/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Reckless Driving Edition

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>Thread archive
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>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.35
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548

>Latest content added
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52651/double-gta-rp-rockstar-stunt-races-3-new-entourage-mode

nth for more shitboxes pls

early get for late night crime solving

kys

me in the background preparing to rape that sweet ass

>tfw never

never

>tfw no GTAIV-style Comet or Turismo

Joacimot has the best looking female character in /GTAG/

Prove me wrong.

Pro tip:
You Can't

so why exactly do I need "a bunch" of 10 car garages? Do you guys just keep duping them and storing the dupes in the garages or something? The step-by-step just looks like you're supposed to immediately sell the dupe so idk why multiple garages is necessary.

so many good cars that could be ported from 4 to 5
>here have a shit jag and aston along with a 5 more butt ugly supers

You want to store the dupes, that well you can sell them all in one batch. If you immediately sell the dupe, you'll either have to wait 45 minutes to sell another dupe (and very soon reach the limit per day, thus limiting your profit) or do a sale timer skip glitch which on PC requires leaving the server, which will obviously mean you lose the car you're using for duping. Multiple garages is necessary as fuck to make a decent profit, though as long as you have at least 3 slots you will be making a bit of profit (selling a car is ~50% of the money you put into it).

Bassykins

Snap is the SEX

is Humane Raid the worst heist?

>female

Nirah
Kaz

>kaz

no one likes kaz for any reason

Only if you have the most shit taste imaginable.

Kaz is alright looking but nothing impressive really.

>Nirah
t. Nirah

shit taste, worst is series a followed by prison break

You know what's amazing? Not the same guy, but I've never played Series A or Prison Break all the way through. I just never want to do it, they're always boring as fuck to play and randoms seem to fuck them up the most.

The more dupes you make from the car you upgrade the more you profit.

prison break isn´t that bad for the first heist, apart from the tutorial one, but it´s easy to fuck up with randoms

and series a is boring as hell, not to mention trevor being a retard and the pay is shit, especially for being the one that leads up to pacistan

humane pays decently and is probably the easiest

why can´t we choose how we execute it like in sp?

>why can´t we choose how we execute it like in sp?
That would be too much fun, user. Plus, then you might be able to figure out more ways to save time when doing it.

It took them over a year of promises, backpedaling, and outright lying to bring out the heists we have now. I doubt there would even be heists at this point if they added multiple approaches to each one.

In terms of how miserable it is to complete Prison Break is the worst
In terms of actual Heist quality, Series A literally just feels like a F&F Sell mission
>I got millions of dollars of diverse product sitting in a warehouse
>I got just about every player in the state looking for it, and looking for the people who stole it

When do I get my assless chaps, Rockstar?

>Kaz
It has a man face though

I think Blater is getting cucked

I think you're all pathetic for caring about tranny avatars.

What's more pathetic, the people who play trannys or the people who constantly post to whine about trannys?
The answer is (You)

I think Snap is getting cucked

>Wanting Blaters used goods

You know that none of them are actually girls, right? You don't have to white knight this hard for guys on the internet playing as trannies in a video game.

Fuck off with this shit

I think it's well established that they are all men, keep whining about it though, it's really putting an end to it.

>Only post if you're going to circlejerk with us otherwise you're whining.
Nice projection, my man.

The people who play as trannies and do fucking roleplay and that gay shit. Your father should have beaten you more.

So what has your incessant bitching accomplished?
I haven't seen any of them roleplay, maybe you just wish they would give you attention.

What has your white knighting accomplished?

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>Reckless Driving Edition

How exactly am I white knighting? I legit want to know what your endgame is with your shitposting.

rude much???

How exactly am I bitching? I legit want to know what your endgame is with your shitposting.

>____ got cucked xD :3
>this is my waifu!!!
>____ is cute !!
Kill yourself faggot.

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>killing a white blipped person in passive mode
For what purpose

Trust me, he did something bad. I just can't remember right now

Homo'd a Buzzard that was nowhere near him, then tried to kill people from his kuruma

Sometimes people are just dicks regardless of blip color.

#NotAllWhiteBlips

Every red blip started off white.

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>tfw getting cucked

>HURT

Fuck off.

Test

He was also OTR jet shitting

cmon man...

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>no carrying handle-equipped AR in the game
fug

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What's worse? Nullphaggot's constant "it's not my fault", or Kazshitter's constant "rude"

y havent u PCucks killed urselves yet?

>He thinks anyone posts this stuff un-ironically
>He doesn't realize people are posting this stuff for half-assed laughs

>le just pretending

Blater's "I have a 8 inch dick btw"

Exactly

Nice damage control

That's pretty big.

Fuck off, blater

Agreed

His life is so shit that the only thing he has to brag about is his penis, which I bet is just average looking and he's trying to show off like someone gives a fuck.
Also aside from Catower, I'm pretty sure some other /gtag/ members that are male have seen it, maybe 'cause he forced them.

It's how you become a comm. You gotta suck dick.

Krop sure is obsessed

Piss off, krop

anyone up for heists ?

I joined a few months ago ( gtag pc ), did all the heists except the last one I believe with some of you guys, it was nice.

Also I'm up for whatever missions are well scenarized or fun outside of heists.

I'm online soon, sc :
-Grurk

>join pacstan heist finale with randoms
>host splits payout 25/25/25/25

bro as fuck

correction sc is :
Grurk-

>-Username
>Username-
Ew, no thanks

I got it, don't worry. See you online, Glerk.

thanks m8s

>tfw Rockstar only gave us 5 heists

Thank fuck, imagine how boring and shitty the new heists would be?

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I wish we had more
Flecca is easy as balls and babbys first heist
Prison is only playable with a few friends and payout is horse shit
Humane is alright. Not great, but alright
Series is absolute horse shit. It's basically a contact missions compilation
Pacific is only fun for the finale and even then everybody just hops into a kuruma and that's that

That's not me

Play as a guy werid boy

No that's the first one

Friendly reminder that Nessi ruined /gtag/

i think mradonis is getting cucked

how so?

add me to pc crew turbenmaster :)

Who? What does this have to do with GTA?

piss4 /gtag/

So what does it have to do with GTA?

He's PS4 crew leader.

>reminder PCucks ruined /gtag/

So what does it have to do with GTA?

He's like blater, but an inch smaller.

So what does it have to do with GTA?

So what does it have to do with GTA?

y havent u PCucks killed yourselves yet? youre all banned from a ded game nd ur shit circlejerk is ded fuck off