/dbg/ - Dirty Bomb General

>growing
steamcharts.com/app/333930

negative growths is a growth aswell.

My inverted penis appreciates this compliment

Forgot to add
>Silo

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I MADE THE LIST !!!

Literally

W H O
H
O

>no subz
>no silo
>no.chaika
>no tsuka
>no animebutt
>no ashur
>no kelmi
who made this list?

Notice it says COOL guys

Weebs and autists aren't cool

> dixu
> cool

>t. didnt make the list
xD

Sometimes this game is awesome.

>weebs and autists not cool
What the fuck do you think this game is about?

But usually it's not.

Enlighten me

yada

OFFICIAL /DBG/ SKILL TIER LIST

>FPS GOD TIER
Ashur
Kelmi
Subztance

>ABOVE AVERAGE TIER
Kaur
Dixu
Breadward
Sinnveyr
Nokill
D.C.V.
Tsuka
Animebutt

>PAINFULLY AVERAGE TIER:
Kekler
Silo
Chaika

>TRASH TIER
shoe.
Jewfro

>LITERALLY WHO TIER
Handyman

>Kelmi
Who?

goddamn the cockfir is so great now
my cobalt KE53 just got even better

Gets even better after this next update

Doesnt know who Kelmi is
what kind of shitter are you?

I know every other guy on the list except you

>FPS GOD TIER
>Kelmi

After further consideration, DBNation has decided to permanently ban players Subzstance, Kingsley, Ol Dirty Bastard, and The End for reasons made obvious in this thread.

Working as intended.

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>list of bad players
ill keep them in mind and shit on them every chance i get.
oh wait i cant because their all eurocuckers and NA /dbg/ started avoiding these threads

A graph about today's balancing update.

how do you like the new and fixed concussion nade dbg?

It hurts my wrists for some reason

>implying burst rifles are op post-firerate nerf
>implying that there's nothing wrong with full auto laser rifles

Config?

newbs with a few changes

See you in next thread!

Why?

the game is trash and no amount of 4% changes can fix it

Thanks senpai

>FPS GOD TIER
>Ashur
Can fucking confirm. Literally Gregor.

>Kelmi
Wew lad, I thought that was a serious list for a second there

They've started cracking down on people posting Ecchi stuff here, right?

>posts anime
>gets removed
Serves you right

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Why do you care this much about the old community manager that you are tracking what they are doing now?

I really like the color change to the flash effect, it so much easier on the eyes now.

>slut.jpg

If you don't like her, then why do you even post this irrelevant hag anymore?

She looks vaguely like harley quinn and it fuels his fantasies.

Because he's turbo mad that he can't even get a girl half as good as her. Or because pretty girls usually fuck multiple guys and that doesn't go well with his "purity" standards..

thanks man

Handyman is a shitter who posts screenshots of himself getting rekt by low level kiddies

SHUT UP KIDS IM AN ADULT.

Hi guys, Paul here. Which bug would you like to be squashed next?

squash smooth, his balancing is retarded

Okay, will do. What else?

Alpha as fuck

Fuck yeah!

Fucking kek'd.

I laughed more than I should have

Wife or daughter? Dear God she's petite

Mine sound bug, you lazy fucking shit.
It's been there since mines were introduced into the game.

>CEO doing any development

Wife.

The game has no audio. Can't fix what doesn't exist.

Semi auto weapon RPM bug, please, please, please

Done.

post your dick to prove you're Paul

Undefeatable boss weapon.

Wow, so you're actually the real Paul? This is so awesome, thanks for listening to our feedback

someone save all these so we can meme on it later

last bump before bed, someone keep this general alive

I love losing like this.

/DBG/ STATUS:
[X] TOLD
[ ] NOT TOLD

Oh snap, better uninstall.

>implying being a proud Veeky Forums memer isn't the entire point of that tag

How's the Dreiss now?

still shit

Used in a pub - good.
Used in a scrim - kms.

Slightly better but it's not like you can suddenly use it against good players. It's probably better for pub play than the other assault rifles though.

the PDP just ascended to godhood tho

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The PDP is disgusting now. It can even 2-shot Rhino.

Haven't played in months, good to know this game is still incredibly easy.

Judging by the tier lists you guys forgot about me

have some tofu guys

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youtube.com/watch?v=mVTi_-_sBdE

youtube.com/watch?v=umpnT9cXvIs

>no worthwhile shit to buy in the in-game store for months now that credit boosters are so easy to acquire
Just bought Talos Principle and some of it's DLC.

After further consideration, DBNation has decided to permanently ban players Subzstance, Kingsley, Ol Dirty Bastard, and The End for reasons made obvious in this thread.

Something is really off with the controls post patch. I can't seem to switch to medbags after a defib revive as quick as before

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This can't be real, right?