/sthg/ - Sonic the Hedgehog General

Them blue arms.

and you can fuck Chaos at any places you want

How would you do an actual Sonic theme park ride? As in, something that isn't just a re-paint of a generic off-the-shelf ride.

Lets assume you have a Disney/Universal tier budget.

fucking BLUE. ARMS.

>girl knuckles is doomed to an eternity fucking a godzilla knockoff

THANKS DADDY

she's a lucky bitch

just like how Gemerl is Vanilla's fucktoy

Roller coaster that's loosely based on an actual level layout from a game, or at least something that looks like one. Probably something familiar like Green Hill even if it's overdone.

Are you following the wisdom of Sonic /sthg/?

>rivals
>silver
>no knux
>no scourge

0/10 confirmed slow.

Vanilla isnt like that, she would teach him proper etiquette and make him a glorified cleaning machine

What if I want to do something, but there's nothing I want to do

Launch Coaster. No other option is good enough.

>she would teach him proper etiquette and make him a glorified cleaning machine

I am surprised this ins't in the OP
youtube.com/watch?v=TiElIdC97kE

Then you're living a life with no regrets

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=dEHOEdDpH40

youtube.com/watch?v=kzszzv4Ktbs

youtube.com/watch?v=gO5VfzcHKFo

youtube.com/watch?v=SCwH7LcQ76U

youtube.com/watch?v=7CGQ8RhPJUg

youtube.com/watch?v=WwuKxOhhLUo

WEEEEBB TIMEEE

You know what
You're right

Still boring as all hell, though

Fuck your boost2win shit.

DELET THIS

Im surprised this is actually a thing

I'm here, so no.

Goodnight /sthg/

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youtube.com/watch?v=LD26WGhm2UE

Is it bad that I actually liked Riders? It was fun, and I like Jet as Sonic's rival.

Godzilla would fucking destroy Perfect Chaos

Same here jet is like the only rival to actually piss off sonic

Clove is _____

seriously. All the other "rivals"eventually just became best buddies with him.

going to kill Cassia!

Eggmans fucktoy

Cannon Fodder to trigger Cassia

not official

exercising those legs

a OC, Donut Steel

possessing some fine-ass legs.

Say something bad about your favorite character, and say something good about your least favorite character

Blaze is a tsundere Sally is pretty

Metal Sonic would like to have a word with you

Sally needs to git gud
Elise was good in that YTP

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>Elise was good in that YTP
Elaborate

>Clove's story

Is that shit atraight from a doujin? I can't wait for her to get creampied by Eggman several times and then she watches in horror how Eggman was fucking Cassia as well and they both become mindbroken sluts. Also TB will never ever taste the master plan!

youtube.com/watch?v=ww8WJYNpViQ

Metal Sonic isn't a character, he's just a "thing".

>He's bitchy in LW
>First ever non-eggman villains that aren't giant eldritch abominations.

One again OP done fucked up not putting Sonic Mania Reveal Trailer in OP.
Or Even Fire and Ice Trailer
Pants on head retardo OP

Too bad they didn't went anywhere with him in Sonic Heroes.

Silver's character, although billed as naive in 06, is flat and uninteresting in every game he's been in so far.
Marine possesses hydrokinesis and archipelago knowledge, which could be useful for another game in the Sol Dimension.

>>First ever non-eggman villains that aren't giant eldritch abominations.
>Who is Kukku
>Who is Wendy
>Who is Fang

but it gave us a great final boss theme

Non-canon

>Marine possesses hydrokinesis
Does she? I thought she just threw a rock

>unzips katana

I miss when Metal Sonic was a legitimate threat.

>that remix
>that mini boss
Game's not out for six more months and I still want to fuck a physical manifestation of that Green Hill Zone

I miss when the games actually tried to get the player invested in the plot instead of this hyper self aware detached crap we've had since Colors

Fuck off faggot

FUCKING THIS
I honestly cannot understand why people like Pontac and Graff's writing

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>According to the data, the data is bullshit!
Every time

Because apparently since So if is a kid's franchise, people think it means that it should be funny with no actual substance whatsoever and that trying to play anything straight automatically makes it edgy. I really hope Pontaff don't return for 2017

Blaze looks so awkward in these cutscenes
and its fucking adorable

Her glove was glowing afterward and what she hit the Eggmen with looked more spherical and less rock-like.
People have been arguing as to exactly what it was.
Apparently it's been confirmed to be hydrokinesis somewhere but I don't know where

It's because she was just a figment of Silver's imagination the whole time.
I'm not joking. There is quite a bit of evidence to suggest that conclusion.

Did she talk to the other characters?
I havent played 06

Tails is too much of a second hand.
Big is a pretty nice guy

Mania's reveal trailer was in the OP for over a month after it was announced.

What's your favorite kind of level theme? Halloween-themed levels are always super comfy to me.

I CANT SEE A THING BUT ITS AROUND SOMEWHERE

Red Mountains
Pumpkin Hills
Mystic Mansion

This makes me want a new sonic anime

Less from a gameplay point of view , I always love the levels that take place with you on an airship or high in the sky. Either riding on the Tornado or just a level that's high up like Sky Sanctuary. Something's just amazing about that feeling of being above the clouds. Especially since those levels usually come near the end of the game. Give you that feeling of "Look how far I've come"

Factories, ruins, and highways.

What are some underrated level themes though? Or some Sonics never done at all?

No, that's the funniest part. Wherever Silver went, Blaze was missing until it was necessary for her to be there.
She wasn't around for the fight with Sonic.
She wasn't around for the fight with Shadow.
She wasn't around when they went back in time.
She wasn't around when Silver was with Amy.
It's baffling.
People have only come up with this theory just to try and stop ourselves from giving the writers any more shit for being incompetent.

>She wasn't around when they went back in time.
After Kingdom Valley?
She was, she was just standing in the background and didn't say anything
She could have just been stuck in there after the cutscene was already finished
And she wasn't present in the cutscene immediately before Kingdom Valley

>Classic Knuckles wasn't a rival in Generations
>Jet wasn't a rival in Generations
>Blaze wasn't a rival in Generation
What is this bullshit?

probably the data

None of those are rivals.

Okay so I might have mixed up one detail.
The point is that she was barely ever around and only talked to Silver. If she was in a cutscene no one else even acknowledged her presence.

>None of those are rivals.
>Classic Knuckles and Jet aren't rivals
Bullshit

The only one that you could say isn't a rival is Blaze, but Silver isn't really a rival, and he still got a rival fight. Blaze has in fact fought Sonic more then Silver in a legit boss fight.

Yeah, Blaze could have easily been an afterthought crammed in there because Silver needed a third party member

maybe Blaze was too autistic to talk to the other characters, and hid during the cutscenes because she was too shy

That sounds adorable

autistic females are pretty adorable

This was probably the worst way to ride Rush's coat tails, too, considering Blaze being in Silver's future in the first place doesn't match her story in Rush at all.

Reminder for the whole Blaze and Silver shit.

>Eggman Nega was confirmed from the future
>This most likely means both Rush games happen before both Rivals games
>Nega faked being Eggman's counterpart to help him rule
>Gives up on this and pretends to be Eggman to have him rule the world
>Espio and Silver leave Nega's ass to die at the end of their story in Rivals 2
>Silver and Blaze lived different lives
>They meet in Colors DS
>They have a fate feeling they've met before

What kind of autist shit would Blaze do?

So...it's an alternate future that was triple-retconned?
Still doesn't explain what Blaze is doing outside of her own dimension in the first place.