ITT: Cars named like strippers

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Starlet

340i

that fucking slut
nothing was original on her

qashqai sounds like a turbohomo

Tucson

Sounds like advice you'd give to an unexperienced crossdresser.

Tuck, son.

Megane
Clio
And
T W I N G O

tempest
cougar
sable

mustang

And Kadjar is her middle eastern pimp

dat ass

Ford escort

That slut (also the Cedric for the male version I guess)

MP4-12C

miata

Mercedes

Chevette - cheap french hooker that smells like cigarettes. Insists you pronounce her name "cheveh".

Porsche

On what planet do you pronounce Tucson that way?

It's too-san

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Fairlady Z
Epica
Evora
Giulietta
Hellcat
Impreza
Elise
Octavia
Caprice

Chevy Tahoe

LaFerrari

Came in here to post this.

ur mum

"Lets give it up for MP4 dash 12C!"

evoque

stay buttmad OP

that car, with the right Heico Sportiv tune is faster than your dumbshit I4 1978 Mustang that your uncle Steve gave you because he got a divorce at the worst time in his life.

And it's faster than your grandpa's C5 convertible all year round.

Also, have a (You).

ibiza

>Tahoe
>da hoe

Lets step back from the computer and remove the 2 foot long horse dildo from your asshole.

Laguna

Carrera
Celica
Dakota
Elise
Eleanor
Giulietta
Jetta
Porsche
Savanna
Sierra
Victoria

>my names Victorrria

>Named after a porn star

ɛ̃fini
elantra
chimaera
tamora
elise

JIMMY!

Christine

>Giulietta
>Carrera
>Eleanor
????

This is Porscha

PAJERO

what does that even mean?
i know its a psuedo luxury suv that to me feels like a lump of palastic

Roughly translates to "wanker" in Spanish. That's why it got renamed for the American market.

BMW

ew

lol

Soul
Murano
Charger
Encore
Eclipse
Celebrity
Juke
Tahoe
Escalade
Celica

Step it up fagg/o/ts

Charger? Sounds like a gay stripper name. You would know though right?