Metal Gear and Konami General - /mgkg/

Is there a list of MGSV model names and locations?
I wanna swap the female soldiers balaclava with Paz's head but I don't know where those models are

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How pleased you are to chop away, Jack the Ripper. My name is Monsoon, of the Winds of Destruction. Feasting on the insides of your enemies. How easily you ignore the loss of life when it suits your convenience. So tell me. Who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak? Kill or be killed, Jack. Phnom Penh taught me that. Yes, you aren't the only one to grow up on the killing fields. War is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher. Its final lesson is carved deep in my psyche: That this world, and all its people, are diseased. Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture -- They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair, all memes, all passed along. How about "full of shit"? Is that a meme? You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak. Sam tells me you see your weapon as a tool. Something that saves lives -- a means of justice. Now there's a pretty meme. Exquisite! It's spared you the burden of all the lives you've taken... Absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it. That is, until the illusion was broken. Don't be ashamed. It's only nature running its course. You have no choices to make. Nothing to answer for. You can die with a clear conscience...

Venom would never smoke a real cigar.

aint nothing gonna break my stride

reminder

>making a new thread early just so quietfag can ruin it
What images are so important that you can't use an imgur link?

This

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Why is she so perfect?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473135084183.webm

Joostpost.

Now.

just when i thought it couldnt get any worse

camp omega?

ah fuck you leatherman maybe you and i should settle it right here in the ring, huh? whaddya say?

Ocelot is cute?

No

So I've been playing gradius 3 and can't get past that weird bubble level, does anyone have any tips?

>noming ocelot's nose
Yes

So now that it's Konami general, can we talk about Konami's dating sims?

I'm not even the one who originally made the early thread, but the guy who did used an abbreviation that the Quietfag didn't like so I tried this one instead
Unfortunately Quietfag is a liar and it was all in vain
Oh well
Feel free to report this thread and the other one and we can all go back to the real /mgg/ which hasn't hit bump limit yet

absolutely ;^)

This game's so over the top, I love it

Can anyone jog my memory on the name of this PMC manager and hamburger restaurateur?

Kazuhira "Kaz "McDonnell" "McDonald's" "Master" "Hell Master" "Benedict" Miller

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So now that we know kaz made a burger chain is sneak king canon to metal gear?

Well, at least he's posting some different pictures for a change

show me that digital bush baby

>He
Don't know who you're referring to
One sec, have to finish this FOB

Over the top games are really fun.

Donaldo Benedicto "Paz" Molinero

Where's that picture even from? I don't remember Kaz ever smiling in MGSV, not even once

The birthday scene

Paz > Quiet

Sorry, every time I see a screenie posted without text I just assume it's the Quietfag

he never posts OC

I just realized that Snake and Quiet have the same taste in boots

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thanks senpai looking real sexy

So what does Diamond Dogs do with these anyways?

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>Blue Bikini + Dark Chocolate Mama
>Olive Bikini + Tanned Mama
>Pink Bikini + White Mama
>Olive Bikini + Brown Mama

No debate. Quiet is a shit. Not waiting 6 days for Tiger Bikini, fuck you Konami.

>angry cripple
+will make burgers for you
+will stay by your side when everyone else leaves
+desperate; accepts boys and girls
-will often repeat himself
-will yell at you over the slightest things
-paranoid, will see evil wherever he looks
-perpetually angry and sad

>russian cowboy
+can do cool tricks with his guns
+will meow if you ask him
+knows much about many things
-will often repeat himself
-flaming homo; won't accept girls
-people will call you a homo behind your back
-will hide things from you

>autistic mute
+has cool superpowers
+excellent support, will try to help whenever possible
+genuinely loves you
-won't talk, ever
-dick-lover; won't accept girls
-autistic; people will look down on you for taking advantage of her
-will stalk you wherever you go
-will embarass you in public
-no ass

>Senior Citizen
+Likes Burgers
+Gets to places that aren't wheelchair accessible
+Knows about that thing that's killing your men
+Speaks Cherokee
-Speaks Cherokee
-Is only okay with lamb burgers
-Wants to see Men turned to women

>bossmom figure
+loving mother to all
+will teach and train you
+loving handjobs
-speaks in riddles
-acts a bit weird
-defects a lot

>nerd cripple
+rich
+will make cool mechs for you
+needs to be loved
+will watch science fiction movies with you
+no need for an extra chair; can sit anywhere
+100% heterosexual
-lies about everything
-pees himself when scared
-will try to murder you or your children if you deny him love
-pussy licker; won't accept boys
-will fuck everything up
-thinks dogs are wolves

Choose.

autistic mute

Please use the Quiet Filter.

We need to update the filter with his images also.

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>Quiet filter
HA! What's that gonna do if I don't talk about the truth anymore?

>that loving smile
I wanna be Kaz

Don't you dry up on me

>ugly
>freak of nature
>everybody hates you
>everybody wants you dead
>can't speak or you'll die
>can't eat
>can't wear clothes
>forced to listen to the same 15 songs on loop
>friendzoned by the only man who can stand the sight of you
Being Quiet is suffering.

kek, haven't been here in months and it looks like the mods are still anal about joostposting here

>>friendzoned by the only man who can stand the sight of you
>Everybody hates you

Then so does Snake, can't be her friend and hate her at the same time

I feel sorry for the Joostfags.
I guess Quietfag's spam is more MGS-related than her actress.

But user, Joost and Quiet are the same

luscian cowbo

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>literally Ocelotte's weeb phase
cute

Too bad no one ever felt sorry for Quiet

Give me your best mgs-related reaction images, /mgkg/

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nerd cripple is best

>implying it was a phase
still cute

>cutting it off before ocelot runs in
why

think again

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he's so dreamy
the ideal waifu

where is my damn son

Make one

perfect husbando material

>tfw no snake

ruthless juvenile
+wanna surpass you so bad
+good head on good shoulder
+it's not over not yet
-wanna fuck you up
-actually fucked you up
-fox die

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+Comes back from the dead
-Gets retconned into basically being a hallucination

You made us a promise, Quietposter
How could you betray our trust like that

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There is no chapter 3 because Quiet leaves and dies alone, Venom is then at peace because he gets revenge.

>Kaz takes nuke from Peace Walker and thought it'd be a great idea to put it on Zeke
>Boss allows it and never brings it up ever again
>Huey calls a Nuke Team, who is a Trojan Horse who destroys MSF
>300-some MSF soldiers couldn't fight them off with Zeke and their horde of tanks and helis, not to mention their man portable M47s, M134s, Railguns, and Human Slingshots
Whose really at fault for MSF's destruction?

damn.

I was hoping for once he would

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Guys, I just finished Portable Ops, and I'm confused about something....

In the start, you talk to Paramedic and Sigint, and they tell you their frequensies and tell you to give them a call when you need help, however, during the whole game they never picked up once. I even ended up googling their frequensies because I thought I had them wrong, and there was a shitton of frequensies that I could never get an answer from.

How come Roy Unhelpful Campbell and Handjob Sokolov are the only people who will talk to me?

>gets CQC'd by Venom
>she fuckinf likes it

>Is only okay with lamb burgers

Actually, he was not okay with lamb burger.

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b-boss...

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