/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Jamison Fawkes!

I want to kiss Genji all over!

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There's already a thread up:

With all the posting in the last thread I hope at least one of you reminded people to prepare for November's shitstorm

Kissing, hand-holding and cuddling, nothing more.
She's too pure.

that was made after

this thread has more replies and was made earlier, fuck off tracer fag

>700 replies

Heal grandma

But her vagina is delicious!

But not 750.

This is one of the worse ones I've seen.

I wish she had a skin with her hood down that wasn't bright ugly white.

That metal thong is there to offer extra protection to her purity.
No Pharah lewding pls.

>tfw 98th percentile on Mercy
I LOVE playing Mercy :3

The way she holds her gun like a baby is adorable.

winston buffs when

This, it is designed so that only Dr. Angela Ziegler can remove it.

Quick question, when your hero takes a big gasp of air, is it because they just took a big hit or is it because they are in critical health? I can't figure it out.

NEW THREAD

>shadshit ruining OW
Stop it.

>Taunting with peanut butter heals you a little bit
Fixed?

>it's a "I'm the healer and I can do no wrong and it's never my fault when we lose because I'm the healer" episode

good job user

If you're talking about the one right when the edges of the screen go red, then that's critical health.

It's because I'm plunging my cock deep inside of them.

Because Mercy is also a professional gynecologist. Stay clean ladies!

>"Pharah, surrender that armor to Helix Securities! We are working for Talon now!"
>"I will never give it up you bastards!"
>"Very well, activate the vibrating thong!"

All is not what it seems user.

I want to protect her smile.

"D-Dr. Ziegler! I need help! My armor is...well...it's making me uncomfortable between my legs!"
"..."
"Dr. Ziegler! Dr. Ziegler! Please!"
"......."
"Why are you just smiling at me??? Wait, why are you putting your hand down the front of your pants???"

help

Why are there four generals up?

Cutest and best pairing

Because 3 wasn't enough.

waifufag autists

No. Mei is for no one.

Besides, Straylians hate chinks.

kill yourselves

Is the fucking ranking system designed to match you up with terrible teams as soon as you're about move up in rank?

Quadruple the shitposting

chastity is the best fetish

how do I bunnyhop as winston after his leap, I'm seeing some winstons skip like a stone after they leap

What do you need help with?

Ever since the patch with improved tick rate this game has been Lag City. Ping shot from 40 to 90+ consistently.

when you jump you maintain your momentum, it works with all heroes.
say if you are speed boosted by a lucio if you time your jumps right you'll keep that speed.

I can say with certainty that Shadman helped get me into Overwatch.

yeah it's one of those things that people don't complain about because they're busy talking about all the other bullshit happening in OW. I wonder if it's related to the fact that the servers are down every other day.

>Custom game
>0% ability cool down
>Harambe can fly

This is a sneaking mission.

>in comp game as mercy on eichenwalde
>get rez up as they almost cap the 2nd point
>team mates go out the door
>my ping spikes to over 1K
>can't move
>everyone dies
>we still win the match with me at 400 ping the rest of the game
phew

Wrong.

Junkrat's lying down emote is great for hiding in the corner of control points.

removing waifufags from this general

>when you have all gold medals as zenyatta

What the fuck is my team even doing?

How shit is /owg/?

strawpoll.de/3xf2yy6

VERY important poll

Woah when did strawpoll look like shit?

>Reinhardt will never wake you up in the morning like this

SOMEONE FUCKING BOOSTED ME AS MERCY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i killed bastion and roadhog.

>5 man stack in QP

wtf fuck off to fucking comp

this

diamond girls where we at

*o* $$$$

am i the only one who tries to befriend the enemy team in quickplay

Can we s̶h̶i̶t̶p̶o̶s̶t̶ share pics of our favorite waifu?

>tfw 65% win rate with torb on koth
>people still don't believe in me and i get blamed every time i do lose

Sorry

Of course. I wish there were more voicelines/emotes though; interaction was one thing TF2 had over this.

>"Peculiar, I am feeling a bit of moisture in a place I wouldn't suspect to find it.."

>use shit hero
>get surprised when people blame you when they lose

woah...

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3 Disconnects in a row?

Jesus it's going to be a rough rank night tonight.

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in one game ana constantly boosted me as junkrat. we had a rein and a roadhog. i don't know what was up with that

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I want to protect her unique smug that she only shows you, the one that is more playful rather than mock.

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can we split the general in waifufaggotry and actual discussion already

you probably stood in their way or appeared from no where, i've accidently boosted on foot d.va and lucio before.

>ping ranges from 30 to 120 in a split second constantly
>nothing else hitting my connection
If the free weekend is smooth on consoles, I'm getting it on PS4 to play with the Japs.

I dropped 150 points today. Kill me.

Can you imagine a tracer with 200hp.

This pic is really good, whose the artist?

>human face behind sombra mask
dropped

>Trying to rank up through the 3300s
>Was mostly 75+ last season
>Half my games are with actual 70+ players from last season and we win good games
>The other half of my games are with rank 55's from last season who have no idea what to do and we lose horribly

Why did Blizzard feel the need to give every rank 50 player a free pass into diamond out of placements?

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>keep getting 4 gold medals
>still lose the game

Why is this happening to me?

>been ping-ponging between 2100 and 2200 in comp
>can't make any real headway
>get match on Ilios
>teammate goes Torb
>decide to let it be, see if he's not retarded
>lost the first round so I ask if he can switch
>he mutes the voice channel
>ask him in chat to switch
>calls me a retard
>switches to Widowmaker
>we lose
>check his stats
>he's played ~25 comp matches with only Torb, Widow, and Ana and lost most of them
climbing rank is a fucking impossible task with this shit but I'm going to make diamond if it kills me
also, if you're here DoomBunny, euthanise yourself

yes, thankfully she will never ever be buffed.

Did Reyes punish Mccree by making him put on a homemade Jack Morrison mask and have him suck his dick?

>"Say it bitch, say you were the dirty slut for choosing an Egyptian whore over me!"
>"(Sobs) yes I am boss! I am!