Dota 2 General - /d2g/:

>randomly watch some dota tournament
>get hyped to play again
>get in to the game
>remember how bad i am
>feel bad when i get owned
>quit

anyone else?

sounds like you're bad merem shitmon.

What is naga doing to slardar?

Don't play to -be- awesome, play to -get- awesome.

only holograms can see the memes

>Zai's 'taste'
youtube.com/watch?v=dCXDGEUwrnc

>tfw watching Narcos
>"El Presidente"

is the second season out?

ps spoiler pablo dies

I want QOP as my waifu.

>mfw LOS PEPES

dagon eblade spirit breaker is the funniest shit ever

who is that semen demon ?

tfw took a gamble on a fart and lost

my wife
NO TOUCHING
FUCK OFF

k then

post superior waifu

han ds fucking off you god damned cuck

...

that doesn't look like a wyvern user

Lewd

>post superior waifu

>monday off
feels good dotards

does anybody wants to play some dota 10 vs 10 ?

that's hot,need more

The trick is to stop giving a shit about winning and to find happiness in the smaller things.

yeah it's out, a bit less solid then season 1 but well worth the watch

if people here gets named dotards/doturds what are people called in the lol general ?

fucking retards

Why don't Epicenter waves stun heroes
I mean I'm fucking stunned and shaking if there's earthquake.

children
retards
cucks
faggots
losers

lolbabies

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lollard

Sure, post steam

Im not stunned im only slightly slowed and confused by it

Seems realistic to me senpai

>tfw working tomorrow for the 10th day in a row
>tfw no time for doto

>tumblr cheeks

Somebody please tell me that Fnatic Roster godz was tweeting about

>pls

Well at least that's overtime though

Neg m8. Just means the guberment will take a larger slice of my pay this week. Still have 4 more days before I get a day off

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR ASIAN SUBHUMANS GODZ
FUCK OFF

>no time for doto

You can't watch streams at work?

your not suppose to share dumb dumb

can you please not be so mean and stop bully ;_;

kk m8

steamcommunity.com/id/DrIsaac/

Some people do actual physical labor lad.

>get packet loss for the first time in like 5 years
>-25
Uhh thanks I guess, but there's actually not a whole lot I could do about that, you guys.

>enjoys a sophisticated game like dota
>does physical labor like a dumb pack animal

??? Get a degree and a real job???

>this is what autists actually believe

I work in a Pub

you could live in a nation where intentionally giving customers a shitty service because muh freedoms allow for it

???

WHERE IS ARTEEZY

holy shit can you get a job that is more normie than that?

kys yourself this INSTANT

>09/05/16
>We still don't know what all the teams will look like
When is the next big tournament anyway?

in my bed

what do you do my friend?
:^(

63 days until the Day of the Rope

the day Drumpf loses /pol/turds all hang themselves

Not all physical labor jobs are low paid assembly line jobs.

What is this hero?
95% of dotards will get this wrong

Again, why not just get a degree and work a real job?

Sven?

Magnataur

Just went 31/4 with bloodseeker will this make my family love me now

No. The way this usually works is that people deinvest themselves gradually as the loss becomes more and more apparent. See Berniecucks for example. By the time Bernie's loss was obvious the mood among his followers was much more somber and much less zealous. When, or if, Trump loses, gloating will have lost its appeal.

why did you feed 4 times?

Talk to me again when you get that same score with a hero that takes a modicum of skill instead of pressing r and right clicking for free kills.

Name a country for each hero.

For example:

Death Prophet = France
Pudge = UK

etc...

gys,i need to fap,post dota waifus

Sniper=Peru
Phantom Assassin=Peru
Wraith King=Peru
Viper=Peru

so early game Tiny I 1-shot weakling and creep waves

and end game i nuke down towers with ease

but what am i supposed to do during that midgame transition phase? i don't have the burst to make the commitment of blink combo safe, and i don't have the sustained DPS or mana base to engage in a true team fight

Slark = Australia :)

Brewmaster = USA, because he's fat, drunk, and loves to clap.

TUSK = ESTONIA

Brewmaster is Chinese

Tusk is finland obviously, sven sweden

bara is russian

So, Canadian then?

Broodmother = Australia

So sven is black?

I don't fucking understand this game. I want to motivate myself to learn it. But it's so demoralizing.

dotards?

Isn't Slarks accent cockney? If its supposed to be Australian they've done a shit job.

play for fun nigga, ruin games, flame people who fucking cares it's a fucking video game

Was Dark Reef not supposed to be Australia?

tfw when best musical taste in d2g

Yes

I want to learn it because it's a more tactically diverse game. I play counter-strike which is quite easy to get into, but hard to master tactically (it's a very intuitive game).

But Dota 2 seems a game for smart people.
I'm smart as fuck, but I can't get into it and I feel bad as fuck lmao.

Chen = Portugal

iktfb

Who are sleeper OP heroes?

Chaos Knight

Dota is in a good place right now.