Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>aw yeah gonna play some necro
>clearly state that I will be going core
>past three matches have had no supports and one or more teammates walking down mid after arguing with whoever will respond for ten minutes
I just want to play something other than support for a few matches, dammit.

Why does dota make me rage so much, its just a stupid video game. I think I have legit autism.

becuase its a shit fucking game to play

really there is zero reasons to be a gameshitter

What about TF2? I think we had a thread 3 days old just until yesterday.

Ring of Repick

FIFA and Dota are the most maddening games. Shit that is out of your control can fuck u over.

What's the most synthwave hero in the game?

i'm sure there are some week-old generals around

fy looking good as ever

Outworld Devourer ofc

...

we have plenty

>picking the inferior sister

check this out LUL

>he fell for the Crystal """MAIDEN"""

LOL

why is my boy jimmy joining team mushit

he was so close to reviving his career

Any big deals still posting on /d2g/?

THIS DOTARD'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU~~~~~

>he didn't

If Valve fixed their AI I would only play vs bots.

>Picking Rylai
>When Auroth exists

>he fell for the Crystal """MAIDEN""" meme

no bot in any moba game can ever top dota1 bot coding

Why aren't you a millionaire yet doturds? You could have mad a fortune off of making dummy accounts, buying battle passes and then selling the treasures. Here is some math for you guys:

BP Level 1 - $9.99
3x Benefactor = $4.50 each, $13.50 total
Immortal Treasure I = $2.10
Immortal Treasure II = $3.25
Immortal Treasure III = $2.45
Total Market Value of treasures (Based on average market prices) = $21.30
Profit for buying level 1 battle pass and selling ONLY treasures = $11.30 USD

BP Level 50 - $26.99
3x Benefactor = $4.50 each, $13.50 total
Immortal Treasure I = $2.10 each, $10.50 total
Immortal Treasure II = $3.25
Immortal Treasure III = $2.45
Total Market Value of treasures (Based on average market prices) = $39.70
Profit for buying level 50 battle pass and selling ONLY treasures = $12.70 USD

You could have made $11 minimum per an account and that doesn't include the non-treasure items you would be selling.

in steambux sure, but what am I gonna do with 55 USD spread across 5 accounts?

can someone please (You) this? I put a lot of work into it

Just go work at wallmart and make more money in a single month you total idiot.

>Its a viper mid on Unfair episode

The nied he said

Here's your (You) since I saved this image.

unfair viper isn't hard to lane against, i think they nerfed the bot AI

>Go on your main account, sell garbage items for absurd prices, buy them on the dummy accounts
>Now that the money is transferred you can start investing in games, items, etc and then selling them for real world money on trusted trading sites like D2Lounge
You only lose 10% of the money on the market. So you end up losing $5 and the remaining $50 gets transferred to your main account.

>pay valve 10$
>get 0$ in return

yeah it really does seem like a steal my man!
im gonna pay my bills in no time with this one simple trick!

>dota is so dead it's dead game meme has died

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You could make thousands of dollars a month from buying compendiums and selling the treasures compared to the $8 an hour you make at walmart.

hehehehe

Turbo basementsweller. Steam is not like a casino site where u can withdraw your money. There is currently not a single game on steam that i want.

You'd make more money recycling cans and bottles anyways stupid loser. The only idiot here is you.

Looks like Valve is bending over backwards for them

twitter.com/cwmdota/status/773121261656506368

>meanwhile in cs go

The AI is definitely dumb, but it's always cheating. Try playing invis or illusion against them. I wouldn't be surprised if they get bonus gold too.

>dota literally has double the average players as cs go

I remember when people said cs go was going to overtake dota, back in like mid 2015.

WE LE DID IT REDDIT

WE MADE VALVE BREAK THE RULES WE FORCED THEM TO IMPLEMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE SO OUR LE EPIC STREAMERINO KAPPUCINO SHIT_SHIT GETS IN

holy fuck this is too much for me
they literally are bending the rules for sing while refusing to bend them to REIGNING TI CHAMPIONS LMAO

>tfw 4 Peruvians throw a 75 minute game after ratting harder than you ever have in your life and getting megas solo as Lycan
>tfw 4 peruvians LITERALLY feeding and not defending despite being TWO RACKS AHEAD

I just

I hate this game. I try so hard, and for what? For matchmaking so hilariously imbalanced you're near positive valve employees are gaslighting you just to watch you rage and lose?

b-but the wording was vague dude

>egniggers are still
>THIS
>FUCKING
>MAD
ROFL

play 5 games a day, never saw these heroes this past month

puck
brew
viper
razor

Been out of dota for a while
What happened with kaipi?

>riki+morph in every game

dotards?

You are p. stupid

as expected of 4channer though.

Carry on.

bone7 had like 4 months to change his roster
he didnt and now he cant

kaipi now cannot be invited and have to go thru open qualies, the same thing that happend to EG and Secret

BUT it seems reddit will allow them to break the rules

>while refusing to bend them to REIGNING TI CHAMPIONS LMAO

ok I don't nessecarily agree with this shit, but there is massive differnece between the two situations

>eg purposely made a roster change, it wasn't them forgetting something or otherwise

>eg was actual shit after manila, they shouldn't have been invited anyway, just like newbee shouldn't have been invited to ti5

And to be fair, valve didn't put any exact time on when the roster locks would be done, afaik they literally just said 'you have until the 4th'. I wasn't just kaipi's lazyness but valves posts lacking in info

So honestly is there any reason not to pick up Dragon Lance on every single ranged hero?

It's so fucking cheap, has an amazing buildup, amazing stats and the added effect is just icing on the cake.

I might start building it on stupid shit like morph and veno just because it's so cost effective

Bone7 waitied till the last minute to update the roster on Valve site and missed the deadline liek a retard, reddit complained becuase SingSing, and know Valve are changing the rules for them. Reminder that no name teams like those Peru dudes with Smash were instantly crucified and banned for life and EG got forced through open qualifiers but we NEED to make an exception for Kaipi.

>a literal date isnt specific enough

?

How is riki not the hardest carry? backstab is one of the best dmg steroids in the game.
>b-but you have to hit enemy in the back! what if they fight back ;)
LITERALLY SKILL THAT TELEPORTS YOU BEHIND ENEMY BACK AND ULTIMATE THAT DOES THIS IN AOE WHILE RIKI CANT TAKE ANY DMG

Guys the wording was Vague xD SingSong Ping Pong lol

>Say you have until the 4th
>4th comes around
>Still not done
>W-WAIT YOU WEREN'T SPECIFIC

???

>what are timezones

"yeah guys just have it done by the 4th"

"ok what time on the 4th? 'by the 4th' generally means we have until some time ON the 4th right? Or do we have to have this shit done by like midnight the previous night? Or can we wait until midnight the next day? Do you mean 12 am cet, pdt, whatever?"

*no info given*

"th-thanks valve"

He had FOUR MONTHS to do it

>Enemy team picks void
>Your hero just became useless
?

let me get this straight

when someone says "be here at 5pm firday"

do you ask them by what nuclear clock the 5pm is measured, also what dimension etc?

a date is a fucking date they have been playing with that roster for super long AND YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO FUCKING PUT PEOPLE IN YOU JUST HAVE TO KICK THEM CHIENSE TEAMS LITERALLY KICKED EVERY SINGLE PLAYER JUST BECAUSE THEY COULD

holy fuck hang yourself redditor bone7 is a literal retard with dobule digits iq and rules shouldnt be bend for shitshit

5pm friday? What timezone?

you have never asked anyone that ever
if you did you are just as retarded as bone7

so if someone says to you "be here friday, and if you're not there by the exact minute you lose your house" and you ask "ok what time friday" and they say GOOD LUCK do you think you've been given fair information?

user i don't know how to tell you this but you might be retarded

HE HAD MONTHS TO DO IT

HOW COME EVEYR OTHER TEAM MANAGED TO DO IT BUT HIM?

why do you fucking defend shit shit so much liek why, honeslty why

there are 5 people on that team and NOT EVEN ONE READ THE FUCKING RULES

This isn't like handing your piece of homework about what it's like living with autism you fucking dipshit, teams are going to want to use up as much of this time as possible to try new players, which they could only do recently.

I'm not saying this is true for kaipi, what I'm saying is that this was a possible outcome for a team that weren't just lazy

you are actually so fucking brainless holy shit, how does someone like this not wake up every day thinking

>"ye know, i'm actually really, really stupid, perhaps i should spend some time trying to fix this"

>do you ask them by what nuclear clock the 5pm is measured, also what dimension etc?

Do you literally have no understanding of how global timezones work? Do you really fucking think that organising something locally is even remotely the same as doing it globally?

You could say to me

>do this thing by 12pm

and the next day I wake up it's fucking 12 pm in china and the roster locks are closed. We are talking about players changing completely different fucking regions, not fucking shitters within the same city

no it isn't, an actual hard deadline generally needs both a date and time to avoid any ambiguity

like "11:59 PM PST on 9/3/16," not "until the 4th"

not even a singshit fangay, more like the opposite

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if your mom tells you to be home by 11 and your first thought is what timezeone then im sorry but you have braindamage

That's not even the same thing you retard

In this case it'd be
>You have four months to send us this form, due on Friday of this month which is of course four months from now, or we're going to take your house
>Okay
>Everyone else in your neighborhood does it on time
>You come back home and realize your house is gone on the exact date they said it was
>"WOW DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE TIME ZONES WTF"

Please tell me you redditors aren't this retarded

be home by 11am? 11pm? 11pm PST? 11pm EST?

the probl;em you based retard its not any hard deadline you can still change teams, we dont know half the team yet

tahts because ITS NOT A DEADLINE AND IF THE RETARDS READ THE RULES AT LEAST ONCE THEY WOULD KNOW THAT

chink teams kicked every fuckign player becuase they knew not to give them any power, bone7 could kick eveyrone from kaipi day1 and he could still change his players around

the problem is he didnt read the fucking rules and now reddit WILL CHANGE THE RULES FOR HIM SO SHITSHTI GETS IN

>egnigger so butthurt they can't think straight
what if your friend from the other side of the world tell you to skype him by 11? what then?

if my friend from across the world told me: hey man you have 4 months to email me this thanks

i would email him this sooner than on the very last day

do you see how retarded you are?

>until the 4th

what did they mean by this?

Then you Skype him at his timezone

Which means if you fail this simple request you're actually retarded because Valve has a very specific time zone which is common knowledge and tard7 still can't somehow figure it out

>all these shitters caring about some trash tier drama with some trash tier team

el oh elling at you, dotards

>his timezone
>common knowledge
we have a valve employee in the thread boys

Us redditors live and die for based sing song ping pong

ok it's great we have you here to determine when is an acceptable time to add your roster.

oh whats that, you have been able to practice with the players you wanted yet and aren't comfortable making a decision on who you want to play with for the next fucking half year?

too fucking bad kiddo, user wants you players RIGHT FUCKING NOW, DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU'VE ONLY PLAYED 1 SCRIM TOGETHER, I HAVE TO HAND MY HOMEWORK IN ON TIME WHY CAN'T YOU FIELD AN ESPORT'S ROSTER JUST THE SAME WAY?

and if you do try to send the form on friday but it's rejected for being late, it's grounds to sue for not being explicit enough/being duplicitous

>Four months
>RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I'm literally in tears at how stupid you singshit fanboys are

thats a great post my based retard friend but im afraid you just like bone7 didnt read the rules

how come kaipi was forced to formalize their roster on 4th while we dont even know which team Miracle is on?

so now i know, only retards that dont knwo rules themselves defend other reatrds that dont know them

so will jimmy carry mushi into top tier?

....

Hey!

Reminder that if you are a mildly successful streamer and former tier 3 pro Valve will bend the rules for you, BUT if you are a former TI winning team the rules HAVE to be enforced :^^)))

Hey sing shit defenders

If the rules are so bad then why did literally every single team except for Kaipi have no issues with them?

hey!

>four months

yeah they totally where able to practice with the players they wanted during those 4 months, yep totally didn't have to wait for the roster locks to open to do this no not at all.

I'm sure they really knew how other teams rosters where going to pan out and adjust themselves to this obvious information 4 months in the making.

and why bother even taking time to create your team in the first place? Lol just do it as soon as possible who cares lmao