Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Mastermind edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/23972
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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last.fm/user/Doomraida
youtube.com/watch?v=01bYEelwwHc
youtube.com/watch?v=ixwXxY9Isqg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Smoking with a queen And she popped a bean Call my niggas over, and let her fuck my team And I'm taking drags From the volcano bag Pop off a couple of Mollies, reaching for the hash I'm so fucked up, playing PS3 I'm bout to start a fire, Juicy J TNT Mansion in Tennessee Drinking on Hennessy And my crib in Cali look like a dispensary Toss that roach, where the lighter Kief in the blunt, nigga get higher

I _NEED_ TO BREED SAJEDENE

last.fm/user/Doomraida

Rate my music taste dotards :3

>Licking is a means of social bonding. Kittens groom each other, and older cats who aren't related but get along well also spend time grooming one another. Often they'll get the spots that are hard for a cat to reach by themselves, such as the top of the head and inside the ears.

Do you think Gondar and Azwraith groom each other? Would Sun Wukong join them despite being more of a monkey?

is this the shitposting general?

Can the holograms see the crowd?

>black skinhead
ma nigga

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you got a folder of her you could share fampai?

Post your favorite hero and why you like them.

>first hero I've played in a match
>STR hero that likes to go in and fuck shit up
>good at killing heroes at all stages of the game
>motherfucking 100% damage illusions

>American
>NA
>Dota

>america so shit at dota they have to widen the scope to "na" to stay relevant

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>he doesn't have maxed out versatility

no but I might just start one

>waifu
>waifu
>waifu
>I'm blessed by RNGesus
>I like grumpy chicks
>I dated a edgy emo chick who cuts herself for the lols
>waifu

>can confidently meme in the mid or offlane
>god tier trilaner
>huge snowball potential
>play like a normal support when doing bad
>play like a ganking mid when ahead
>higher kill potential than most mid or carry heroes for 60%+ of the game
>first hero I spammed
>makes you good at micro
>free wins with a competent draft or cm drafter
>sounds rad
>is a bird
>BAVI

do people hate PPD solely because he embodies everything they are not? he is successful, popular with women, a jock, not a total loser, and rich. it would honestly make since as to why so many NEETs here hate him, he is like the cool dude in high school they could never be because they were too busy sitting inside playing WoW and watching anime while people like PPD were out partying and living the life

Problem is you can only lastpick him otherwise you get to play against nothing but AoE and cleave because everyone knows how strong uncountered CK is.

Is Dota going to die next year?

What game are we moving on to, dotards?

>disdain for all others
>rices or fights as needed
>plays any role
>outplay opponents with superior micro
>solokill enemies with 0 risk
>tilts players into oblivion effortlessly
>wins almost every game when played correctly

Why does she have a swastika in her left eye

tfw I played dota for 10 years and never ever bothered to try LoL , HoN or play CS full time.
I'm gonna die a dotard aren't I?

>Spooky Skeleton
>Shoots Flaming fucking arrows at people
>Gets deceptively tanky when he eats a big creep
>Can 2/3-shot supports, and 3/4-shot cores when he gets Deso
>Can Kill shit all game
>Is a spooky skeleton
> Icefrog will over-buff him in 6.89

Post winning lane combos, and why. Here's some examples:
>Viper + Veno
>DoT and slows forever, infinite harass
>Necro + Omni
>Endless health and sustain, double Arcane Boots, Pure damage
>Pugna + Ogre
>Amplified magic damage, stun+slow keeps enemy in place long enough for Nether Blast to hit, and get more seconds off of Life Drain, while Ignite wears away at them

Is Arc Warden still an MMR rotflstomper?

I'm 3k and pretty shit, but Arc was an auto win. Do I have to play more carefully or is he still a fucking beast?

>Sven+Lina
Double Stun AoE
>Huge magic dmg, can give Sven a huge lead to end the game by 25 mins
> Sven+Lina>Sven+CM

>play fps games mmos fighting games fifa etc
>wish instead all those turbo trash games i just played dota instead and would make mad bucks now

i even went to lans in tekken lmao won some mousepads or other shit thanks esports 10 years ago

are you two 2k or something?

were those mousepads the ones with soft titties attached at least?

>can help team get kills even when on the other side of the map
>amps autoattack damages
>quick and easy slows and vision
>stun that lasts quite a bit if it manages to take effect
>I C E B L A S T

Yes

154099305

man we get that the hero is fucking autowin literally but you need us to fucking spoonfeed the fuck out of your throat

cmom man we get that youre noob but dont be this dense

why even bother with birthday cakes at this point

hell why even bother with birthdays

and why is the mother bothering with trying to make her son happy

can parents stop giving a fuck about their children if the children are trash, please. My mom has no reason to still love me.

What is that even supposed to mean you piece of shit?

I think it this way, Arc Warden is a hero with an Ult that essentially DOUBLES his networth. Also it's easier to win 2v9 than 1v9

>7k mmr average match
you learn something new erryday

Pretty much. I got 60% winrate with him, and by far the worst hero to play against is Lion.
>aoe stun
>hex that instakills illusion
>mana drain instakills illusion
It fucking sucks. Check this 4.

154099670

sub 3k in dota
sub 3k in reading comprehension lel

off urself my man, literally no future

@154099590

they should change his name to assfucker

>shit on the enemy mid
>if you cant shit on the enemy mid you can always fuck off to jungle
>the "fuck you" build featuring aghs and lens and greaves
>the "fuck this person in general" featuring dagon hex and even eblade still
>linken memes
>greaves memes
>glimmer memes
>shiva memes

>literally cant have a discussion on d2g about him because people think he's either super broken or super trash

Sister I'm so disappointed on how you turned out after our parents kicked us out of the house , Crystal """Maiden""" my ass.

>it's a your mom invites your grandparents, your uncle, aunt and cousins to the restaurant for your birthday episode

>my ass.
with pleasure

>GIVE ME THE MIDLANE
>GIVE ME ALL THE FARM
>I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE

What do you think it's like to be a girl knowing that every red blooded male around you wants to bend you over and fuck you with their cock?

>still no LAN in the horizon

this abstinence is killing me

Have you seen ppd before he was rich?
He was the embodiment of a nerd.

>LOSE
maybe if ur trash kid :-)

fuck you faggots why did nobody tell me matumba was streaming

youtube.com/watch?v=01bYEelwwHc

wtf i like hitman now

yes of course he's OP as fuck

Has this bugged for someone else or am I truly this good?

are the fucking servers down?

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funn1k confirmed reddits guy

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Gimme the Sajedene pics lads. She's fairly average but somehow gets me going like crazy (also applies to Bubu).

пo фaктy 99 пpoцeнтoв лyны- этo 1 пpoцeнт пo лyннoмy фaктy нacpaннoгo мнe в poт

its the lips mane

>confirmed reddits

he fucking psoted there, are u dmub r smth lmao

you mean ours? not sure where you're getting at there lad

This, post dota sluts

I don't see anything wrong here. Diffusal is like the most cost effective damage item for agi heroes. Blink is good for getting out after using ult.
To the trench with you.

who is it?
I know who like 5 of the players in this match are but not the omni

hahaha lmao

>Puck will never manhandle you

I don't know.

His nick is 1101.

Naix went Vlad -> Radiance in the

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>caring about honeypots when everythings a honeypot
>even TI

smhfampai, didnt you know dota is dead now that EG got dismantled by EU but EU was actually NA then they got destroyed by CN so they became EU again and then everyone disbanded in CN meaning theres no good regions anymore, since SEA cannot be a good region.

Typical non-PPD blogfanner.
Go watch HS if you care about competitive

I think you're right. Both of them have this :3 thing going on.

tell us your stupid but fun builds that win you games

5 bfuries ember

Wings still exists with the same roster

Blink, 2x Battlefury, 2xDaed Tusk

buttblasted amerishart that bot btfo by animefaggots going at his shitpost samefaggin for like what

14th day?

MODS ARE ASLEEP

QUCIK

POST FARM VACUUMS

>wins mid with kill potential
>almost immortal if you are good
>dank cleave rampages
>1v5 and wins
Balance in all things

Got reported several times for tranquil, mek, vlads, veil on huskar when i am at 80% win with the build

U think Kuku's wife got gangbanged after this

whats the point of not getting armlet on huskar?
the items you get are fine, but whats the point of not getting item that changes him into a completlly different better version of himself?

i think lifesteal is overrated on him for example, but he is unplayable without armlet

you cant rosh you cant farm you canto do anything

Been watching the videos on the dota 2 youtube channel. I don't watch competitive play.

Who the fuck is Dendi and is he a meme?

>iceiceice stack team
>jimmy+mushi fnatic

SEA is shaping up to be an incredible region for the next major season. It's too bad that Poopy memed MVP Phoenix into the dumpster so he can secure more of that literally free top 16 money at TI.

This post is bait.

mid player for the most popular team in history
poster boy for dota2

NO
MRS KUKU IS PURE

>Can chill out wherever
>Get some spiders
>Push a lane
>Get some more spiders
>Push a bit more
>Trying to run away? Fuck you you're now spiders
>Spiders

Seriously who doesn't love spider mobs?

i just discovered a free win strategy using a sort of unpopular hero and unorthodox item build

23-2 so far with it in ranked, picking it first

and im not telling any of you fucking retards LMFAO have fun in 2.5k u shitters

Is there ever a game where ember goes maelstroms instead of cleave?

youtube.com/watch?v=ixwXxY9Isqg

>mfw it will be a long time until Xboct+Puppey+Dendi tier team comes.

oh how I wish that Team DK had stuck together.

yeah the ones where he doesnt want to win

Would you fuck her?

Nah I just don't know shit

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i want to lick whipped cream of that belly

Dude was the mid player of most dominant DOTA 2 team so far.

Still plays for Natus Vincere.

Has not changed team not once during DOTA 2, the only player to stick in one team.

Still a good player competively.

Probably not, no.

Besides, the feeling of exploding someone into spiders is better than sex.

>demon is now a honorary pinoy aka strongest race in the world
How can the others even compete?

>Two minute no buyback respawn timer

That's all