/dsg/ Demon's/Dark Souls General

>send someone a message after cooping
>they don't respond
Why was I born? Just to suffer?

How wide do you think Lorian stretched Lothric's tight boihole?

>Oh my rubber nen

Its so gross of a thought I did anyway

looking up aota tracks on youtube doesn't yield anything better than the 160 in the paste, but the bb paste had flac dlc tracks. I didn't know it had been updated

thanks a ton user

Thanks baby~

Whatever floats your boat.

The new moon is in two days. With help gathered by last thread's closing we have gathered enough sinners successfully.

Spiral Staircase.
Rhinoceros Beetle.
Ruins Street.

Why are the Souls threads in /v/ so cringy?

Coincidentally, how many days until you start taking 7th grade math?

>All that copy pasted DS1 shit
>yet they didn't just copy paste everything
>you literally kill Gwyndolin but you can't get his set like in DS1

Why did DS3 downgrade from both 1 & 2?

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Negative four thousand four hundred nineteen days.

Don't you see the beauty in it? It was that easy to amass replies.

>Get a boss weapon in 1
>Requires special boss titanite to upgrade
>That same weapon can be found in 3
>Now only requires twinkling titanite

>this damage control

MERELY PRETENDING

We have moved beyond simple avatarfagging, we are this close to reaching a world where FCs are perfect.

Damage control is great, but the only control I seek is that of Hiro, our lord in heaven.

>Damage control

I like you Kakyoin Poster, but please accept your mistake

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhHHHhHHHHHHh

DANCER'S BUTT

UUUUuUUUUUUuUgH

Dude, your post ended in a 9.
That's an even number, what can you divine from this?

Four more enter the equation. 36 is planned.

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Hold on.
36?
That's 3 multiplied by 14.
What an unfathomable turn of events.

As a frequenter of /jojo/ I thoroughly apologise for the avatarfag, I promise we're not all like this.

Am I being meme'd? That's 42 user

>tfw you want to play Dark Souls and watch Jojo but mother says you can't until you figure out how to put the shapes in the correct holes

I swear to god if she doesn't lay off I'm going to shit my pants out of spite.
Something something yare yare daze something something za warudo meme meme meme

Sorry, Doc, you can't hide from me in another general.

what a shit thread
check this 5

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Stop.

>did not return Soul of Cinder's pre-fight respect with a bow
What pre-fight respect? Nigga just runs up fast as fuck and starts going to town on your ass.

As close as you are user, I'd never fumble in my haste to make reference to JoJo. Not only that but there's nothing to watch until Friday.

you know avatarfagging is a bannable offense so why don't we just mass report him

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People like the avatarfag are why I refuse to watch Jojo. I don't want to be a part of his kind's faggotry.

Dark Souls is full of faggots too to be fair, user. We put up with the awful, so as to enjoy the actual content.

I don't speak nipponsteel, what is she saying?

>Veeky Forums
>mods

Hello newfag. You don't think people have already done that?

>watch
Pathetic. Weak. Of impure tendencies.
Besides, you are already of /dsg/'s kind, of Veeky Forums's kind, of the internet itself and its kind.

Because I am protected.

that's probably the dumbest reason you could have for any activity which is explicitly an individual one

it's not like you can interact with anyone just by watching a television show or reading a book, you actually have to do those things separately

plus is 100% correct as well

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What the fuck do I use offhand that isn't the Grass Crest Shield? I'm trying to do a recovery build. So far I'm using Arstor's Spear combo'd with the Ring of the Evil Eye, and I've got Replenishment ready for when I take more than a little damage. Waiting on that sweet, sweet Sun Princess Ring. I don't want to keep using the Grass Crest Shield but it's just so good.

Ancient Dragon Greatshield

>Anor Londo
>*fwoosh*

>"Do your best"

nk probably bangs both their butts on a regular basis

>trying to delete random alt
>mouse goes apeshit
>at last second cursor changes to my main
>deleted char that i mastered the game with

Used shadow explorer to get files from 2 days ago (better than nothing) but game screams corrupted, can it be fixed? I don't feels like pouring +150 hours to get everything back, especially my presets.

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i honest to god hope the avatarfaggot slips into a coma.

how much of a pathetic loser do you have to be to shit up every single thread? why waste hours of your time annoying people? I can't believe i'm saying this but i honestly HONESTLY prefer lucifer over you.

also, it's people like you that make genuine jojo fans look bad

There's no /bbg/ at the moment so I'm asking here.

How the hell do you light the hanged Blood-Starved Beast in the Old Yharnam church on fire?
I've seen hosts and cooperators do it but I just can't figure it out.

Let this be a lesson to you user.

If you don't backup your shit, be prepared to lose it.

>le there are no mods ex dee
hello r*ddit

there really fucking aren't any. with the avatar faggots in /dsg/, /mgs/, and /witcher/, it's either they aren't here or they simply don't give a fuck

go up to the rafters (from the base of the hunter's ladder, I forgot his name) and hit the chain holding it up, it falls and explodes, rendering the area piss easy in the process

the enemies respawn if you die though and it's hard again, so don't do that

From is really lazy with animations. Every time you use a thrusting attack your character breaks their wrist.

I don't know how to explain it. Haven't you ever felt that way about anything before? You know someone who's an absolute cockbag, and their favorite thing in the world is X, they act as if liking X gives them amazing tastes and flaunt their tastes without restraint and that just makes you absolutely uninterested in X because you don't want to have anything to do with the asshole?

>farming Concords
Is Darkmoon Blade really that good? Or is it just that it's so hard to get Concords otherwise?

Oh I just cleared it out by hand already. I thought you lit it from the bottom.

That's awesome though. Next new game.

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Sounds like we could use a nice Story Time.

Sounds exactly like a Dark Souls 2 fag to me.

I've gotten banned before, but it stops me none.

/a/, however, is truly grueling.

Anything that isn't heavy as fug? I'm riding the fine line of almost at 70%.

I want Karla to pet my head.

I feel that way about everything everyone shows me that I didn't already know about, and even then some things that I did

don't be like me, it's retarded and a genuine nightmare

Darkmoon Blade is actually just worse than Lightning Blade, because innate magic defense is higher than lightning.

>ADGS
>heavy
Psh

Summons are incredibly rare for some people and you need darkmoon blade for the achievement

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I like these.

Alright story time:

>come to /dsg/
>the literal homosexuals from the PeeSee mustard race """community""" have shit up the thread so badly that it's almost recognizable; literally as bad as anything I've seen in Bioware/Mass Effect general
>Meanwhile, /bbg/ is totally chill and never has this big of a namefag attention-whoring problem
>Everything mustards touch turns to shit
The end.

does anybody know of anything similar in sound to the bloodborne ost (specifically gehrman/ludwig/maria/cleric beast/gascan) or dark souls (iron golem/soul of cinder/gwyn/taurus/4kings)
they give me the chills every time but I don't know where to start looking

Your storytelling needs refinement, but overall nicely done.

To be fair, I've never used it. I just assumed it was heavy because it's a greatshield. Is it the wood one or something?

yeah sure any japanese game because they all have the same soundtrack

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The one with a dragon on it

Hint: it's acquired in Archdragon peak

Hint 2: the dragon is kalameet

>he unironically thinks that console peasants are master race

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did you play demon's souls or dark souls 2

demon's souls sounds like they wrote it in 2/2 time, and dark souls 2 sounds like they didn't really want to be writing it to begin with

>can't infuse spell tools
RRRREEEEEE

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>scroll over spell catalyst on crystal infusement
>D INT scaling, lower than what it currently has while lowering spell buff
>go over to refined
>A int scaling, spell buff decreased by 2 but gained bonus is 999
>refine it
>cry and go to sleep

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>only use utility spells and non scaling buffs so spell buff is irrelevant
>infuse spell tool with simple

P L E A S E

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Do NOT bully the Ayy Lmao's

Me on the left

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luci what the fuck is this

>exactly 70%, no more no less
>fat roll

I wish Japanese weren't so lazy at making games

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