/smgen/ - SMITE General

>midnight
>it's raining hard
>you hear a knock on the door followed by a loud sneeze
>opening it reveals to you this kind looking woman and her companion
>they're soaking wet and sniffing perfusively
What do?

???

Did you all just see the name 'los amigos' and assume they are a latam team? Is this general really that retarded?

She's a goddess of winter, she'll be fine.

Invite them in, offer blankets and a warm drink of some sort. Would be rude not to do so.

mom says no visitors past 8

What is stopping me from going 5 crit items and fatalis?

>huehuehue
Huehuehuehuehuehue

>SCL

Literally doesn't matter what happens there. It gets half the viewers of the SPL, and anyone who's actually good plays in the SPL. It's why SCL has players who fucked their PC pro careers up and moved to console because it's easier. Only players who move from SCL to SPL are ones who started in the SPL and move back e.g weaken, omega.

Like your sex life this build will lack penetration.

Well done, user. You passed. You get a good hard dicking out in the rain. She'll be slow if you have a virgin boipussi.

She will see that as attack as she likes the cold. Kaldr mauls you and your family to death.

A slight puzzled look on her face. She lets you pet Kaldr before skipping away in the rain.

SELVISH SUBBORT???? :D INCON SPASTIC RETARD SAYS IS GUD BUILD :D

Well fuck. Can I just go hang out with the Chinese Pantheon instead? I would rather not have my family and self mauled to death. :c

nth for SELVISH SUBBORT IS BETS BUILD

you retards do know that being out in the rain is worse than being out in the cold right
goddess of winter don't mean shit to rain and kald is a pussy he won't do shit

Mad that you were wrong in your shit answer huh

>kald is a pussy he won't do shit
t. fenrir

Damn Incon's gf is fat

xth for compromised threads.

wall when

latam was a mistake

Just kick Kaldr 5 times and you'll be fine.

Why is she even at the door if she kills you for inviting her in, and leaves immediately?

To test you.

Rama, Apollo, Chronos, Sol, Freya, Hou Yi, Xbalanque, Ne Zha, Neith and Ullr are the only gods i can play good and feel confident i will do well.

what to do.

Play them

Play them.

kys

Play them and then kys

scylla nigger is the only god I can play good and feel confident I will do well

what to do

swarm the general when she is mentioned and tell everyone is balanced even though she isn't

>"I'M A NIGGERRRRRRR!"
>robs 5 kills

take pride in the fact that you're making that latam player salty.

>playing Zeus
>Thanatos keeps crying that I'm stealing his kill
>next fight, I take someone to 50hp and then back off
>mfw Thanatos still dies to him
>mfw 3 man rotation after Thana does on me
>mfw I triple kill them
>after the match Thanatos says "report Zeus for KS"
>mfw I have over four times his damage

>Pick Hel
>No one on the enemy team picks pestilence
>"Woah fucking Hel op"

This, I build selfish support on every god since Incon made that video.
Loki middle? Selfish support build
Solo Loki? Selfish support build
ADC Loki? Put him anywhere it doesn't matter I'm still building selfish support

I could be playing Loki, Cabraken, Scylla, doesn't matter.

>Caring about what a thanatos has to say

This match I just played holy shit
>enemy team has hel in joust
>I tell agni to build fucking divine ruin
>he says no because it will ruin his build
>he tells fucking rama to build it instead
>rama won't either but I understand because that's either one less crit item or no executioner
>Agni feeds over and over
>won't shut up about how op hel is and how unfair and uncounterable healing is
>he literally said healing has no counter
Holy fuck I'm done

>he literally said healing has no counter

There are people like this playing this game RIGHT NOW.

Nth for whackin' it to non humans.

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch.
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask if shes ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

How do I build amaterasu? What's the best starting item to grab?

get the basket of memes.

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wtf did they do to her face?

Made it just like your shitty animes you weeb faggot.

73% win rate as Terra
how does it feel for her to be the best support ever

>TFW she took sylvanus spot as tanky healer
Feels bad.

Where'd you get this?

sylvanus was nothing but a j free first blood food joke pick to begin with

KEEP BUFFING HIM UNTIL HE'S GOOD

buff terra until shes op

There was a time when he was top pick/ban. He could heal minions and his autos could knock them back so he automatically won you the lane.

Terra is already pretty strong, the only reason you don't see shiton of people calling for nerf is because she doesn't do shiton of damage.

D-do you hate yourself user?

Not gonna link that retarded spics website here, don't want him getting any more ad revenue than he already is doing from just looking through game files.

You don't need more than Pestilence in most situations. Your Agni and Rama were probably not outputting enough damage.

i wanted an actual fox goddess skin, not a fox cosplay

>Not gonna link that
I got you senpai

smitedatamining.com/smite-datamining-retro-nu-wa-and-susano-samur-ai/

>not using an ad blocker

I've got 74% get on my level bitch.

I want it :3

>25% is enough
Hello Agni, I agree! Also if you knew to hit your 1 after your 4 and not before we might have been able to comeback a bit better but oh well :(

nice

>what is Curse

>he usings VOIPs with strangers

You should only use those with your friends, user.

fuck off you brown fuck. didn't you say you were quitting smite forever because it was no longer making you tons of money? what happened? did you at your attempts to being popular elsewhere so you came back? poor little nigger

kek and chek

I have other websites unrelated to datamining that are profitable and making me a good living. The datamining is still up and running thanks to those other sites. Datamining sites are not going anywhere despite not being a major money maker like other sites.

>how to spot a moron the post

Kill yourself

I honestly do not understand the appeal of datamining. It's like reading spoilers before playing a game for the first time/reading a book/watching a film. Are the children now full of such feelings of entitlement that they have to have everything now, drowning in instant gratification and throwing fits when they are not given surprises, or punished for looking at what they are not supposed to see?

You're like the mods on reddit who get pissy when someone links a datamining post outside the datamining thread.

Get the fuck over it kid.

I honestly do not understand the appeal of patch notes. It's like reading spoilers before playing a game for the first time/reading a book/watching a film. Are the children now full of such feelings of entitlement that they have to have everything now, drowning in instant gratification and throwing fits when they are not given surprises, or punished for looking at what they are not supposed to see?

>spoilers
>to a game with no storyline whatsoever

Holy shit nigga are you serious

patch notes =//= data mining you fucking retard.

>mfw Uncle Zeus's "Sorry" is "apology accepted"

I honestly do not understand the appeal of patch notes. It's like reading spoilers before playing a game for the first time/reading a book/watching a film. Are the children now full of such feelings of entitlement that they have to have everything now, drowning in instant gratification and throwing fits when they are not given surprises, or punished for looking at what they are not supposed to see?

I honestly do not understand the appeal of non-blind/non-random god picks. It's like reading spoilers before playing a game for the first time/reading a book/watching a film. Are the children now full of such feelings of entitlement that they have to have everything now, drowning in instant gratification and throwing fits when they are not given surprises, or punished for looking at what they are not supposed to see?

>Don't read patch notes
>Complains why Khepri no longer gives power when he ults someone

Ayy lmao

How do I Mercury? Poke with my 1 I would guess, but aside from that I am unsure how to use my skills in a manner that will keep me from feeding while getting kills/assists.

Just go fast

hahahah! it's that meme like sanic hahahhaha gotta go fast xD

so clever hahahah xD EBIN

Build crit
hit niggas, hard
1 can crit, it hits hard
2 is a buff to hit harder and faster
3 is a joke way to escape or a way to throw somebody into your tower or team
just run up and punch people until they die from it

>Doesn't know what Mercury's passive does

>someone asks for advice
>'go fast'
>pointed out that isn't actual advice
>regardless if his passive ties in with it or not 'go fast' is not an answer to his question
>'hahahahahahaha you don't know merc passive hahahahahahaha'

What is the ideal sensitivity to play at? I want a sensitivity that would be useful for stuff like cucking Medusa's ult, being able to do fast Nemesis Dash, be usable while comboing with Nox, being able to aim using hunters, etc. I've been experimenting a bit vs Ra but just wondering what you guys thought / used.

Early crit, like Rage second? I figure I might do Rage and Wind Demon.

I just don't understand why some people think spoilers are a bad thing. They don't lessen the actual product at all, they just make me more excited to actually experience it.

wind demon then deathbringer, rage got nerfed

I'll post the build I was using just to get some input.

Talaria/Masamune/Stone Cutting/Titan's/Rage/Eind Demon.

I'll modify my build accordingly, thanks.

>If I hadn't said anything at all it would have been good

Um, fdot, do you like keeping your fucking job?

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