for anyone who was wondering about sonas fertility, the official riot answer is... "We don't know"
Camden Anderson
THIS IS THE GOOD ONE FUCK MERIIPOO
Joseph Hill
xth for Dekar is a fucking shitter
Colton Diaz
Vlad splashes when
Jason Wright
gold 1 promo bets
John Butler
Xth for Katarina best girl :3c
Gavin Walker
just had a Dekar-Riven in my game and he fucking styled on everyone.
Gabriel Lopez
For champions who wear stockings/pantyhose such as Popstar Ahri, French Maid Nidalee, Mafia Jinx, Battle Bunny Riven, Forecast Janna, and many more, do they wear the kind that covers the whole foot, or do they like to wear the kind that covers all five toes like in pic related.
This is very important.
Chase Wright
xnd for lualua buffs hwen
I cryed and cryed but none came
Daniel Price
Post champion pools for each lane and r8, h8 and masturb8
>shitstomp enemy toplaner and kill him 3 times in lane >kill his turret and start roaming >enemy toplaner is missing, I ping mia several times >"enemy double kill!" >it happens again minutes later >enemy toplaner is now ahead of me despite me crushing him in lane All because of my incompetent teammates.
It's. Not. Fair.
Fuck this fucking game.
Juan Mitchell
>When you're having a really good game but then you start to worry about the fact that you're doing too well and sucking the fun out of the enemy teams game but you know if you don't keep this up you're throwing a win away.
Matthew Gonzalez
FUCKING HELL WE HAD THIS DISCUSSION ALREADY THEY WEAR WHOLEFOOT COVERING STOCKINGS FUCK OFF FOOTFAG
Ethan Walker
There are no bad picks, only bad players. The reason you don't win is because you're bad
Joseph Stewart
What do you expect from Worlds faggots? expectations Favourite team who do you think will win? what you want from world this year, i mean show, memes etc.
Chase Campbell
>be me >pick sivir, a safe pick that scales hard >10 minutes in my kda is 1 0 1 > morgana support is 0/7/1 fuck.
Christopher Price
>Top: Lee >Jungle: Lee >Mid: Lee >ADC: Lee >Support: Lee ps im trash at lee
Hunter Gomez
>go 15/6/6 on urgot >still lose because my team refuses to do anything but die after i solo kill 2 people alone
fun
Alexander Walker
Should I not pick Teemo into mages? I get out ranged and it's hard to dodge their shit. Is Quinn better?
I expect ROX to win because they are my favorite team. I just want to either see TSM get super hard exposed or do really well and show that NA isnt a shitty wildcard region afterall
Does anyone else have crippling anxiety that keeps them from playing a lot?
It's been two hours since I last played and I'm too afraid to queue
Luke Garcia
>Top: 1/3 Jayce is great >Jungle: 2/3 Zac and WW are my favourite junglers. >Mid: 0/3 Never play mid again thanks >ADC: 0/3 I hate these 3. >Support: 0/3 no ding ding bwoow.
>playing vi >fed off my tits >start to worry if i'm ruining the game for them >solely focus the enemy Soraka and realize I'm having fun and then my worry disappears once the soraka realizes what I'm doing and starts raging in all chat. >slyly tell him I'll start focusing the adc instead >blow the adc up and turn on to soraka >massive amounts of shit flinging banter erupts from both soraka and jhin >surrender vote shortly follows
Lovely jubly, lad.
Dylan Robinson
still won the game ryze is one of those win lane lose game shitters
Thomas Price
>people are still playing overwatch >the general is dead >none of my affiliated friends are playing it anymore >gambling cash shop is shit >competitive is significantly less diverse than League's and that's saying something.
Anthony Lewis
That's literally the only thing he can do though. He's pretty bad at everything else, especially a lack of teamfight presence.
Jeremiah Ortiz
Bunny Riven is the best thing that came out of this game.
Lincoln Russell
>lcs viewership rapidly declining >eu lcs finals played in a 2/3rd empty stadium >lol getting btfo in korea by overmeme >lol subreddit traffic has declined by 50% since the start of this year >synamic queue disaster >still no replays, sandbox ect >still fuck all international tournaments >riot e-sports team in turmoil after the team orgs made public how none of them are making any money
IS THIS REALLY THE END?
Samuel Brooks
>Go top, ult and ZZ rot lane >TP to teamfight >That lane is fucked Yorick is going to be played at worlds, just watch.
Juan Sanchez
>tfw bokunopicofan 69 went back to gookland servers
John Thompson
>Bir Rakibi Katlettin!
Still not as funny as the DORT DE BORT or whatever the fuck it was.
Levi Peterson
It is until Riot finally gets off their ass and makes a proper sucessor.
That and they implement soloque for all elo levels again and properly pay their esports teams instead of ripping them off like the Chink-owned Jews that they are.
Landon Collins
If you could brutally murder any single poster of /lolg/ who would it be? For me it's a tossup between Meripuu and Lissfag.
Bentley Butler
Im surprised anyone was warding at all
Xavier Myers
literally became her base skin
Gavin Hernandez
liss or jinxfag
Sebastian Torres
he's disabled at worlds
Daniel Lewis
I love these support tickets
The madmen
Matthew Butler
I thought 6.19 was the worlds patch? He's released in that patch right?
retard they said a bunch of times even if hes released before worlds he wont be in it
Justin Perry
...
Dominic Evans
HOW DO I USE THE FRENCH GIRL
Elijah King
FUZZY!
Christopher White
Chill your beans nigger. Fair enough, shame.
Evan Robinson
>riposte cc >hit vitals >??? >win the game
Austin Perry
Riot knows how strong he'll be in pro play, right?
Brody Walker
I will never understand why this is so fucking funny.
Aaron Diaz
she likes anal
Gavin Wilson
I wonder if riot is aware these tickets come from here. They must be aware of our depravity at this point.
Nathan Hernandez
so when are they gutting anivia
Aaron Wilson
use her to clean your house, wash your car, get your dick wet, endless possibilities
Jonathan Young
What do you do when you get camped as a kill-hungry snowball champion (like Kat, Panth...)? Just accept you are gonna be useless the rest of the game and hope the rest of the team can exploit the lack of an enemy jungler?
On a related note, is Darius one of those champs, or can he afford to get out lane without kills?
Jacob Thomas
Can I get some advice against Cass as Annie? It always seems to go poorly.
Jayden Walker
I queued up for a second game. I had to get out of Marble 9. It was imperative that I be Lee Sin again. For as Lee Sin, no one knows how to defeat me. We spawned in and we had as follows:
Top-lane: Jayce Midlane: Olaf Jungle: Yours Truly ADC: Vi Support: Tristana
Jayce won lane. I didn’t need to go there I’m sure, Olaf needed to build Rylais first so he could tank Baron at 6 minutes. Vi needed to build Riven’s sword. And Tristana just needed to live. I started my jungle pathing and everything was going to shit, everyone did well on the enemy team, except their adc cho’gath. Fuck him. Fuck Cho’gath and Cho’gath players. They don’t deserve to do well, the fucking special snowflakes need a rework and they better like it. Fuck them. Cho’gath used cleanse 3 times in 2 minutes to kill our Vi, Jayce was tied with the top-lane Alistar, Olaf fed their mid-lane Rengar and Tristana wasn’t able to farm the krugs efficiently from tower. I knew what I had to do. For I am Lee Sin, I was the best.
Jose Thompson
Also in response to each of your points:
>lcs viewership rapidly declining It gets fucking boring when soulless Koreans win every fucking year. >eu lcs finals played in a 2/3rd empty stadium Because they're pathetic and constantly lose. >lol getting btfo in korea by overmeme Dynamic queue was the last straw for many of them. >lol subreddit traffic has declined by 50% since the start of this year Former and latter reasons listed above and below. >synamic queue disaster No comment here; it really is a disaster. >still no replays, sandbox ect Riot being fucking lazy. >still fuck all international tournaments Once again, no real point when Koreans always win the end game. >riot e-sports team in turmoil after the team orgs made public how none of them are making any money Riot being lazy, greedy jews owned by lazy, greedy chinks
Jackson Gray
Id gladly give my entire pearly gates kingdom to see every single fucking lulufag in this general be disemboweled and forcefed their own aids-infested guts.
Lissfag jinxfag and vladfag may be subhuman primates, but lulufags are beyond subhuman. They are retarded on a scale not imaginable by physics.
Jonathan Scott
I camped the shit out of Cho’gath. He wasn’t allowed to have fun. Fuck him, he can’t have fun on his “comfy” champion. He wasn’t allowed to, comfy means he is weak. I repeatedly kicked Cho’gath into our tower and did friendly fire damage to it but it was worth it. Meanwhile I needed the Maw of Malmortious so my shield could make me tankier than Reinhardt from “Overwatch”. Occaisionally I’d heard “Double Kill!” and find Jayce had gotten them. I paid no mind as Jayce stayed in his lane. I finished Maw of Malmortious and went to mid-lane, I kicked the Rengar and left. He didn’t deserve my time, I had to continue camping the shit out of that Cho’gath. Fuck him and his house. I gave Tristana a Dark Seal and helped them push lane, but of course VI DIDN’T BUILD RIVEN’S SWORD. So we couldn’t kill the inhibitor turret.
Cho’gaths fatass got fatter as he killed Olaf. Goddammit, I didn’t camp him hard enough, did I have to pitch a tent in bush or something? Tristana did her best…I couldn’t help her but she did her best. Meanwhile Vi was useless and Olaf fed.
I heard “HEXAKILL” and saw Jayce got a Hexakill from lane. How’d he hit Cho’gath at mid? I don’t know I had to be Lee Sin. I finished my Maw of Malmortious and called the Dark Brotherhood, I needed them to camp Cho’gath while I got Red and Blue buff. Cho’gath kept getting fed, it made no sense…until I checked his build: Warmogs and Three Longswords.
I had to be Lee Sin.
Landon Gray
vladxvayne degenerate, without doubt.
Chase Parker
love this guy, keep em coming
John Bailey
>On a related note, is Darius one of those champs, or can he afford to get out lane without kills?
He's a classic example of Feast/Famine. If you don't get enough CS or any Kills you're useless.
Though, if you do get camped as him please for the love of god kill the jungler first. They've got fuck all other than maybe some cc but you'll shit more damage than them and it should keep you even in the lane.
Luke Moore
Lulufags are pedos that are too scared to have annie as their waifu
Nathaniel Fisher
>Once again, no real point when Koreans always win the end game.
I would hypothesise that if there where more international lans then teams would have more opportunities to practice vs koreans, and perhaps perform better. Or atleast understand their opponents better.
Also, if we had like 3-4 majors events a year, similar to dota / csgo, then teams would be bootcamping in korea like once every 3-4 months instead of the once every 6 months that we have now.
you really think they would allow that shit aftre the the dumpster fire that was 2015 worlds?
Owen Lee
I got the red buff by stealing cookies from Cho’gath and shoved Mid-lane with Olaf. My Maw was strong. It helped tank the minions. As we did so I heard Jayce get another double kill. Somehow he had killed Katarina in a completely different match, the cunt. Rengar killed all of us…he had the strat too, Warmogs and Three Long Swords.
How were we supposed to win?! How was I supposed to be Lee Sin?! How was I supposed to be INVINCIBLE?!
And then Jayce did it, he had build…a Three infinity edges and a negatron cloak. This man in a suit brandished his mercury hammer and charged 1v5 into the enemy team. Not one stood in his lane as Jayce wrecked their shit. He brought down his hammer so hard on Rengar, the cat was launched into another game and his corpse ruined Merripuu’s promos. Jayce was a god. Jayce had grown stronger. For once…he was the best. Debonair Jayce got a penta-kill and destroyed the towers, as he made it to the nexus, the bastard started throwing minions at it to kill it first before the towers. Goddamn this Jayce was amazing. The entire team respawned and was about to pounce him…not on my watch. I hit Q from fountain and gave Jayce my Maw of Malmortious, saving his life. He then 1v5’d again. His ARISE! Was too strong for even the tankiest Cho’gath.
Oh shit, I forgot. Cho’gath had been stomped so hard he got fed off of another game’s Katarina, the cunt. Jayce turned to me, “Lee Sin, go kill the nexus, I got this.” And I watched Jayce drop his hammer and run at the Cho’gath screaming at the top of his lungs. This handsome man was a legend, he was punching Cho’gath to death with those infinity edges in his hands. POWER SLAM was the last I heard from the man as he fought Cho'gath back to the void. I took his advice to heart and ran, I had to do it for Jayce. I ran to the nexus and HIKU’d it, I had to do it for Jayce. And I did. VICTORY.
I did it, I saved the game. I am Lee Sin. I am the best...and I owe Jayce my life.