/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

lala bp

Damn right

>Wanting to be a cumdump
Filling that hole will never fill the hole in your chest. They literally come and go. You'll never establish long relationships like that and will be only a tool for desperate sweaty grown men. Until you're broken and tired and they cast you away and shittalking about you becomes rampant because you have no use.
Happens
Every
Time

xth for i want to lick up amber's bloody arm and taste her blood and feel her cuts while jerking me and herself off

xth for zettai x me otp

{Do you need it?}

Please post cat feet.

Can we have some pure hyurs up in here

thanks freud but actually i just like sex and/or textfucking

Nothing wrong with a little of column A and a little of column B.

Fine, 15% deficit.

Even in Sword Oath it's still fucking trash beacuse the potency is too low to reliably last-hit anything with it. The only reason people take it is because everything else except for foresight is either worse of equally as inconsequential.

sorry but zettai has to fulfill his destiny with greencat

im unsure about this one, though its neat
wha
a mix is best

>one of the only two good femroes in the thread is a slut

why must it happen like this

69 with a cute kittyboy

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>Filling that hole will never fill the hole in your chest.
That's because the chest hole is for delicious cakes, not for cream pies.

>jerking me and herself
>jerking
>herself

shouldn't you be shitposting about meria amber

I dont see why not.

Let go this destiny, you're caught in a trance.

Does Lil Bun erp as a futa or female?

is zettai good at erp?

Give it 5 years

xth for greenc@ and zettai true otp

Also because it's literally free damage during the last 20% of the fight, same reason every one else takes it.

are you still in idyllshire?

/pet
hnng

Nah, just saying that too far in either direction's kinda boring. Mostly pure with a hint of lewd is where it's at.

Yeah, right here by the summoning bell now.

Pure hyur is best hyur

I just found the afk lala you took the picture with earlier, glad I didn't miss you entirely!

it's been 7, when is it supposed to feel bad?

how big is amber's peepee?

Size of a baby's arm, holds the knife with it when carving dank memes into their stomach.

Either

>not clit

I will erp with the first person to reply to this post.

Dom or sub

Balmung?

Paks

Switch

>slutty heart tattoo
>pure
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Thanks user

Cactuar.

Nope, I'm a xaela.

When libido starts to burn out

i want to suck off a cute catboy so bad

Yw.

Tell me more

Sorry, what's slutty about a symbol that represents true love?

do you like catboys...

I thought you were asleep this whole time. Is this really you Bun?

then i can just stop tho? i don't see the issue at all

Yeah, I'm in bed tho... I really should sleep. Gn.

Yeah
I bet all those anime girls with heart pupils getting raped by half a dozen faceless brown men are also deeply in love with each one of them

All about placement
Heart anywhere near a orface=slut
Though not going to lie a heart tattoo on a bald cunt is sexy as fuck

This escalated quickly

>this cringe
ippiki post

Night cutie

What would the anti-Ippiki be?

Sadly no, wish I had his tanking skills though.

>heart tattoos are slutty

?

Someone who shuts the fuck up, does their job without letting their ego inflate to the size of a supermassive black hole and doesn't orbit every single potential girl he meets.

:3c

fueritus hominis

Is this Ms. Kilroy?

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>Only telling 2 things
You're no fun.

>have to grind 42 runs of ARF to finish relic
>have to grind 64 fates to finish getting Yo-Kai minions
>have to grind an indeterminate amount of gil to finish crafter/gatherer melds

Ugh, I have nothing left to do in this game except for grinds! Which of these do I do first?

gatherer melds first because nodes are timed

Kys elk

>Someone who shuts the fuck up
>forty minute Fractal Continuum
>Brute Justice reads your final sentence.
>15 people ignoring mechanics
You sound like a sperg.

I'll strangle you with that collar Elk
Bet you'd like it

why

c e a s e

hi ippiki

>Don't worry about the drop, I'm just happy to do the content. I think the WAR could use it better.
>Am I doing okay? Maybe if I clemency during the third phase the WHM would have more time to raid heal.
>Don't worry about getting the mechanic down on your first run, just try to learn it. I made a cover macro for you.
Where do I get one of these?

>forty minute Fractal Continuum
At that point everyone is trash.

On the topic of gathering melds. I'm currently sitting at 610 GP, 693 Gathering and 585 Perception as FSH. Should I be melding gathering or perception on my slots?

>tfw you will NEVER be as cool as this guy

That's what goes on, though

if you ever watched the streams, it's like someone trying to do all the mechanics for everyone, got made fun of back in 2.1/2.2 for being a DBM-lite

You're a genuinely awful human being and no that doesn't make you cute.

You don't. Doesn't exist.

>boring
>boring
>sexless
so, the ideal /xivg/ male character?

I would

did a scholar write this

>going to get in bed
>brown recluse dashes across my room
i didn't want to sleep anyways

are you so flawless that you can pass judgement

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My ARM has 953 Craftsmanship, 911 Control and 411 CP unbuffed. Is it potentially ready for 4* crafting yet? I still need to get the i200 mainhands for my other two specialists though. I normally use Seafood Stew when doing 3.5* crafts.

Good job, dude

>boring
how is in check with reality and not using video games to inflate your ego boring
>sexless
what
if you can't be around or talk to the opposite sex without orbiting them you need to calm the fuck down

Spiders don't bite you in your sleep, you're safer if you go to bed.