Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/ /gulag/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
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Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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First for anime!

Why does AC feel so underwhelming?

So is there like an "standard" build with underlord yet?

because its made for killing towers not heroes

Why is life so shit?

because it doesn't do flashy big red numbers

Why are half of reddit's posts complaints? Valve fix, valve fix that, Volvo pls, lietrally shut THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT

VIRUS!

why are you posting aboout reddit here

UMMM
DOTURDS?
twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991

Couldn't notice the difference really

because you refuse to do new and interesting things with new and interesting people

Gorillion gold to remove the armor aura from an enemy mek or blads.

a common mistake

it's betting?

>team NP
>envy mid

holy shit how bad will they be lol, you simply will never win if your mid is calling the shots.

how do I transition from Pos 5 Dazzle to a Pos 2 Juggernaut, I'm sick of being shit for not breathing right

>this reaction time by sing
embarassing desu

remember that one time envy left c9 and they ended up doing better than ever without him for a period?

what if there was an item like mek that decreased enemy health and armor

By learning how to support and yelling at your supports until they are 9k

>how bad will they be
they have envy mid
should answer your question

what if there was an item like arcanes that gave a small heal when casting

so who will actually be retarded enough to play with rEEtard?

>it's a there are people in d2g who think kelly, soe, jess and sheever are 10/10's episode

for what purpose

a bunch of tier Z shitters exactly like c9 again
in a year people will start looking at envy again since he'll be the shining star in his turd team, so another tier 2 team will take him on board like secret did

What if there was an item like mango but it gave damage and is used to heal

Dear d2g. What characters do you think are sleeper op.
I think it's spirit breaker

what if you could buy an item to be allowed to crit buildings

Omniknight is 60% winrate in EVERY SINGLE BRACKET

>radiance rush on non-illusion hero

some na pubstars that have never been on a real team before
most likely the only people he could think

his mind works in mysterious ways

chiseled like a greek god

Why oh why do I get flamed for leaving a 1v3 offlane?

>you're letting the carry free farm!

He'll free farm either way.

>lone druid
>the one true king

dotards....

>what is lone druid
>what is alchemist

>it's a sjokz episode

how the fuck did he miss Sumail?
what the fuck is this guy doing in TI?
How the hell did he get a team to hire him?

Our lord and savior clq is streaming right now

what if there was an item like manaboots but for health instead of mana

what if there was an item like tango but it gave damage

Lots of reddit went on Veeky Forums at one point or the other. I went on Veeky Forums freshman-senior year of HS, reddit through college, and now that I've graduated I use both

You mean Mek?

>normal skill
>high skill once in a while

>pretty much every high skill game I have one or more of those really weird accounts, seemingly high skill, but who play like total dog shit
>check dotabuffs
>around 45% winrate, it never fails

how is this fair

how, everytime I get a slightly better ranked game, am I supposed to carry such game losing players ?

because thats what they are, I'm not saying I'm amazing with my 52%, but if you're under 50 you're literally a game losing player.

And I'm not exageratting on those percentages.

last game I had two 43% winrate players.

and its the worst shit, like complaining about wards when I buy several no matter the hero I'm playing, or them going 4v5 and dying one by one then pinging me because I'm in base, healing, because like 90% of my games, past a certain point in the game I'm the only one able to push and take risks, and leave my side of the map while my 2 or 3 or more carries are all farming jungle camps at 35minutes into the game

I cant take it anymore, honestly I cant

what if there was an item like ghost scepter but for magic instead of physical

>Alchemist
>non-illusion hero
lmao

what if there was an item like veil but for physical instead of magic

>ee has been on a tier1/2 team consistently for the past 3-4 years
>somehow thinking EE is bad

is this bait or something? or just 2k retards who dislike a person so much they have a distorted view of reality

>LoL
Normie esports
>Warcraft
ohh, shiny new expansion
ohh Blizzard
>CoD
norme esports
populated almost exclusivly by those under the age of 17 and FaZe clan
>Hearthstone
normie esports
ohh, Blizzard
>Overwatch
ohh, shiny new thing
ohh, Blizzard
>CS:GO
Don't have a cynical excuse for this one, anybody have any ideas?

>rad bots manta octarine alchemist
why would you do this? is it ti4?

what if there was an item like rapier but dropped on respawn instead of death

what if there was a bottle but for mana instead of hp

What if Mana Leak killed like Rupture?

what if there was an item like gem but instead of revealing invis it made your whole team invis

what if midas worked on buildings

what if there was a ward but instead of giving vision it made fog of war

what if d2g has good posters

Normie esports

>Be Alchemist
>Go 0-7
>Still have highest networth
>Still end up winning
>This is considered balanced
What a hero.

what if my life werent meaningless

...

what if I replied to you

Oh that's right, FaZe has a CS;GO 'team'

I hate FAZe and hope they all OD and kill themselves

what if there was a hero like pugna but useful instead of useless

>octarine
>ti4

To be fair, they're really shit and can't even make it to t1 tournaments.

How do I improve this?
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=717098548

Not surprised

what if terrorblade could sunder the ancient

user

How do we fix her?

What if there was a hero like Zeus but with 4 skills instead of 1?

make her a Futa Loli

What if some kind user can give me sauce

YOO

Who is this peepee prowler?

lol gay

>dead
>check to see if im in the right thread
>maybe someone made two again hehe stupid dotards
>nope this is the only one

>Another fucking game lost because team 100% refuses to push with an early lead into the enemy team full of enemy hard carries
>Another fucking game lost because team 100% refuses to push at all until the enemy is 6 slotted
>Another fucking game lost because the enemy did more pushing in 70 seconds than your team in 40 minutes

Does anyone else full on hate this game but still play it? I realized these last couple games it's been literally just hundreds of minutes of being mad and pissed off, even when winning it's not satisfying because the MM is a joke and it's just butchering peruvians.

I just don't enjoy it, at all. The games lately have been even worse, it's suckd the little bit of joy I had for this game out.

How to not be 100% irrelevant as puck after 20 minutes?

veil

aghs or shivas

buy items

puck post-aghs is still one of the stronger disablers in the game if you itemized properly and got decent farm

when are we going to see him play comp again?

Is this the hardest to play invis hero in the game?

he requires you to actively preassure the map as soon as you hit lvl 6/7, that kind of play is above 99% of dota players

I know this feeling
>we're winning this ranked match team now all we gotta do is get one tower on high ground
>I know this may be hard but we been wrecking all match and our PA has Ages we can do this

>PA leaves to Jungle right when we enter the fight
>Pudge goes AFK during the fight
>Sniper goes in first and gets killed
>Crystal Maiden ults outside of battle at hand
I think about running away but do my best at lowering the health so PA could get all the kills and destroy barracks
That's when I realise PA is nowhere to be found and the enemy team is almost dead all of them

I didn't even get mad I just asked PA why
why ;_;

>NP.ppd

ee and ppd hate each other

>PPD is joining NP

LMAO

twitter.com/NPDotA/with_replies

HOLY SHIT ITS TRUE LMAO

What is NP? I am a normie and can't follow the latest NEET news

kill yourselves

EEs new team which PPD just announced he is joining on stream

>PPD's master plan was to join a team with EE on it

worried_laughter.jpg

NiP.ppd

>EE and PooPeeDee on the same team
I never thought id live to see the day

ppd isnt even strim right now