/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Fuck you mods

barcode vs lucidity was so fucking embarrassing holy shit
check out this pro genji
he gets juked so hard that he starts trying to attack his own team's mccree

それは弱虫ものです

Tracer needs AT LEAST 175 health.

It's unacceptable that a good portion of my deaths is people randomly throwing projectiles around the map at head level and one shotting me.

>new competitive mode
>payload maps rarely get finished
>endless who can get it the farthest dick slinging
>just end a payload map
>looked at my phone after it ended
>TFW i dont even know who won

Hana a best.

>mods taking down stupid fetish shit

>the thread with ~80 posts is nuked
god damn, mods; sure, the fat/pregnant-posting is weird, but it's considerably less racy than a lot of OPs out there. never burn a thread with that much active discussion over a fetishistic-albeit-sfw OP

I've only gotten like 5 haircuts since I was 15(22 now) so I wouldn't know. Other people told me to do that though and my last cut I just pointed at a picture.

If you wanna have young S76's cut you gotta take your chances.

I just found out that genji can't dash past junkrat's trap anymore
I've never felt so happy before

QTmaker edition

This should be a lesson to you fags. No more fetish images in the OP.

Even though I like to see pregnant women

SASUGA!

This is a friendly service reminder that the only reason Widowmaker has a nice ass is because her spine is broken.

Thank you and remember to post meaningful content with your waifus.

fuck you mods ;)

pretty sure they're banning the troll OPs
people keep creating threads hundreds of posts early with fetish shit, which is clearly against the rules

>up 2-1 on koth
>tie at 2-2
>lose with 99 on the point to the enemie's 30 because my team rushes in alone when we all had our ults and they blew everything on pushing us back
>had 3 golds as mei

what more can i do

You now realize that Sparrow + Meditate results in a shitton of visual bugs, the most noticable being that his focken Dragonblade actually sticks out (clips) the sheath. What the fuck Blizzard?

I don't even play Junkrat anymore and I'm glad.

Firefighter or Rescue?

P O L L T I M E!!

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Strawpoll has a new look too!

I wonder how quickly we can reach the image limit

Waifushitters are gonna ruin your general. Its already happening. Gameplay discussion is getting more and more ignored in favor of talking about who has the fattest ass.

Didn't Blizzard say draws would be rare?
Shit's been happening all the time for me.

Post yfw その程度か

where did dr. Ziegler go

What did you guys place at in season 2?

I got 2446 for my placements. So close to platinum I can almost taste it.

Get fucked you slag, you deserve every random Hanzo arrow and Junkrat grenade that hits you

they also thought coin flips would be rare

Folks, I have a problem.

Rein is my main main, but I've been trying to expand into playing other characters lately. But every day I end up playing him anyway, because it's just so much fun.

> Protecting teammates from danger
> Squishing enemies that get to close
> Sniping shitters with the firebolt
> Hammer slamming entire enemy teams
> Depriving enemies of their ults

It's just SO MUCH FUN!
CATCH PHRASE!

Firefighter, I prefer darker colors.
Her other legendaries have a cooler gun though.

>Eichenwald

MODS ARE GODS

>No "I haven't really played it enough yet" option

My favorite comp for every map is Symmetra, Torbjörn, Widowmaker and 3 Hanzos. Replace 2 Hanzos with Genji and Junkrat if you have to.

its not gonna happen here, though. its already obvious widow has the mightest donk in the game

2060.

I don't deserve to be here.

>shit thread nuked

Thanks!

it's too god damn big with too many paths which is annoying as fuck.

>Still no Lancer hero

Come on we got sword, hammer, and axe even a goddamn bow

Play a character that requires skill instead.

>check ranks of people in comp
>people that ended up in 70 in S1 are supposed to carry shitters that didn't get pass 50
>not even new fucking reward

Yeah, fuck this shit.

So Blizzard just made the numbers bigger and didn't change any of the rank gain/loss issues people complained about, right?

pettanko is a disgusting fetish though.

2600 so already plat, feel like i should be in bronze since i played lucio entire placement and died pretty often.

ありがとう

>>Eichenwald.

so keep playing him

Play one of the following:
- Reaper
- Soldier 76
- Mei
- Roadhog
- Zarya

If you can't carry yourself out, you belong there.

>its a "this team is doomed before we even get out of character select" match

IT
JUST
KEEPS
HAPPENING

Just play the brawl

I'm in the same boat you are.

I usually play S76 if I'm not playing Rein, just because S76 is such a natural complement to the Rein on my team while at the same time I still get to have some shooty fun for a change.

Firefighter.
Rescue is pay2lose, the bright af colors make people focus you which you don't want.

mother fucker I LOST points after winning last night. And it's not like I went 2-31. I had a pretty good game so idk wtf happened and i'm STILL pissed the fuck off about it. Did it glitch?

Who the fuck cares.

>brawl

True. Dirty Bomb had better maps.

>be a main Tank player
>Zarya/Rheinhart beast mode all day
>get ranked 2350 from solo q
>be positive (mostly) and do proper call outs for the team to get into position
>only lose when we have a "pro" Genji/Defensive/no healer all dps squad
>last game see someone keep instalocking WM and bastion
>"hey guys I'm glad you like those characters but we need to win so I think it'd be best if you can swap to healers as we have 2 tanks 2 dps atm, thanks"
>BRO FUCK OFF! OKAY? WE ARE PLAYING WHAT WE WANT YOU FUCKING NOOB! PLAY YOUR OWN GAME!
>"listen we just want to win like you and a proper team needs healers, If you can adapt you will get to diamond in no time I swear"
>I FUCKED YOU MOM FAGGOT HOW ABOUT THAT? FUCKING HATE TOXIC FAGGOTS THINK THEY CAN RULE OVER OUR GAME. GET OFF THE FUCKING MIC CUNT YOU ARE A SHIT TANK ANYWAYS BET YOU AREN'T GOLD IN SHIT. KILL YOURSELF"
>go 45-9 as rheinhart
>they cost us the round
>get POTG
>get card
>they don't
>mfw typical day in solo hell

Pls /owg/ guys, I'm an awesome tank I'm close to platinum. Anyone have a discord I can join you diamond/Plat guys on so I can get away from this ELO hell? Pls respond

This image is some high quality autism.

Competitive will never be serious as long as Hanamura and Anubis are in the rotation.

bump

>Based mods
FTFY

>have autism
>can't stand loud noises and people being mad at me
>try comp for the first time today
>some British slut screams at everyone and calls everyone shitters
>have a full-on meltdown
>still can't stop crying and shaking
>feel like Overwatch is ruined for me

I fucking hate this, /owg/. I didn't choose to be like this.

>Anubis
>Attacking team captures point A
>DEFEAT! game just ends there

Sasuga Blizzard, at least this was only quick play

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET IN THE RED TEAM

Would play with you, but I'm on PS4

Reddit probably has something like that

>QP team goes with some meme team comp
>still win

>have autism
here use this

>no Tracer

Is Tracer bad in plat or higher?

>"Unpick Genji so that I can play Genji or I will afk in spawn!"

/owg do you give in to the terrorist demands?

Play a good game with a good community instead.

>2 Comp games left
>Playing like shit most games with fucking retarded teammates
>1-2-5 so far
>3 good 5 bad
Bronze here I come!

>maining a bro tank and making proper calls

I'd invite you any day desu senpai

not him but im on ps4 and need a teammate. im plat but still pretty green - just got it a few weeks ago

I'm legitimately contemplating suicide. I somehow got into a prestigious medical school but fuck knows how I'll work as a doctor if a fucking game destroys me.

>laugh and rape the enemies

First off, I wouldn't be caught dead playing Gengi.

Second, only if they are a higher rank than me. If not they can fuck off.

You faggots know what to do.

>cant stand people being mad at me"
Is this an autism thing? Or a you thing?

>my team is 5 Meis
>enemy players leave constantly throughout the match because they are fucking sick of dealing with our shit

I had fun!

do it, make sure you ask to be cremated in your suicide note so your family doesn't have to pay for your stupid funeral

>Two of my six placement games were losses caused by abandoners
>we were winning one of them
THIS GAME IS SO SHIT
HOW DID THEY MAKE AN ABANDON SYSTEM WORSE THAN TF2

>that qt smug face
>those voicelines
>those hitscan headshots
>nice ass
I love the Smugberrry.

dont do it user i love you

Autism thing

Mei players have no souls

>rekt a genji main on KotH
>get a friend invite

What?

I got placed at 2697, I was 63 last time

Is this good?

Haven't even done my placement matches tbqh, been waiting for my faggot friends

>make it through medical school
>become trauma surgeon
>patient is lying on the table, bleeding to death
>you're not helping him fast enough
>nurses and assistants start screaming at you to something or he's GONNA DIE!!
>nurse drops scalpel with a loud CLANG
>triggered
>you take the scalpel and stab yourself

sounds fun

Don't start these threads with fetish pictures