/owg/ - Overwatch General

Pure evil

Why is Mei the best girl?

It's the same faggot each time that does it.

Just wait for the mod to delete it.

A real qt

Okami skin for D.Va when?

fattest tits and ass, cutest face

Thread with no fetish OP

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I could give you plenty of reasons why she's worst girl but there's nothing about her that says best.

>fatest ass
Widow
>cutest face
Pharah

>Fetish OP
Stop

is this picture bait? demoman DOES take skill

Was the Tracer one even preggo or something even more degenerate?

cutest tits and ass, fattest face

Why haven't you gotten diamond or more /owg/?
9 wins and 1 loss :)

Fears Mercy.

Because you live in an alternate universe where Mercy doesn't exist.
Basically, Hell.

Mei players have no souls

Reminder to only create new threads at image cap or bump limit
You did good OP, anyone complaining is either a newfag or an idiot

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Widow has a more fit and round ass. Mei's is fucking PHAT.

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You have no soul

>MMR you got on PTR placements
>MMR you got on season 2 placements
What difference did you get lads?

Pssh, Ahuga.

Pssh, Ahuga

>wanting ugly cellulite ridden ass
Gross

>Because you live in an alternate universe where Mercy doesn't exist.
>Basically, Hell.
So he lives in both universes then?

PSSH, AHOGA

Disgusting. My team got rekt by a Pharmercy combo that was also supported by Zarya, and I got all the blame as McCree. Don't people realize that the revolver does 20 damage per shot at max range? Mercy can easily outheal that.

Quick question you guise.
Roughly how many points do you get per win?
I was placed 3475 because Blizzard didn't wanna give me my fucking Masters degree.
I just want this shit over with, but if its one more win, I might as well play.

>be in character selection before a match
>no one has mics
>get the feeling my team is gonna get annihilated based on how fast people pick and are unwilling to switch
>everyone runs around like a jackass, no communication or team work whatsoever
>mfw the prophecy comes true

i cant be the only one who can feel a loss coming before a game starts, can i?

>never heard of the hourglass body type
Man, I can't imagine how much it must suck to have that shit of taste.

You'll lose
A lot

Yosh, mada mada

Is 2/2/2 for every gamemode or only like attack? KOTH, defense, attack, 2/2/2?

Waga kokoro, make your sesame.

>MMR you got on PTR
Low Diamond, twice.

>MMR you got on Live
Mid Gold.

>So he lives in both universes then?
What?

PSSH, AHUGA

Remember when Lucio was fast?

Me neither ;_;

>MMR you got on PTR placements
pic related
>MMR you got on season 2 placements
3189

No that's happened to me the past few days.

I need people to play with

>load up OW
>favorite character is the first one on the main menu

ahooga

Something stupid that i would like to be added.

Lip syncing in game, i find it weird that the characters speak without moving their lips

The best indicator is when you say Hello and no one responds back. Certain loss.

Pssh, Ahuga

can someone tier the ranks for me? as in bronze = complete shitter, silver = can breathe, gold = actually decent and so on?

also what accuracy at soldier is considered decent? picture related

Imagine force feeding Tracer her burnt casserole

i never respond back, i only tell the needed shit and otherwise stay silent
i'm a finn tho so i guess it makes sense

>load up OW
>widow on the menu
>have to fap
>close ow and play something else

Sometimes I wish I could enable friendly fire and execute all Widowmakers.

You don't need mics if you have game awareness, I don't understand this whole no mics = instant loss shit.

Every game where I've had my mic on was infested with idiots who just breathe with the mic in their fucking mouths while spouting memes and then raging when they apparently can't get carried like they expected to.

Anything below gold is shit, gold is average, platinum is slightly above average.

Jessie McCree! Seasons change, comps change, metas change but McCree is still the numero uno husbando con cowboy butt. Here are five hot facts about Jessie McCree!

1. McCree loves shooting!
3. It's like shooting fish in a barrel!
2. Boys who shot gun are cute!
4. I love him SO MUCH it's not fair!!

Bronze is potato tier.
Silver is potato with limited hand mobility.
Gold has full hand mobility and only drools on their keyboard half the time.
Plat can move both hands most of the time, wears a bib to catch drool.
Diamond is okay.

40-50% accuracy is fine.

A lot of matches are instantly lost at the character select. Sometimes it just can't be helped.

roadhog would not say hello

Plat is average, everyone below is shit, diamond is approvable tier, master good and grandmaster god-tier

Anyone knows what young S76's hairstyle is called?
I am sick of my faggot long hair and want something that doesn't look too grandeur but simple enough to look good

Thanks for answers I really like his hairstyle

>need another tank
>he picks Roadhog

>Gold and below
Dribbling Shitter tier.

>Plat
Average Tier.

>Diamond
Breddy gud tier.

>Mustard
Gud tier.

>Grandmaster
Autism tier.

faggot short hair

>Attack
>Team has Junkrat, Hanzo, Genji, Mercy, Mei and Torb
>Mercy is pocketing Gengu

gentle spiked?

Looks like a generic mens/young hairstyle.

You probably dont have the bone structure/good jaw for it anyway

Why? So you fags can post even more softcore porn? This general is slipping downhill, just like do many who let waifufags take control. Soon there will be nothing left to talk about other than who you jerk off to the most.

>21.9%

High noon never ends.

Wow, overwatch players truly are degenerates.

>This general is slipping downhill
>thread OP is literal preggo/vore fetish trash

not everyone needs a mic but its definitely helpful to have at least one competent person TRY and direct the team. nothing amazing - "turret over there" or "back up a little into this room" can actually make a big difference as opposed to everyone spamming "I NEED HEALING"

what bothers me is that they give you the same quitters penalty if you leave at character select or in the middle of the match. i just have to literally accept the loss, and then get my shit kicked in for 10 mins

Contemplate your waifu's beauty.

Putting Torbjorn turret on the payload once you're in the castle on Eichenwald is an easy win every single time

Just molten core as you come round the corner with your rein shield up, and the death train removes absolutely everything and lets you take the last push for free

>reach 3400 sr
>now back to 3200 sr

what do with tilt?

Oh come on man

Spiky eh?

I might not be but at least I know the hair would look much better than my current basement dweller hair

>anything below top 10
>good

PSSH, AHUGA