/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spacestation

How do you do xenoarch now?

it is an ancient secret forever lost and only known by the xenoarchs of old

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There's nothing more satisfying than beating Lisa to death. It's almost cathartic

This weird shit has been happening in my town recently and it made me think of ss13

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I remember bullying her back when it was Sandy Sand, not Lisa Tovir

Good times

>Bullying that much
(Who) are you?

mining nerfs what?

Nobody, don't worry about it

>[YouTube] How to download BYOND

You can't get hyperzine and a ddrill and get all the xenoarch loot anymore

I need the information to be friends with you

Thats stupid, I will still break the dig sites anyways

Yeah it'll backfire on the dumbass who wanted it because miners will start printing MORE guns and still dig through digsites

If I tell you, you'd say you hate me

Which waifu would you touch dicks with ?

>tfw no qt Vox gf

I'd let Sue Bowchief peg me.

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>inb4 forgot to add picture

I don't get it

Isn't the first one a better representation of what the Vox would ideally be played as?

someone switched it around

>when you realise 50% of the shitposts are made by the same person

What kinda of effects does having brain damage cause?

Excessive posting.

Waifuism

In-game I mean

Urge to play spessmen

WERE NOT BAY!!!!!

GIB ALK YOU FUCKING MEDBAY SHITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In all seriousness, character braindamage seems to have plenty of sources, especially since the chaplin can choose to start with it.

I would assume it has actual effects, does it not?

why is celt unbanned?

From what I experienced yesterday when an admin brain damaged literally everyone, and no alkyzine was stocked, dooming the entire crew:
> YOU YELL LIKE THIS!!! WITH WORD FILTERS!!!!
> you do not have the dexterity to operate [any machinery that isn't an autolathe]
> falling every 30 seconds because your legs won't respond
> dropping items every 30 seconds because your arms won't respond

>the cult did nothing the whole round
How bad can you be?

Eventually, you become too retarded to use most things, and you also start headbutting doors to open them.

>chilling out as only paramedic for an hour
>2nd paramedic late joins
>goes straight for the EVA suit and mag boots then disappears from medbay
>shift it going slow, go on a corpse sweep through maint
>open a door and ZAS across the room
>broken head, knocked out
>there's also a carp inside the room
fuck I wish I'd had some magboots

Flavor text headache messages, you say retarded things against your will and speak in all caps, your vision may become blurry, you might not be able to use computers or machines anymore, your legs may occasionally give out, and you may slam your head into airlocks while running.

Blackburn's a quality captain

>Be borer
>Cultist RD
>Has no idea how to cult
>Gives borers to other cultists
>Other cultists do nothing, tell RD to do everything
>He tells them he isn't sure what to do
>They tell him to figure it out
>He very slowly does research on Xeno
>CMO calls shuttle
>My host plans to attack the shuttle
>Literally everyone is borgs or in wheelchairs
>Clown lubes the shuttle
>host slips around like crazy while everyone else is perfectly fine
>Robusted by an engineer with an egun.

Welp.

7 borgs on paladin mass producing holy water and sec not being shit

the clown was also cult, he honked up the place.

>like 20 borgs at roundstart during cult
prease

>join 15 minutes into round as HoP
>assume everyone else had done the same
>apparently Cap had been handing out promotions before I joined
>CMO was a fucking cultist the whole time
>didn't even show a sign of it
>did research so instead the shuttle got called which further prevented the cult from winning

>CMO gets fed 25u holy water
>Fucking nothing
Reeeeee

You just take a sample and dig up the artifact where it tells you to go?

Borgs everywhere and sec spent half the round feeding everyone holy water.

the AI's plan to beat the clowns lube with motorized wheelchairs was A+ round material
too bad the actual round was a snooze fest
I enjoyed having an actual funeral for the cap though

DRINK THE KOOL AID. DRINK THAT FUCKING WATER OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD.

>Borgs everywhere and sec spent half the round feeding everyone holy water.
>DRINK THE KOOL AID. DRINK THAT FUCKING WATER OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD.

Isn't that ding dong bannu?

Otherwise I'm just gonna do that every cult/vampire round.

>Juice the grid to the max
>prank the cap
>get harassed by security
>hang around medbay
>clown goes lube crazy
>apparently cmo was cult

comfy round

Could i get unbanned from 2 year long permaban ? i was a pretty big meme back then :^)

>Assistant
>Get metal and go to robo
>Guy's already there getting changed
>robo shoves him in, gives me an Id and goes off to kill himself
>Go on to make 6 more borgs and reborg a ded borg, setup telesci, do the research, dump the medshit on med
>Had like 5 spare bodies and some spare posis, parts and brains
It was a nutty round

Shout out to those based as fuck miners. Sec won because of your metal.

Nah, once you have confirmed cultists/revs/vampires it's go time. If we were med rp or higher a head would have to info dump then it would be go time.

We knew it was Cult very early, since the CE got kidnapped but escaped. From there it was a matter of trying to get as many people on holy water as possible. Science was the main target.

Ermm I don't really know. If they are acting suspicious and shit during a cult round I don't think so. We really only truly did that to actual confirmed cultists, from then on after converting 3 the round got so slow that sec just started shitting around telling people to drink Kool aid for the lulz and a quiting sank weaponry and feeding the clown chips. Comfy round.

>Would have been able to telebomb the ai, blow the borgs, drop comms and murderbone sec singlehandedly with my phazon.

>you will never get an in-game funeral

>tfw I've gotten several

Just gotta be likeable bro

pls respond

people seem to like me, but I don't have enough personality that they care about me
just like real life

Captain was a special person, the old man gimmick was charming as fuck. It was the right thing to do.

remember resident evil on byond?

What happened

You must be new here

el deep danger!
LOL ahahah so funny. XD

Yeah I came from neogaf and reddit :^) why cant we climb tables :D

honk

get out of here arux

OLE!
OLE!

wish Sue would ride my face desu

someone icon this and i'll code it.

Appeal it on the forums ya gook

Is Probe just taking a break or is he gone 4ever?

Who else do you wish would return?

OUR NIGGA DEAD

same

FREE _______

Healthcare?

trashmouse a qt

>tfw no waifu to bully me

that looks like a corpse user
please join the military

I want my waifu to beat me up then nurse me back to health lovingly over and over until I develop Stockholm syndrome and love her!

Why does she hates deep danger so?

is morena's idea of RP being a huge bitch?

Nursefus are bestfus

No
It's being a huge SLUT

add me on steam let's erp

Why is vgstation so shitty? TG is one hundred times better

as someone who's only played Veeky Forums, what's TG like?

My nursefu is the best one of them all

Well it's not based on baycode, more focused on combat, has the most gamemodes enabled out of all servers, has minimal rules, has the balance between arrpee and powergaming

Also the codebase isn't crap, TG has the most active Github with PRs coming in everyday, they easily have the most content out of all servers

>no steam link
At least pretend