/owg/ - Overwatch General

She's already mine, friend.

The only fun supports are Ana and Zenyatta.

Lucio is only fun in booping and wall riding but otherwise is boring as fuck.

Mercy is only fun when you get a big res.

Symmetra is not fun.

How do I learn to stop giving a shit in QP and just do what I want?

Can't deny that losing is never fun.

Where do us furfags fit in?

play against ai. no one wants a tard on their team

paedophile tier, which is worse than all of the above

If I want to win a game, I play Zenyatta.

Too fucking OP.

moreover, hitting headshots throwing balls is satisfying af.

Started as a Tracerfag, I'm finding myself becoming more and more Zenbro

They are alright. Nice dudes who keep to themselves and dont shit up the threads. Overall, better than most.

>start season 1 at rank 59
>drop all the way to 49
>spend weeks climbing back up to 59
>takes multiple wins to outweigh a loss
>reduced XP if a faggot on the other team quits
>guaranteed loss if someone on your team quits
>even in the mid 50s frequently see stupid picks and idiotic strategies
>decide to quit until season 2
>season 2 placement matches
>wifi goes down momentarily
>completely disconnected
>cannot rejoin match
>receive a loss and a 6min ban for leaving a game
>silver tier on our team picks Ana even though we have a Lucio, later switches to Genji, then Tracer
>enemy team has 2 people with top 500 profile pictures, literally no way we could've won
Welp, see you again in season 3 I guess.

why does everyone get mad when i pick tracer

Don't post furry shit and you're fine

Still trying to decide between these, I'm leaning towards either the carbon fiber or b.va

EVER GET THAT FEELING OF DEJA VU?

There are a lot of faggots in this general who would say anything other than Junebug (the only correct answer)

because tracer is just a shit version of d.va

Why'd you change the name to Shabani Winston? And why didn't you fix the quote while you were at it?

I won't make another thread, but that's just sloppy craftsmanship user.

how do i solve this shit?

what

i'm not sure how to respond to this

...

lol what

have you even played this game?

I don't like any of the b.va skins.

If you don't like the Junker skinline, I'd go with Carbon Fiber, but I'd lean closer to the White Rabbit color.

>tfw not enough blizz-shekels to get this yet

reee

>tracer is just a shit version of d.va
>one is an attack class, the other is a tank

is this bait m8?

Thanks for the nice words, guys! :3

>How do I learn to stop giving a shit in QP and just do what I want?

Don't: QP is the mode to play the way you want. If you want to try your hardest and WIN, then you have every right to.

unnnf i love this man

Amélie Lacroix

>this mad at waifu/husbandofags
>[HON INTENSIFIES]
You sound upset.

FALSE START
I swear to God, she already has me obsessed, if she knows anything about American football all other women, real or fake, is irrelevant forever

Woah woah, what is so wrong with feet that we have to be grouped up with literal shit?

>doing emotes with an enemy tracer in pre-game skirmish
>Hanzo arrow out of now where takes my head off
Well now.

66.media.tumblr.com/b832fa3a264caf6a242e70043de44f81/tumblr_inline_ochz2p0hfS1u4dwib_1280.jpg

I love him too! He's cute and I want to hold his hand! You have great taste!

>high mobility ability
>close range high damage gun which is shit at long range
>bomb ultimate

the difference is that one of them has 500 hp, a bomb with a large aoe and unlimited ammo.

tracer is just a shit d.va, deal with it, platinum scrubs

So, fellow shit-tier rankers, how about we make this an episode of "Tales from ELO Hell"?

>Solo Queue in mid-Gold
>Get attack first
>Enemy team has Torb and Bastion
>They hold us off for about 30 seconds, and then we kill them and steamroll
>Defense time
>Teammates pick Torb and Bastion
>They ask why everybody keep telling them that's bad

Amazingly enough, they switched after I said "look, the enemy team JUST had them and we owned them."

Anyone want to add me on friend list for overwatch? Not that good of a player (just looking for people to play on whichever mode). Name's D3ADMAU5 if anyone interested.

If you're reading this, I love you.

What's the secret to winning in Solo Q Competitive?

My rank is in the low 1700. I constantly get gold medals in all categories but still lose. I've been playing Lucio most of the time.

>26 wins
>21 loses
>3 draws
>150 poins lost since placement (which was 6-4)

Explain this

...

nice try, but I'm diamond, and you're making no fucking sense trying to relate two totally different characters

gay desu senpai

How do we make roadhog usable in higher tiers?

Uncharacteristically handsome.

slut

>3 similar abilities
>b-but blizzard said one is a tank x) they're totally different

post overbuff

>1700 SR
>All Gold
>As Lucio

lmfao i love it

A False Start is also a running term you gwob.

It's when you run off the line before the shot because you get super antsy and want the best advantage.

>playing QP
>some 17 year old weeb starts sending me hate
>check profile for season 1
>season high: 58
Not today kiddo

>3000
BRONZE
>3000+
SUPER BRONZE

>always play support
>go into ranked
>80% of match on fire, gold medal in healing, etc.
>win match
>+30 points
>lose match
>-60 points
>meanwhile friend who plays tanks and attackers gets +60 for a match win

Seriously, I'm inches from being fucking done with this game.

>waifu/husbando fags start threads early just so they can get their images in the OP
>Don't fix anything that needs to be fixed in the OP or add/prune links as warranted and as their relevance changes

I am legitimately upset.

It's like living in a college dorm and some losers start cooking heavily spiced food and leaving trash all over the common areas, then saying "well it's already like this so why bother changing things". It's upsetting when a comfy place gets steadily worse.

D.Va's mobility isn't as linear as Tracer's, D.Va's guns suffer over long range much more than Tracer's do, plus Tracer has to reload, and the "bomb ultimate" is cute. D.Va has a fucking nuke, Tracer has a fucking grenade.

And no, I won't post my Overbuff, you can have this though I guess.

>It's when you run off the line before the shot because you get super antsy and want the best advantage.

Kinda like the last few threads starting 20-30 posts early to get waifus and husbandos in the OP?

Ana's panties.

>I won't post my Overbuff
opinion discarded

W..what happened?

Pretty much yeah, but the big difference here is that OP is a attention seeking faggot.

Get that white nigger off my wife's mom

Also, Overbuff is fucking retarded, those stats haven't updated in 2 weeks and I don't know why I went from like #722 to #335 back to like 62%... Overbuff tells me literally nothing. None of those sites do. Idk why.

>that one fag who thinks defense characters arent good on attack

jesus

I don't usually like man buns, but you're right, he does look handsome!

You didn't make the cut

>Rank 35

bait

What defense heroes are good on attack

Whenever I see an Attack Bastion or Torb I know I have to try 4x as hard to make sure he doesn't fuck everything up. And when we win they always think they were the main defining reason for the win.

hanzo

>that one fag who thinks offense heroes arent good on defense

christ

>teamwork wins games
Wow, who knew!

>"huh, too easy"
WOAH WHAT

To be fair Hanzo is fucking obnoxious everywhere now.

>it's a "solo-heal zen forgets to press shift because he's too busy DPSing, and the 10, 13, and 17 on your team are hanzo, genji, and symmetra" game

hanzo
>unlimited ammo
>stupid fucking ult
>can climb walls
>instagib any hero
>projectiles the size of bears

mccreee
>can stun

>just wanna play some fun QP
>keeps putting me in KOTH

>1776
GOD BLESS THE U.S.A.

>10, 13, and 17
What did he mean by this?

mccree is just a shitty hanzo

>just wanna play some fun QP
>keeps putting me in Assault

I'm sitting at
>22 wins
>21 loses
>4 draws
>down 100 points since placements
shit's silly

Payload/Point Capture only mode when?

Cute!!!!!

>Leave after a game because they have a Tracer main sucking the fun out of it
>wait 5 minutes
>puts me in other game with them
Come on man

a good Mei on attack is some serious shit

Quit Overwatch and reopen the game.

healslut looking for adds on america

Why is it when I play Reinhardt and get all golds and potg I get blamed for losing when the team has a Hanzo and Tracer

>2-0 in placements so far
I should just stop now or I'll end up 2-8, won't I

junk
mei
good hanzo/widow

reaper

because people are shit