Truckerfag Thread: On the Road Again

Roehlretard is back over the road again. I told them that I was moving to Missouri, so I had to switch back. I'm actually pretty relieved about it baka sempai

>Obtaining a CDL: How do?
Community College or a dedicating truck driving school. Do your research and don't get sucked into a "school" that's actually just a meat grinder for a shit company. Do not pay over $5000 for a course that lasts several months.
>How can I into avoidings shit companies?
Here are some decent/good companies:
pastebin.com/Sv0cyWyH
If you don't see the company you're looking at included on this list, lurk moar.

>I could totally go to school but I'd rather be a trucker.
If you think you'll love the lifestyle, maybe. You'd be better off getting a """""real""""" job. You can fall back on trucking at any time, but it is essentially a path of decent money for those that fail at everything else.
You can have good business sense and work ethic and make it big as an owner operator, but you would do even better at any other job.

Obligatory meme section
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>You will get fat.
>The only clothing you'll own are pajamas.
>The only reason you get paid well is because you work 70 hours per week.
>The longest relationship you'll get is 15 minutes with a lizard.
>Eating nothing is better than roller dogs.
>You have the most dangerous job in the nation.
>The D.O.T., Police, and Le'dash-uh in receiving hate you, and will harass you every chance they get.
>Other drivers hate you.
>Your job will be obsolete once self-driving trucks become available.
>Your loved ones miss you.
>If you don't change careers you will forever be considered a cuck and a homo. Especially if you cuckbox with another fag driver.
>lol 'murrica

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ROEHL O RAMA EDITION

Any of you truckerfags have to wear a high-vis vest as uniform?
How do you stop it getting filthy?

Mine is covered in soot, and has black shit over half the reflective bands. It just accumulates.

I have to wear one at a lot of my customers. I do a lot of steel/dies etc... I dont worry about it getting dirty. If it gets too bad I just take it home and wash it.

I have a hi-vis vest and a handful of these bright orange T's that I'm supposed to wear but rarely do.

They all get dirty fast as hell. When I wear the orange shirts, I look like a hobo by noon.

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Where in Missouri? I'm in Springfield

Tried washing it, and it delaminated. All the reflective shit hangs off now, and it didn't really come clean either.

It's only the high-vis that gets dirty, too. The winter jacket doesn't, nor does the uniform polo shirt.
I blame all the diesel soot.

Cape area

Flying J in Breezewood, PA has p nice showers. I hope they're all like this.

i fix semis and i hate trucks that come in with orange seat belts
usually my hands are filthy and everytime i have to test drive them i usually forget and stain the belt and have to spend a lot of time cleaning it off