/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

And get this
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>What are you wanting to throw, fucking battle-axes?
YES

Fucking nice

being cop is reason enough

THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH COPS

but most cops arent bad people

but by their continued employment they are supporting the system where cops who are bad people are protected from losing their authority which makes them bad people

I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS

literally all cops are bad people

why do you even play this game

because its fun

Richter heister when?

fuck off nigger

go back to the zoo

Never because Richter never did anything wrong

He's too good for Payday

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Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Elephant In The Room (elephant_4_jobs)
- Sniperino (any_25_sniper_kills)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

epic /pol/ meme my storm klan power legion /b/rother

So why is biker heist an elephant heist?
How does this better the elephant's career?

wait a second.......
you're not a bot................

they needed an available VA

the elephant is rust's cuck

Well it's better than he being his own contact for a single mission and just to be forgotten again

whos rusts girl then

clover

shut up dude clover's mine

hot

Exactly. But can the swift and savage Manny Pardo take on the Payday gang? After taking down the dreaded Miami Mutilator, anything is possible. But to take on an entire team of thieves killing cops, the only logical way is to join them undercover. Will this be the toughest challenge the Ace Detective shall face after finishing off the dread Miami Mutilator?

Man, what if commissioner Garrett got Pardo instead of Winters instead.

>Wanna play Jacket
>I use an ICTV build

I feel your pain. It feels wrong using anything other than a suit and HM masks with him.

What about LBV?

I play Jacket and wear that

I think that's the limit

>have jacket as your preferred character, even wearing a HM mask
>join a random lobby and someone is already Jacket
>Wearing armor
>No HM mask on
just

>jacketto
>ictv, kawaii mask
thanks, i just found my next build

45th for everyone loves sokol

CRIMEFEST

WHEN

No joke I insta kick any Jacket player wearing armor or not wearing a Hotline Miami mask, unless it for cheevos

If you don't wanna play Jacket the proper way you need to gtfo

Armor: Chains, Dragan, Sokol, Wolf, Bonnie, Sydney, Rust

Two-Piece Suit/LBV: EVERYONE ELSE

DALLAS IS DOWN

AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M DYIN
SOMEBODY GET ME A MEDIC BAG

Good

but is he down wit da clown

GETTHEFUCKUP

Aww thanks alot my friend.

THANKS BUDDY

AK5 or AK rifle ?

part of the reason why the weapon rebalance exists is because the AK5 was shit before
it's still shit now

>primary ARs with 90 ammo
why is this a thing

why does this exist

"balance"

so heisters can carry
200 pounds of fuckin space age combat armor
grenades and rocket launchers and C4 and sentry guns and all other sorts of stupid shit
the nuclear warheads from the murkywater joint

but god forbid I try to carry more than three mags for my shitty fuckin M16

what a joke

>last update secretly added "safehouse robbers" into the game,

what did the devs mean by this ?

>you can heist other safehouses

>competitive safehouse heisting

pure liquid austism

I hope it's optional like how FOB in MGSV was supposed to be.

>austism

[citation needed]

yeah austism, im pretty sure no american would be this retarded

>austism
>s

>friends invite you to his lobby, saying it will be fun,
>they're robbing your own safehouse,

fun this, i'll invest everything in thanatos and Kobus 90 weapons

>no american would be this retarded
You don't know a lot of Americans, do you?

payday.wikia.com/wiki/PC_update_history_(Payday_2)

>free wiki where anyone can edit
pic related

This is something
Triggered with the drills

OH SHIT I THINK I FOUND IT

Mitch event? Black sky box over the safe house

Mitchell is the true villain of Payday 2

Could it have any relation with the art event they did a few days ago?

Nah, that shit is old and I have posted about it before, but is new

What art event?

>can hear breathing and chewing over someone's mic
>you can tell that person is fat just from their breathing
>say in chat "i can hear someone type"
>their mic goes abruptly silent for a few seconds
>guy leaves the game

One that is happening in steam forums, make capaign art for McKendrick

Oh. I didn't know that was going on.

Was there ever a winner? I didnt take notice

and Sokol loves everyone!

I hate sokol and I wish lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13061 was a finished mod.

fixed

Perfect

I wish the audio was a bit better. It annoys me that some lines are louder than others.

/utg/ faggots get out of payday now

>missing out on the cloaker smoker line
your loss

nice /ink/ meme

>everyone who disagrees with me is /ink/

typical /utg/ response

The maker of Better Bots, everyone: Schmuddel

Yes and?

why should i care

why should I care

>Schmuddel
>Sch
is he jewish?

here's some more, face of a pedophile and mental abuser

why
should
I
care

literally who

seriously though why should i care about any of that

he could be some cannibal and baby-rapist savage jungle voodoo nigger in the heart of africa and i still wouldn't care