/utg/- Undertale General

I hate how people think that either side in Asgore and Toriel's conflict is right. Both fucked up and neither had a good way to free the monsters.

nice

Asrielfags > shit > useless
Characterfags > botfags

thanks for tracking it down m8

sans

Omega

SPIN
THE
WHEEL

I'm glad this goat belongs to me and no one else

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love this goat! wanna date this goat!

AUs

>shitty pedo furry claiming they are better then anyone
good one

au where frisk is a cereal bowl when

It's too rude, Toriel.

A reminder that Toriel a shit and ASGORE is best goat and a father to his people.

AUs?

these guys

stupid dumb aus why do i like them so much

au where resets are a cruel joke of sans' friends and frisk has no face because why not when

au where sans is ness wh- hey, wait! sans is already sans canonically, right guys?

what

AUs are just more chances to love Papyrus

I want to like Swapfell Papyrus but he doesnt seem to have a solid personality outside of a handful of fanart.Horror Pap is adorable though

People believe that Sans remembers EVERYTHING from previous timelines because he knows how many times he killed you, but Asgore and Temmie shopkeeper also know if you died multiple times and death count affects Asgore's reaction and temmie armor's price, so, they know exactly how many times you died. How are they explaining those 2?.

t.salty botfag
Why don't you go back to jacking it over your tranny whore?

Rule 63 humans?

Those characters also know everything

strange

>People caring about characters other then Sans
>People caring about Asgore
How new to his fandom are you?

they dont remember other characters besides sans or never played the game

I met a girl cosplaying as Papyrus once. I didn't think that would happen.

did you smash though?

What? We didn't fuck, if that's what you're asking. I'm not exactly a catch.

How would you fix Sans

Undertale theory: Temmies are pieces of Gaster and all of them are intelligent, but only Bob doesn't hide it.

sans is unfixable

disappointing. work up that confidence my boy and youll be boning chicks left and right

make him taller

You can't fix Sans. He isn't the problem here.

People like me aren't allowed confidence, but thanks for the encouragement.

the world is your oyster my son, never limit yourself

he was asking if you played smash bros together

In the context of undertale: Make him actually relevant late-TP and make his personality shift in genocide seem less out of nowhere.
In the fandom: he's boned

au where frisk is a zombie because happy halloween

Goat

Children

Goat

Mama

This desu

remove him entirely and make papaya remember him but no one else does so they keep saying papaya is cray cray and then he kills himself because of it
done, you fixed two problems

>all three skeletons fucking die and they're the only ones aware of it

au where i'm dead when

I guess it's genetic or something.

It's called reality, user.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

Today, hopefully.

how are these boys so special? is that also genetic?

special as in retarded?

no special as in precious you retard

Whose birthday is it supposed to be here?

Toby's

Dog.

temmie

Flowey is here, so, Floweypot confirmed to be canon
No, really, why is he here? I doubt it's to avoid spoiling that he isn't going to be Your Best Friend.

asgore, they are waiting to surprise him when he comes in

Frisk, probably.

>one of the only three people not wearing a hat, other than MTT who's hat would just fall off and Sans who's too lazy for hats, and papyrus who'd just came in when the ceremony is clearly already underway.
>num of candles implies child
>all the characters there have their friendship with frisk as a common factor, more than they do with any other person there.
>frisk is the main character. If it was any other characters bday, it would have specified that.

didnt temmy draw this for toby as a birthday present

Well, papyrus is canonically retarded

Wouldn't that mean they are like 5-6 years old? And that's after Undertale's events.

Rude, he's just autistic.

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

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Yeah, it's possible that Alphys' head is obscuring some of the cake. Either way, with no info about how long different monster subspecies live for, it's the closest guess.

uhhh... this sucks

B U S T Y

is that supposed to be toriel?

*Ditch

its asgore

Alphys' head is obscuring only a very small part of the cake. You can see it...curve...don't know how to call it. But it starts near Alphys' glasses.

Which would also mean that Chara is 5-6 as well (they have same size as Frisk) and yet they are willing to have a painful death from buttercups and they are willing to kill people, all without thinking much about it. Just what happened to them on the surface before they fell?

For what it's worth, 5-6 year olds are usually kind of sociopathic because their brains aren't developed yet.

It's in dog years

Heh, fair enough. It was my best guess.

It's just random fanart and not canon, fuck off with this shit

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The fuck you mean not ever piece of art posted here isn't canon

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It's from Temmie and revealed before most of those characters were even known. It's kinda interesting in that aspect.

Considering how everyone were talking about aus before, let's talk about the far superior version of the concept of au: crossover.

Undertale is now taking place in the same universe as the last game you played/film/show you watched/book you read. How does the world react to the monsters being freed post tp?

>Dawn of War Dark Crusade
Uh

Not well

>Undertale
>Unreal Tournament
The monsters have to participate in deathmatches and all die very bloody deaths.

*dusty

Correct.

>fan art
>in 2013 when Undyne wasn't even a thing among the fanbase
>by one of the developers
>in same artstyle that's used in the game
>posted on Toby's twitter account

don't forget prototype of temmie. looks like she doesn't have hair in the promo