>tfw no one to play with >tfw no one to get carried by you >tfw no one to carry you when your brain is fried from 6 hours of csgo
i just want some fucking comradery and im sick of shitheads pissing me off
Jeremiah Sanders
post id cutie ^-^
Aaron Harris
im on na east servers
Noah Ramirez
are there any souvenir skines with ibp stickers on them?
Owen Barnes
>banned from northerntwitch chat. >not even a warning i guess its okay for people to spam garbage and say racist remarks but not okay to talk about cumming inside marissa robertos vagina
David Morris
no
Landon Gomez
yes katowice 2014 had its own foil stickers for souvenirs
Mason Collins
check this out
Julian Murphy
double dubs? t-t-trips?
PogChamp
Wyatt Perez
stfu
Eli Rodriguez
I have a shitton of 5 cents skins, what to do?
Jayden Sullivan
give them to me
Christian Smith
what the fr*ck man why would you say something like thag
Gabriel Taylor
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robert King
fuck off rrrrr
Charles Perry
please watch your language, thank you!
excuse me but who is that? and can you please tone down the swears, thanks!
Wyatt Brooks
dont tell me what to do motherFUCKER!!!!
Easton Harris
tfw youll never watch marissa roberto get BLACKED
Gabriel Evans
this fucking bitch
Hunter Sullivan
>tfw you will never fika her
Brody Collins
I have played and followed CS since it ever was created and later released. That's over 10 years now.
CS has never been as big in terms of events, prize pools, and coverage as it is today.
But still I see the same fucking thing occurring again and again. Year after year, month after month, week after week, day after day, event after event, match after match.
Matches are rarely starting on time. Well then you can say: "Ehm, why are you so mad, it is only 5 minutes here and there, please calm your tits"
First of all, yes sometimes it is 5 minutes and other times it is delayed with hours. Secondly, try to do the math. If I wait 5 minutes longer for every match to begin over 500 matches it goes like this. 5 minutes * 500 times = 2500 minutes, And according to my little friend here, it is 41 hours and 40 minutes
That is being nice, that's only 5 minutes, rarely the wait time is that short. But from that example alone I am literally nearly waiting 2 fucking days of my life on matches to even begin. That in itself is ridiculous.
Christian Turner
thats not me dude wtf also rude
John Wilson
>finally hit supreme took me long enough
Charles Moore
HOLY BALONEY CSGOG
YOU JUST FOUND YOURSELF IN SOLO QUEUE AT DUST 2, AS A CT
IT IS PISTOL ROUND
SOME RUSSIAN GUY IS SAYING CYKA BLYAT OR SOME SHIT
>WHAT DO YOU BUY >WHERE DO YOU GO >FAVORITE ANIME
Connor Garcia
>kit + smoke >smoke mid and rush b-low >aku no hana
Andrew Roberts
>still silver elite after 1000 ingame hours and 250 wins help me lads
>WHAT DO YOU BUY armor >WHERE DO YOU GO long >FAVORITE ANIME nichijou
Landon Brown
>kit >follow the russian guy >cowboy bebop
Xavier Campbell
>armor >b close >which ever one you want to watch c:
Joseph Rogers
>Kevlar and Helmet >lower tuns behind right corner >Aku no Hana
Landon Mitchell
>pistol round >helmet
found the silver guy
Angel Evans
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U! ......__________________ ...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[] .....), ---.(_(__) / ....// (..) ), ----" ...//___// ..//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER
Jack Lewis
buy aimware
Daniel Kelly
BAD BOYS FOR LIFE
Chase Morgan
buy cheats
aimware itself is a meme though, you'll get vac banned
Gavin Lee
>you'll get vac banned Do you really though? seems to be working fine for most people.
Bentley Barnes
I use aimware and no vac on any account????
Josiah Price
it's had several issues with detection in the past, just a few months ago they had a bunch of bans for aimware users
Jeremiah Brooks
give me your opinions of these guns and why/how to use them
Galil/famas czed nova/auto shotty ssg/aug
im trying to include more guns in my games but i dont know why id ever buy these guns
Joseph Howard
but I survived the past 8 vac waves??????
Robert Sanchez
worthless/slightly better than worthless use only if ur forcing and want nades
very powerful but needs finesse
great in only certain positions xm is really good
useless
Austin Phillips
*surfs*
Jace Collins
if you just want to rage in casual i'm sure it's fine but it's pretty low quality and insecure so why not just use something else
Camden Hill
ok dude have fun with your high-minded xD
Thomas Sanchez
Famas is very good. Galil is not.
CZ requires a hell lot of training.
Nova is actually pretty good after you get the hang of it. The autoshotty is way too expensive, but if you can fancy yourself and get back most of the money, it's ok I guess.
>ssg
Are you talking about the scout? Because she's a beast.
If you're talking about the cod like gun on t side, it is way too expensive. Buy it when you know your team is going to rush somewhere, and stay behind covering them with the scope.
The aug is pretty good to hold mid on d2 on rounds where you know the enemy doesn't have an awp, to exemplify.
Jaxon Collins
Problem with Aimware is they're too big for VAC not to be fairly close at their heels.
But they still do have a fairly active community so they can't be that bad. Most people use Aimware of throwaway accounts.
Luke Bailey
>Galil it look rly cool on bhop vids and more bullets >famas it has the clicky thing when u right click like the glock and burst fire like the glock too and and you click their heads with it and they die >czed it sounds like a smg so u can scare ur enemies cuz theyll think u have a p90 so theyll hide and u prefire them with ur walls >nova/auto shotty when u kill someone u get 900 gold so if you ace against eco then ou have awp and u win game >ssg if u jump u can click their heads and they die x_x >aug akihabara accept looks kakkoii sugoii desu ^--^'
Jason Roberts
>im trying to include more guns in my games but i dont know why id ever buy these guns
why? AK/M4, awp, p250/tec9/fiveseven, default pistols, ump. Just use these.
Leo Powell
>If you're talking about the cod like gun on t side, it is way too expensive. Buy it when you know your team is going to rush somewhere, and stay behind covering them with the scope. if you ever see one of these on the ground as a CT, for the love of god take it. It's powerful as fuck for holding angles.
i also sometimes pick up the m4a1 as a T if im baiting my team and waiting for pushes.
Tyler Johnson
>Galil/famas galil is ok at close range and for spraying/holding big pushes because of the huge magazine
famas is really good for the price and you can buy it if you need dosh for nades >czed super good, just can't be used too aggressively >nova/auto shotty nova is fine for forcing on ct if you have a good spot, auto shotgun is ok as a smg/rifle replacement for antiecos etc. >ssg/aug i assume you meant sg/krieg not the ssg/scout but it's better than the ak technically, very accurate
aug sucks dick though, never a reason to buy it
Asher Cooper
our boys getting smashed by the favela monkies
is it time to worry?
Noah Bennett
how much time is it going to take before some hero runs into a lan and shoots all the brs in real life
Wyatt Ramirez
>galil no >famas better than m4 >cz good for unexpected rushes but 5.7 is the best gun in the game >nova close corners with triggerbot >ssg better than all the rifles
try getting used to the ssg its godlike and it gets people salty cause its a cod gun
Jayden Barnes
Any one else enjoy being toxic on the mic? I often queue solo and try to get people to pull off starts beyond "lol rush a site" or "lol A split"
I try to explain to people you need to spread out over the map so you don't get pinched, how to flank when you have people brushed back from entering a site, and the importance of mid control, and all they do is rush b on cache, die, then bitch at me for not getting a 4k ace, and complain that I was watching our back, when I was right and as soon as they realized it was a b push their mid guy circled through garage and ripped into us.
I wish I could get past SEM but my aim is so fucking terrible. I'm fine with playing silver but I at least want to play with halfway intelligent people.
Jacob Stewart
they never really get more intelligent desu least not until post-MGs
Jose Wright
Kys.
Asher Thomas
u.u dont bully me please ;-;
Ian Collins
>:3 get bullied boi
Gabriel Morales
It's hard playing CS:GO having an IQ of 140
Always running into subhuman redditors not knowing how to play the game
Mason Wood
>hues already cheating reply if you are surprised
Parker Anderson
why is immortals trying to cheat
Landon Allen
I go where the russian told me to go since I can understand them abit. Monogatari Series
Justin Nguyen
>subhuman redditors
lol
Benjamin Jones
But yeah, I'll tell these kids they are being idiots when they buy fucking Bizons then they laugh at me when they get a 3k cause the other team lines up for them.
It also doesn't help that I need a good half hour to warm-up to be able to aim properly, and my friends always want yo jump right in. They also buy Novas and UMPs in late game. THEN refuse t buy me, then demand I buy the retarded 12 year old an AWP because I actually got frags and won rounds instead if dropping money on UMPs every round and going up against AWPs on outsode or long.
I say so much toxic shit on the Mic and in chat, I will disconnect and abandon after two rounds when I realize the players are shit. I write out elaborate sex fantasies about the mother of the other teams AWP player into public chat every tie I get picked by him because my team are pussies who only want to rush (great fucking combination) and cannot coordinate for shit even to do smokes for a long A dust 2 take for example. I cannot corner smoke AND smoke cross for example, I can only carry one fucking smoke. And I try to tell them this and instead they just shrug, rush b, and get raped in the tunnels, dick around taking potshots and all get take out by the mid ct player who literally walks up the stairs and one taps every one of these oblivious faggots.
I know I sound like a cancerous 17 year old but I'm turning 22 this week. That's the saddest part.
Lucas Ortiz
I'll bet it's hell.
What keeps,me,playing,CSGO instead of getting bored of it like,other shooters, is the intellectual satisfaction in it. But when you,play with people,who don't,even try to learn the strategies and conxepts, you're stuck theoryxrafting or discussing it with your friend who whines about the AWP being overpowered.
Dominic Johnson
>subhuman >redditors Don't have to be redundant.
Jayden Thomas
did everyone just give up and go home or something? great tournament
Christian Garcia
Playing CS GO is a way to enlarge my digital penis. Yes. I only do it for my ego. Nothing else.
Jackson Hill
i fucking hate these filthy brs. There is always controversy.
Cameron Diaz
What happen
Luke Brown
They were listening to casters to read c9 mid game (not using the noise canceling headset)