh, these Prussians, haha fuck them and U HITLER! UK backs us lol, the US too!"
>Got fucked and lead by the nose by the Anglos, worse than Germans ever did
>"We didnt choose Communism"
>70 years later, the areas given from Germans are now fucking forests, despite being the most prosperous lands under Germans
>Currently slaves of Germans
>Begging Germans to create an unified EU army, again
>Leeching on Germans' tits, like centuries before

Tbh, I dont know what is more pathetic, niggers or poles/non balkan slavs.

LONG MAY HE REIGN.

>It has better Elephants than Floris.
Well.. It wasn't that hard I guess.

there's a hidden handgonne

>wake up again
>I'm still the beast I worship

I do I put hoes into my brothel in dickplomacy? I have 12 peasant grills as prisoners with me, but I dunno how to put them in. I don't own the city where it's built btw.

talk to the brothel madam

the only options are
show me the books
I can't afford to run this anymore
bye

turn on non-consensual

k, thanks

Is dickplomacy patch only for those who had previous versions installed or full version doesn't include it yet?

only for people with previous versions installed

Is Daenarys and Arya in the ACOK mod? I've played a while and have yet to run into them.

>get request from lady for visit
>she's in a faction that I'm at war with
>beat 6 lords en route to her, roughly ~500 troops total
>also fight off several guards when I try to sneak into the castle
>finally get to her, see my relation is 31 with her
>decide to try and get some poontang finally
>she rejects me
What the fuck do I have to do to get these whores to accept it

they are in secret harems in the desert and mountains

Did she give a reason for the rejection? I'm pretty sure they're supposed to. Possible reasons I know of are that relation is too low or her keeper (father or brother) doesn't approve.
Either way, keep visiting her and reciting poetry and become best buds with her dad/brother.

If someone disappears from Calradia, is there a chance that they will return someday?

try marrying her first

Playing ACOK, my party is now always on the boat model.
Is there any way to fix that?

what a qt

Not in Native.
In Floris, yes.

"I will not have you disgrace me like this" or something

Hell no, this is my serial rapist character

>serial rapist
>gets rejected

wait are you playing dickplomacy
I think you need to raise your charisma.

Yeah, I am. I meant it literally when I said I was trying to get some poontang.
I have 18 charisma, guess that's not good enough though.

hey man it's fantasy middle ages, I thought you were finna get hitched to git dat ass

Nah. If anything I'm trying to ruin that for most people in the realm