Guild Wars 2 General /gw2g/

Selfies Edition

Old >I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
gw2dungeons.net/
dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
gw2bltc.com/
gw2shinies.com/
gw2spidy.com/
gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
tooltips.thatshaman.com/
tyria3d.com/
gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W

Guild Wars 2 Veeky Forums Guilds:

NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Aktium, Amarin Luxtail, Mo Zing Miko, Kandra Wildfire, Strider Of Spring, or Dex Mindwrack

-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.

Other urls found in this thread:

mmohuts.com/news/guild-wars-2-ember-bay-beyond-pax-prime-2016-preview/
guildwars2.com/en/news/world-vs-world-skirmishes-arrive-on-september-9/
mmorpg.com/newsroom.cfm/read/41286/Colin-Johanson-Lands-at-Amazon-Game-Studios.html
pastebin.com/UQ18g7zB
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

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1st for beloved Vae turning his wheels again!

There's only 2 active guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP, please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading.

Here's a couple handy links on what to expect in future updates.

mmohuts.com/news/guild-wars-2-ember-bay-beyond-pax-prime-2016-preview/

guildwars2.com/en/news/world-vs-world-skirmishes-arrive-on-september-9/

I'll make it one day

mmorpg.com/newsroom.cfm/read/41286/Colin-Johanson-Lands-at-Amazon-Game-Studios.html

if we're starting off with mcharr

post vuncia

tfw getting kicked from HOPE was enough to make jugg post a bullshit list 1-2 times every thread

I hope nobody messes with this kid, he means business

She's retired.
Also I deleted my sqat folder. Jugg probably has the largest collection of sqat pics now.

>talk about Vae recovering
>this obsessive furfag wants to turn back the wheels

You should rethink your life, famalam.

Good luck.

>when your mimefu puts you in an invisible box for bullying her breadstick too much

>She's retired.

Rat posters are so quirky and funny, I love you guys.

I kept what was sentimental to me at least.

Seems I've dropped my brain on the way here. Picking up from last thread:

It's fun. Seeing burn ticks everywhere and the aoe on justice's passive when traited is too silly. Coupled with traited symbols you can drop seige squatters before they can react. Even wall of reflection procs justice, so dropping that shit on gates dumps burns on the enemy.

What about ones with cheetahfu

I kept all of them

Is the qt granny asura and moa pair in the game at all or is it just official writefaggotry?

>There are lewd HOPE boys RN pretending to be little rat girls and dating through a video game


smfh tbqfh fampai

I'm sorry for kicking you jugg, I still think I did the right thing anyway though

How do you guys know its Jugg?

>kicked jugg years before he was kicked from FUN
you're just ahead of your time dros

venomblade told us

>venomblade told us

You guys re-invited him back to HOPE?

SMFH Boobthier

no he's still kicked, he told us in his kickedfromHOPE discord

also there was one time where jugg accidentally spammed that copy pasta instead of doing caturday, so thats a pretty odd coincidence

>mfw I went to Salma for the first time yesterday
>mfw it was just a bunch of neckbeards roleplaying as lesbians

>lesbians


I wish they were that normal user.They all have dicks and are some kind of trap or futa abominations.

>not wanting to suck pretend lesbian dick with your neckbeard bros

what do you even do for fun then?

Christ I didn't get that close to them to find out. I just wanted to show up and roleplay a certain type of character. I just wanted to have some good hearted fun and get a laugh. Instead I stumbled upon degenerate activities. Why does everything with some of you have to be le epic lewd xD

yep

>tfw no mcharr husbando
>tfw no futanornfu

thats what general RP is familio, everyone is roleplaying a sad sac of shit that goes to the bar to pick up skanks, if you want real rp, you either want to set it up yourself, or find a guild for it

It was a bunch of pervert edgelords showing up and trying to play le quiet type xD standing by the bar trying to romance everyone.

oh god thats worse

What lewd things do they do???

>venomblade told us
i remember one time he was telling everyone that edarkness was black

he told us by posting logs of him and jugg talking on steam

I agree with you, he is a retard

>can't RP anymore because I can't just only RP in a game, yet the game is too shit to play
>had two really nice/fun/cute stories and characters respectively running at once, but they collectively demanded so much time commitment
>futanornfu lewd meta is easier than this game's pvp
It's all dead inside. I can't imagine sinking so much time in this activity. It's irresponsible after a point. I return to Lothric.

>tfw breaking out of the Noble's Folly boundary and getting the entire depopulated VB part to yourself
Best 1000 gems I ever spent.

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So where do I go for some real RP?

erp

>just now realized the Salty Sea Dog achievements are temporary
>Only have until Oct 3 to do them
Fuck me. I was hoping to grab these after the next balance patch because this meta is cancer. For what fucking purpose is this limited time.

Hold hands. Kiss. Go swimming. Have picnics and they even do sex!

I'm a collector of cool instances and shit.

Literally the only reason I did Chuka was because I wanted the tiger den, then figured I might as well finish the rest.

This reminds me. Please post more old pre release /gw2g/ images.

A big table at a friend's house, with some dice, pizza, and your beverage of choice.

Everything else is just masturbatory keyboard vomiting.

D&D is for losers though.

Join a discord or enjin site associated with an RP guild/group. Believe me or not, but I got my best contacts and experiences from the DN discord. Either that or contact a friend who you know RPs.

Found some patch notes for next week. Seems the content drought has ended. Legit or no?
pastebin.com/UQ18g7zB

En Guarde!

no it's fun, and once you reach a certain age nobody cares how nerdy your interests are.

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>ywn eat pizza with rikki and roll a natural 20

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DUDE BRO LETS PLAY POKEMON GO LMAO

Super adventure box is not new content. It is rehashed bullshit

ecksdee buy those fucking infinite use coins and retarded 8bit animal miniatures you fucking goy cucks roflmfao

I think the implication was that she will eventually appear (prolly in the background), or at lest her adventures will continue regularly.

Yea, right. Remember Modus Sceleris? Remember Moto's story? Remember Dessa's origins?

I want to feed a thicksura after her workout

I want to go on a nice date with a Canthan.

At least SAB is better than nothing...

I want Colin back.

Sure thing user. Have mfw running into the sheer amount of sustain druids have, or DHs being able to rotate blocks so that they're vulnerable about 10% of the time.

>bringing a festival back for a week
This would be weird if true. Also I don't think they've ever put a weapon skin at the price of 7 tickets before.

Colin was weak. Anet died in 2011.

thats the joke

no thank you I never downloaded it

This is probably the only cute rat I've seen.

You make my rat sad.

Post it. I'll judge.

>Slutle
>cute

that's not my name...

>drosera posts in bdog

I can't. I'm not at my PC. She will just stay sad.

I want to make her feel better! Be sure to post her later!

im like half triggered right now, cause wot le fuck is this post

yea I play bdo and gw2 if that wasn't obvious

that includes posting in their generals since I am a degenerate and nymphomaniac

It will be many, many hours but I may.

It can be, starting now.

shut up nerd
1v1 me

so im wanting to start playing and i know nothing about the classes or the gameplay but ive played a lot of wow and it cant possibly be worse

how do i gw2??

pick any race and gender, make any class (besides thief and mesmer), and start playing

but I'm bad at pvp... I'm more of a cooperative kind of person..

fem asura are what im doing cause kyuuuuute~~ but i dont know what class to pick

my favorite is Elementalist! It's a nice magic casting class. Necro is a very good class for beginners because of the second healthbar, and it's more close-ranged than ele in most cases.

CUTE

i kinda like the idea of summoning a bunch of spookies to do the work for me

can i do that?

Yes! Necromancer has many minion choices, although they will never do more damage than you

Reminder that if you have a necro you must make them edgy and sickly. Don't make a cute necro I swear to CHRIST

Yes, you can. It's not the best spec, but it's very much doable.

But cute necros are best necros, user!

holy crap, is that a zergling with a skullface?

Basically, yes.

>when you're trying to explain something to a bookah

iktf

wat do u smells like?

aspen tree

converse damn it

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gotta advertise for those gemstore skins

I imagine they smell like sand and cooking oil

Sitting by a comfy fire.

qt
im enjoying the peace and serenity of this lovely little waterfall