/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Celt got banned
>Niggas getting blasted
>More fucking waifu posting holy shit stop


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Supermatter_Cascade
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Locations#Locations_in_Space
twitter.com/AnonBabble

first for unban that newbie

remove name rule

We need one of these images for the departments and sub-departments.

second for unban celt

Which rule?

Hug a vox today

nth for the rebirth of greentext stories about the crazy shit that happens in this game.

I didn't throw anything but it appeared relatively close? I was around the middle left section of the shuttle and it appeared at the top left section.

The recent one added in recently, hombre.
Restricts humans to sort of serious names, a rule resented by the majority, yet still persists.

>Rail comes back
>Vox posting comes back

Aurx pointed out the rule against hippie-tier names like Dick Ballfags and Some Body. People flipped out over it.

Apparently throwing the capsule isn't logged
Do you know how to make an appeal on the forums? Post this all there.

Someone in ahelp also mentioned there had been three spider queens when questioned by Nuke.

Names like Dick Ballfags and Some Body was already prohibited, we're talking titles and names that have been around for years now.

They were prohibited but nobody did anything about them.

Alright, but not the latter.

>join as an assistant because i want to be a useless piece of shit
>welcome to the syndicate
>fuck fuck fuck
>get bundle
>agent id card, voice mask, etc
>decide to shitpost in comms and make everyone doubt everyone
>no comms
>fuck
>kill a nigger while pretending to be a ling
>bored
>get an IED
>shuttle gets called
>fuck
>slip near medbay
>some miner is pulling some gibtonite and slips too
>get up before him
>stare blankly for a few seconds to the IED and then to the gibtonite
>giggle like a faggot
>trow ied
>gibtonite is now activated
>enter medBOOM
>some people die due to pressure and the explosion
>medbay is stressed out
>open the airlocks and firelocks to "A sudden rush airs knocks you down" the shit out of medbay
>it works like three times
>laugh like an idiot when the people trying to stop me are send flying to hell
>some guy syringes me but i got some coffee for no reason so fuck you

It was lame as fuck but it was fun as hell to think that those people were probably thinking that i was just a huge faggot since i really didn't antag
>

Post birbs

Seems okay to me
Some non-prohibited names are fucking retarded still

You threw a limb at someone, right? Was the spider near the target?

He is kind of a lame player
Why play viro if you are going to be at medbay duty most of the time?
Is it because "it sounds cooler"?

No, somebody threw a limb at me.

i'm not him, but the logs are a fucking mess.
why aren't the full logs formatted properly like the atmos or chemistry's ones?

hello there

>yfw the capsule code works as hands get to move or are moved into the tile the capsule is
>when someone threw the hand it triggered the capsule
Long story short, it's all Celt's fault

bullshit

Please see:
Stay banned, shitter.

>he

>trying this hard

For what purpose?

To the HoS who actually listened to my story regarding the shitter and didn't just perma me, thanks a bunch man, I had to kill myself because real life shit happened, were the HoP and that faggot in a engi suit antags or nah?

I knew it was you, Pinkacolada the one who birbposted and shilled himself, dissapointed

I don't think birds have pronouns so im gonna call him what he is most likely to be in real life, a male looking for attention
If confirmed a girl or something i don't care

Head of Service when?

You mean the HoP?

So, the chef?

While I can't really find a good reason to have him, I also can't find a reason not to, and someone yelling at bartenders to make something decent, shitting on the chef for making deep fired bibles and a loud and agry man yelling at weed botanists seems funny enough to add in.

When ya request it mate.

Head of Personnel

head of service is the HoP but no one in the service department cares because they dont follow any orders given by him

Lets be honest here, nobody but maybe cargo listens to the HoP.

The clown usually listens too because he wants access and getting on the HoP's good side is a good way to do that. Besides, the clown/mime is like the HoP's Head of Security. Keep the clown/mime close and keep him happy.

reminder that insubordination is punishable!!!

NigglyWiggly posted Lol i in the discord dorms channel.

Ban when?

>more civilian roles that take away players from actual roles
Fucking freeloader civilian role playing faggots should all be put in a human sized rodent wheel gulag and provide power for the station.

Make a ban request

Provided us with a unique roleplay experience as head of security by calling the shuttle early with WGW as the reason, gearing up with ablative and hardsuit helmet first thing, throwing multiple flashbangs into a cafe, later beating the clown serving tea to death with bottles and poking the captain with his erect willie.

>/ss13g/ - Tattle tale drama general

He's not spamming it after being asked to stop.

Unlike DoctorMad.

Literally nothing wrong with loli

>hardsuit helmet instead of HoS hat or even a regular helmet
deserved that fucking ban just for it

If you're using them, the hardsuit helmet grants greater flashbang resistance.

reminder

>Lolita Jaybee

why does Soca try so hard to be a waifu?

but that doesn't prove that I threw it on the shuttle
because I didn't
From what I understand though there's no way to prove that I didn't throw it but also no way to prove that I threw itso I can't really be mad at the admins for banning me.
I've basically been playing this game non-stop for about a week anyways I think a break was going to be needed eventually.

Jaybee = Jaypee = /jp/

>implying HoP isn't just Head of security/captain second in command

>someone open the shuttle's airlock
>NEWZAS and IMPROVED PHYSICS kill everyone

He's second in command in the abscense of a captain yeah but he's also the head of cargo/service

Disgusting. I will be permabanning the degenerate immediately

Sorry I'm not powergaming science or building a massive autism engine

Then why are you playing this game?

You'd think that my nasty attitude or general unapproachable personality would be enough to make people realize that I dont want to be a waifu at all.

Because she hates other waifus a d wants to be one
>Gibs Felicity Rivera round start as a wizard because they took summon robes as a spell
>Gloats in ooc saying waifushitters are too unrobust to dodge gibbing
>Forces everyone's appearence to their static Waifu to advertise herself.

For robusting nerds like docs and scientists.

Except for the part where you admitted to throwing it in an admin PM.

>only people who powergame science or building a massive autism engines should play spessman

Thank you for clarifying that post
I wasn't sure what they meant so thank you for typing it out so clearly

I understand you, I know you are jelly at the waifus since they are all friendly and has lots of admirers, you just need to be more pretty and happy

...

They're now adding logging to the code so a situation like yours won't happen again.
Would recommend making an unban request. See ya soon!

Birds !

You've got good taste in porn and you're funny, I think you're pretty cute.

That said I give zero shits about waifufaggotry.

>admirers
why do shitters on this server insist on having 40 year old neckbeards drooling over their genderbend persona

you are a horrible burrito maker, cocain smuggling, out of tune mariachi cum guzzling piece of wet back donkey fucker that ever walked this shit stained chicken den server, every time I see you on I have a burning desire to trash talk you in ahelp you disgusting human being, I hope you and your family gets doomed with centuries of house gardening and plumming

I want to impregnate Lisa's womb!

the game mode is ling
some nigger with a radiation suit absorbed me in the ghetto theatre
also may be traitors too because i saw some guy getting decapitated at atmos with a meat cleaver
enjoy your shitty server

hah

youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok

Just link em this in looc
Thats shitposting
Nice try.

Unban 2hotdogs or else face confrontation from my lawyer
confrontation from law enforcement
Risk DNS shutdown for racism, bullying, death threats, slander in 28 days from today.

Choose your destiny.

Savage

I know it's the truth senpai, I just like fucking with soca beaner ass, I don't like waifufaggotry at all

You're my waifu.

What does inserting a "coin" into machines that ask for one actually do?

Lets you buy premium items at the cost of the coin.
Cigars, yellow glubs, WOOP WOOP helmets
That sort of thing

Thanks. So where could I find these coins?

premium items

Similar to contraband but takes coins instead of hacking

Sectech has a good one

You unlock special 'premium' items.
Remember to attach a wire to the coin first to get a chance of getting it back
or to blow up the vending machine afterwards and force open the coinbox to get it back if it swallows it.

Various places in maint, or ask cargo/mining. There's a mint on the mining outpost that lets you turn any sheet of material into coins.
On box: one spawns in the fitness room, one spawns in the maint just east of R&D, two spawn in the QM's office.

Give you acess to neat shit.

Clothes vendors allow you to get multicolored epilepsy jumpsuits, sec vends let you get a helmet with a red siren that when toggled makes a WOOP WOOP! sound, med vends get you time release pills for when you want to water potass with a pill named tricord or keloderm, engi I think gives ya cheap insulated gloves for when you want to scream shitter more than the gasmask, firesuit and toolbox do, etc.

Use some wire on it and maybe ya can use em several times.

Could someone post the 32x32 png of the default floor?
I'm remaking SS13 and I need the individual sprites

So I've been reading through the wiki and noticed a few articles had "MASSIVE SPOILER WARNINGS" at their beginning (notably supermatter). Is it worth following the spoiler warnings, and if yes, what's the best way for me to start to explore the contents in-game?

there's no spoilers in this game what the hell

More heat = more power. Ignore the heat delamination warnings, it's just there to trip up newbies

>make a Head of Service to watch over bar/kitchen/theatre/library/chapel
>make Quartermaster a head
>make HoP second in command, "Head of Heads"
>chain of command becomes Captain -> HoP -> other heads -> crew

>I'm remaking SS13 and I need the individual sprites

The QM isn't a head?

ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Supermatter_Cascade
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Locations#Locations_in_Space

Fuck off, Faggot. Space isn't about powergaming. Go to hippie if all you wanna be a powergaming faggot.

>cascade
>space locations

If you're new then yeah don't read these because you'll just ruin the mystery

>ripped straight from the DF wiki
I'm not even shocked.

on github you can see and download all the sprites in format .dmi

Nope, he's the HoP's little bitch.