/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Or don't, it's okay.

no, all of the races are biologically mostly human.

Pretty fun, bretty spoopy.

Everyone should be playing on the best server~

No, it's okay
Excal is not best but it's just okay.

Nth for babysitting.
Fortemps manor is really nice and the post-dragonsong dialogue is very touching, check it out if you haven't already!

I'm not sure what mystery Meria you're talking to but I hope she's having a nice day!
I don't have a crush on anyone, myself. Unless you count 1970s Bowie and Thancred but let's not go there.

>beware of zucchinis
I'm always wary of zucchini....

Abe is just a pathetic piece of shit lmao.

i love them both so much... ;~;

Abe is nice

It's best. The absolute best of the bestest.

Lies.
The best server is the secret elezen server

No, but you can keep baitshilling that nobody listens to geniunely I guess.
Adamantoise is okay I've heard.

the real otp is zettai and me____

>tfw keep blowing off the nostalgia quest and Hildibrand
Wha'chu lookin' forward to come 3.4?

>No, but you can keep baitshilling that nobody listens to geniunely I guess.

No bait here. Excalibur is the best server.

Everyone in this game gets drunk like a sailor and all I get is grape juice.

Wheres my pretend alcohol SE?

>I'm not sure what mystery Meria you're talking to but I hope she's having a nice day!
you're neat

Realm Reborn Red :^)

Never tell me the odds!

where are the cats?

I want to take advantage of this drunk elezen

Why'd you leave drakn?

You should get them done, they're worth it!
Let's see...I'm very excited for new main story and sidestory quests along with the palace of the dead update.

Why don't you post your current look, Moni? :)

HERE!!

Here!

So the only alcohol Im allowed is the one which I can only spray on people?
Such waste of good booze is downright CRIMINAL!

More than likely she would take advantage of you, while her conjurer friend chastises you.

Hi! Um... it's me... Egg human! I, well.. um... I am from an anime! Yesh!

no more hanna x zettai?

why are you crushing on ippiki?

yeah, it's sort of always baffled me why they go through the stupid song and dance of "b-buh non alcoholic" for anything that could potentially be liquor-esque available to the players in this game when the ESRB rating at the very least already explicitly includes "use of alcohol"

for fuck's sake just give us some booze already

>tfw no EB

It's a great feeling

no one would care if i disappeared

You're not supposed to drink it yourself, you're supposed to find a drinking buddy who pours it down your throat in a haphazard manner.

are any of these cats single?

I would.

Hmmm, I wonder

But I didn't? Why would you think I did?

Cause she has poop on her nose rn.

eh, are any of the other ones single?

plz don't violate me

...I am speechless. To think you would BLATANTLY lie on the thread.

why the fuck not

i want to meet Mystery Meria!
also the real one too

hanna is a stupid whore, zettai is cute and pure.

It doesnt even have to have some shitty "oh no you got drunk!" screen effect, it just needs to be booze we can make and consume or just buy.
If only so I could finally have a drink with all the NPCs that say they owe me one.
HALF the Sylph quests are about them getting stupid drunk on their booze. The Sylphs get more booze than we do. The SYLPHS.

user that is not how you treat a limited edition alcohol. You find a good terrace under the stars, bring some prosciutto and manchego cheese and you gulp it all down like a pig because you can find a superior vintage for 24 bucks at any corner store in Itally and there HAS to be a way to ship that shit because it is that GOOD.

Okay. I'll get your consent to make love with you first.

Is this your first time in a Veeky Forums thread, user?
youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

>hanna is a stupid whore
How is that a bad thing tho

because we can't corrupt everything pure like Metzen does in wow

>hanna is a stupid whore
no shes nice ;~;

>zettai is cute and pure
yes!

bad boy syndrome

Who's ass you been licking, Moni Poopski? Selzh?

But you don't look pure at all
Chances are you never were desu, so nothing of value will be lost

purge degeneracy

or kill, but the issue is they keep wanting to use meaningful characters as villains or something, it was a rabbit hole in hindsight
both are nice silly

Catgirls are never pure

"purity" is not valuable

>ippiki
>bad boy
lol

Anybody on who can make me these?
ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/High_House_Boots

Gee I wonder who...

moshi moshi
youtube.com/watch?v=FeIDAsIaoUk

One day we'll get to enjoy that non-alcoholic beverage with Aymeric like we promised.

I'm really not! I'm very out there with my feelings because I have the social grace of a donkey so I wouldn't hide it if I were.

go back to r/incel you human refuse

Woops didn't mean to reply.
enjoy the (You).

>when the depression hits you real hard out of nowhere

Please make it stop.

If you wanna wait until I next get on, Im pretty sure I can

You're gonna be alright user! Eventually!

Sure, would be appreciated.

that tail sucks

>tfw nobody to do shit with anymore

I've got 3 retainers, one for each gathering.

If I were to make a 4th retainer, which class/job should they be?

i wanna frot with another catboy

...

STOP MAKING A MESS IN THE HOUSE AGAIN

God bless Yoshi P

iktf
Be nice please, hannya is lovely

Also byebye and goodnight ffxiv thread !

??

You're gonna be alright user! Eventually!

What if people have been telling me that for several years now?

/hug
/pet
battle, because its actually the best one if you are doing crafters desu, it really depends on your server pop tho

Post pits, slut

Whatever DoW/M class you main.

{/pet}

Dat femroe cosplayer. {/thumbsup}

My sub ends in four days what do I do?

Thats a banana slurpee with some alcohol not proper alcohol though.
Ugh Ill take it I guess, beggars cant be choosers.
Now that drink with Ayyymeric just got a lot more homoerotic as I now picture us having to drink the banana slurpee with straws as opposed to the manly beer keg chug I was imagining.

EB me

It means that you have chosen to omit the times you were better from memory and focused only on the times its been shitty, or you are so focused on the shitty you dont see all the cool things around you.
Maybe.

I dunno I bet he has the good stuff in the Vault.

Vault Hard booze run when?

I'm sorry but a world where food, drink, friendship and rivalry are not administered directly into my dumb face is a world I don't understand.

Who the HECK is this?!

So dead inside I forgot the quote arrow...

>/hug

Thanks, I wish this was all it took though.

Still, I appreciate it and the sentiment behind it. So /hug for you too.

Any battle job. They can bring back shit for crafting that you'd otherwise have to farm from mobs, which is far more tedious than gathering.
Wanna...wanna pet that roe.

Did your cat get a tan or are you a different scruffy haired freckle cat?

new otp