/srg/ officially the last thread ever

good riddance

The Grind Monkey is immunized against all dangers: one may call him birdxbrain, bansheexscreech, minexcraft, marxistxmonkey or above it all, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him grindxmonkey and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

I'd say I'm going to miss you, speedrunning, but with all the cucking and narcissaing it's just become depressing to follow it all. RIP.

who is we?

before /srg/ dies, i just wanna say that trannykeys is still a man and will always be a man

lost it at work and now i have to eat lunch alone

Speedrunning is a tranny hobby. You're all trannies, I'm not tracking your genders anymore, original or new. Just "tranny". Your pronouns are tranny, tranny and tranny.

When the SpeedRunning General dies, will it be replaced by the Speed Entertainment General?

The WCSR will run wild brother.

PS4 pro = free WRs

- reddit

*runs a PS4 game on my new PS4 Pro*
world record!

This bullshit doesn't happen with communties who have their shit together and standardize.

just make a /v/erg thread on /v/ if you really feel like speedgossiping

Yeah, all the smartest communities (like Resident Evil 4) realize that separating by platform is the best way of handling things :v)

You guys know this is already a thing with different PS2 models, right? If I recall, the 90001 model is the fastest for load times.

-exposed grindxmonkey

Well the Bloodborne community already decided that hardware modification is a-ok since the first guy who did it was popular enough to have his lackeys defend him and the majority of the community were too spineless to exclude him. So this new console won't generate any issues for those shitters (other than having to setup a new donation incentive).

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good times

funniest thing is remembering that fluke_bitchwater actually claimed that he would run donky 2 LMAO

Best times

i love my girlfriend

twitch didn't change a single bit since those good times impressive

I just wanna say thank you all for making this possible, without srg I wouldn't be able to afford my soylent and penis removal and now I am finally a woman

Cutting off your dick just makes you a man with no penis. How pathetic.

surely there are more memes to post before srg dies?

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[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

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SERG dies otnight

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What did he mean by this?

time to apologize

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Posting in the last thread. It's been fun, boys. Time to pack it up.

she had cancer. u guys were being fucking assholes

RIP serg

And lo, though this chapter of our speedlives doth come to a close; let us not regret the whirl rekkys that could have been or that never will be, let us not scorn the transgendered shitshow that has come to pass; let us fondly remember the good times, the 1:43's, the smallest chances of 1 5 5's, the MRRL times.

Let us pray.

> How many hours of my life have I wasted playing this fucking piece of shit goddamned game?
> Just so I can get world records and feel good about myself.
> It's a fucking joke.
> That's the only reason people speedrun, really.
> So they can get a world record.
> No one who speedruns is a fucking millionaire. You know, fucking hot bitches and doing actually important things in life.
> Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate, and getting world records is the only way they can feel good about themselves.
> How many fucking hours have I wasted doing this bullshit? It's so stupid. It's pathetic.
> All I fucking do is waste my life away trying to get world records for a temporary goddamn high which will last, fucking, you know, a week or so.
> Until it goes away.
> And Ace exposes me for the world record shitter I am.
> Fucking hell, dude.
> It's a complete joke.
> Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.

Amen.

>48:01
huh

Just wondering
But do any speed runners have successful day jobs?
Only thing I really know of is that Duke's father is rich

hurtin stream

Runnerguy has a six-figure engineering job at his father's company. Assuming you want to count him as a speedrunner.

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why wouldn't you count him as a runner? it's literally in his name.

because hes not a complete loser

>can't even DIE fast

that was last thread
this is the memorial thread

Can we get chibi to officiate the memorial? He can stream it if he wants to.

someone needs to reach out to our boy and get him to send the general in peace

Would love to see that DESU

What if someone makes a new thread?

well now we have to
only chibi can put serg to rest

Serg is about to be dead by daylight.

Don't tell her what to do

Mike Monoyama has a successful profession

>/srg/ dying before cosmo

not going to happen

She's stronger than you

>all dime does anymore is play that shit game
hurts right here familia

right in the cockles

>tfw srg is going to cease to exist

youtube.com/watch?v=HvuESZmjNak

Is it sucking dicks?

It's running one of the most successful events in the competitive video games scenes.

The International?

delete this

at least serg was useful to launch the career of droneykeys, the alt-right propagandist

she would look so cute with earrings :3

grindxmonkey

birdxlaugh

newfag here
what exactly is happening

is cronikeys the next witwix, just using us to become popular?

bansheexscreech

I'm a tourist, what the fuck is going on exactly? Is speed running dead?

ticking down to the final hours

explain though
why

so who the fuck is going to tweet chibi

he blocked me

severe lack of y_

this general is

'speedrunning' is a really broad topic
this general is directionless and pointless

speedrunners tend to only be interested in the specific games that they run
this general is just e-celeb gossip

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squid's incessant grind monkeying killed speedgaming
ion tried to save us

serg

good fucking riddance

If she would just start advocating for the good guys in politics, I'm sure she could make it far on Twitch.

about fucking time

youtube.com/watch?v=xl2shdijDGk

it's over

bye doggos

being second place by a large margin isn't saving anything

i will force this thread into life if it's the last thing i do

I dedicate this swan song to every tranny nutter out there

youtube.com/watch?v=M_2-ERxUFSE

kill yourself squid obessor