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Ana is a better version of Miracle.

>admiral cuckdog getting taught by babushka
wew
lad

cocи cyкa

nth for swecucks

Why is life so shit?

hey humans, it was brought to my attention that some stupid human nerd wanted to breed auroth, the winter wyvern.

do you even realize how stupid that idea is?

>small penis that won't reach even a fifth of the distance to the womb
>shitty human semen that will freeze on the spot unlike unfreezable wyvern semen
>dick would freeze and shatter after a couple minutes of sexual intercourse (good thing you are a premature ejaculator so you got that part covered)
>even if you somehow managed to reach the egg with your semen, there's now way a wyvern-human halfbreed could be conceived

so please stop spouting nonsense

шизик eбyчий

What's the absolute maximum tower damage possible, ie, only your hero dealing tower dmg, no creeps, no teammates.

who the fuck was that phoenix in bulldog's stream

infinite becuase towers heal themselves

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babushka
hes a Fenix/LD spammer
arguably better than bulldog on both heroes

he used to play with singsing when they were playing 5stack earlier in the year

around 13k if you don't count healing I believe though I don't know whether that includes the throne

t/waveafterwave2ndlife

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post some waifus

>12min bf
>only 800gpm at the end

looks like youre a shitter, friend.

>enemy picks huskar
>pick doom
>win
DOTARDS????

I want to violently murder Squee, Spleen and Spoon!

Meme.

why should i user ? you already posted the best one

What did he mean by this?

What's the new fresh gulag maymay bros

Shouldnt it be "Give him my woman"?

same

>tangos plz.

>nth for swecucks

I played a game and we had some international party over there and one of them was a swede guy who tried to act cocky but I just couldn't see him in any other way but a weak swedecuck.
I have uni female friend living in Sweden and she had to find some americlap boyfriend there because according to her Swedish men are infantile beta cucks who want to be treated like girls.

About to buy the pic related from chinks. Does anyone have some of the these chink figures ?

>posts Dark Souls Yorshka

??????

ALLAHU AKBAR

>pe-pero los peruanos
JAJAJAJA QUE TAN MIERDA PUEDEN SER EN EL JUEGO AMERICAN DOTARDS?

i'd totally hotglue that desu

Bulldog is good sometimes but he is just not on the same level as Singsing and RTZ as far as streamers go.

LOS TENGO ES MUI CALIENTE CICITA AJJAJAJAJJAJJA

Callate negro de mierda

>rtz
I seriously do not understand the appeal of his streams

>unironically watching singshit or bullshit

Are you 12 years old or just fucking retarded?

Arc Warden is the dumbest hero to grace this fucking game.

He has better music than Bulldog.
Bulldog's meme music sucks.
Like right now he just keeps playing Space Jam, like that is new.

thats still invoker
Its always been invoker

blog.dota2.com/Fall-Update

>rtz has better music than [anyone]
is this a joke? is this bait?

Guys I cant stop playing kotl, I just want to mana leak faggots for the rest of my life.

why am i such a failure

what should i do with my pointless life

nice try

HOW DOES FUCKING QUAS WEX INVOKER DIE TWICE TO ARC WARDEN

FUCKING SHITTERS IN THIS GAME.

>my life

If you can't take care of your life or be a proud neet then just let the other people take care of it and join the army lmao.

any hero in the game dies to him when he just le fluxes you twice while spamming 5k range ghost nukes

NP stands for Nchotto Pmatte

I'm so fucking ashamed of this fat fuck.
He's even playing white knight in the swedish dota 2 group on facebook.

No, it stands for Furion

Пoвepжeны, нo нe paзгpoмлeны. Mы eщe вepнeмcя.

Cheeki breeki

its an "I'm playing unconventional support hero WHO DOESNT BUY WARDS XD " and loses you the game, episode.

Thanks Pudge.!!

тхиc peтapд иcнт эвeн cпэкинг poccиян ликe втф фyцк oфф eю peтapд итc peaлий eacи тo тeлл нoв фyккинг peтapдeд eю aктyaли ape

every hero dies to arc warden
i don't think you understand this

Бpaтaн, тoжe зaбaнили?

>no lolita heroes

I'm here to listen to your pathetic excuses, dotards.

uhh sorry?

Moчyх пидopac зaбaнил, пpидётcя cpaть тyт.

how the fuck is pudge an unconventional support?
people get angry if i pick him mid in 4k unranked

HEY GUYS REMEMBER ME

pudge is more of a support than anything else, and a decent one at that.

Well yes, he is more of a support than a mid, but he is still a garbage hero so he is also unconventional as a support

support as in, I'm playing PL safelane, we have a jungle tresdin, offlane timber and mid invoker and for some reason this guy thinks we need a pudge, rather than a good support like rubick, lion, zeus, etc. something that actually helps win the lane and game

pudge is a shit hero if youre not ahead.

whats the most finnish hero?

>when a player tells you to not fight without him
>they dont carry tp scrolls

GED INDO DA FUGGIN SNOWBALL :-DDD

>doom gets a 10 minute midas into a 30 minute radiance after our rax have gone down
Someone send help

at least it was radiance

i just came out of a game where a jungle doom went midas -> aghs

well pudge is a roaming support, just like bh, riki etc.
so if you call that unconventional, yeah he is

Is that even a question?

>drunk
>brawler
>no time to egblain
>cant talk engliss
>drunk
> :DD

I dunno boss, who might it be?

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whats the most gulag hero?

I miss when seeing a doom on my team was a good thing, not a dead weight who will buy SHIT items

you tell me

What's wrong with Doom Aghs? Aghs Refresher is basically the only way he's useful anymore

Tresdin before valve ruined him
>suffer not the nonhuman to live

Tell me about slark

>have to go to study
>decide to play one game before doing it
>enemy last picks Huskar
>abandon because i just want a normal game instead
>low prio

yeah fuck this game honsetlyl

shitstain

Is necro a spammable ranked hero?

just buy disables/basher

and silver edge

every hero is spammable

Aghs rush is shit because you wont survive long enough in a fight early for the effect of the aghs to be useful because no armour. You'll never even get to use that fancy aghs since you're going to be kited to hell and back without a blink. Also you can just get a silver edge if a passive needs to be disabled. Aghs rushing is bad, as a luxury item it's fine.

not really.

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>1/9 Meepo
>HES IN A 3 STACK

fohsdfuiwdhufous 5 LOSSES IN A ROW BECAUSE OF THESE MORONS.

I wish esports would come back

How/where do I sell accounts?

how to build a good spirit breaker?

the internet

zeus you retard give me a site name

www.google.com

why do you even want to know
you dont even know how the whole proccess is done, no one sits there and plays 200 games to sell accounts its all bots and then some 6k retard getting paid to play calibration games etc

just stop wasting your time you will make 10x the money per hour working at mcdonalds

well I already have a few 5k accounts from like 2014 lying around that I don't play on anymore.
just wondering if I could turn those into rent.

I'll give ya tree fiddy for one