/tsg/ - The Sims General

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>Last Time On /tsg/
>Official News:
thesims.com/news
simsvip.com/

>Patch Notes for The Sims 4:
help.ea.com/en/article/the-sims-4-updates/

>General Sims Information:
pastebin.com/MxNGbcnW

>Expansion Evaluation:
The Sims 3: a.pomf.cat/dhgjdd.pdf

>Booru:
tsg.booru.org/index.php
>Discord:
discord.gg/2gmDxEw

>Gallery Tag:
#ts4vg (Enable Custom Content in left pane)

>Game Cracks:
pastebin.com/WUrPaKbF

>Mods and Custom Content:

- Sims 4 and 3: pastebin.com/RDKeBuTG
- Sims 2: pastebin.com/eYZvWXYs
- Sims 1 + Complete Collection: pastebin.com/akQ8QXWq
- Maxis Match for Sims 4: pastebin.com/wS3a2En9
- Adult CC: pastebin.com/m47uZqct

>Downloading Tray Files for Version Mismatch:
pastebin.com/aWC3Nc0T

>Challenges:
pastebin.com/TXiybiTu

>/tsg/ Sim Downloads:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WyivmPslqRVwU8eRLcY1a_SGFrdQ4qEVI1Oee3mXdTA/edit?usp=sharing

>Archive/Other Resources:
pastebin.com/kkq3CRss

>OP Template Resources
dropbox.com/sh/xfes0e760tkoojt/AACwI8al4j9fDCDCznxvCjwPa?dl=0

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How did I do at making an early hominid?

I was trying to make homo-erectus from images on Google.

Officially dead. Start migrating to EA forums

Never.

>migrating to ea
>not migrating to cripple where there's 3 different threads on 3 different boards

>all with the same 12 users pretending to be different ones each time

>Dead threads are going to have just as many users as active ones

I rather not became a beastipedo enthusiast

You don't have to, it's a free country

There is literally nothing wrong in beastiality if the animal is in heat

Don't make me get the rolled up newspaper

You know I am right.
youtube.com/watch?v=JYb8R9NSR8I

nope.
So much nope.
So much I can't even
You turned me into a white girl.

>tfw run out of room to expand your house

fugg I need to move to a bigger lot.

Instead of building out, why not build upward

because sims waste time in stairs

>tfw this thread will die soon and will never come back

Sad times ahead.

Don't jinx it user, if you say it enough you might kill this thread with meme magic

>mfw he's doing this intentionally to make sure the thread dies even though he's too much of a pussy to sage

The way I've designed the home doesn't allow for an upstairs.

I've always wanted to use elevators. If TS5 is a thing, hopefully they'll increase the floor limit and add them in.

How did I do at trying to re-create a homo erectus?

Stop posting.

You already posted that pic here

Maybe he was looking for answers. I don't see anyone else reply to his previous one.

Why are you encouraging people to stop posting content?

>"""content"""
>has posted his ugly awful shit in the previous thread and twice in this one

Fuck off.

Here is one of my main reference images.

> ugly awful shit
Woah, buddy, that is kind of subjective there.

and user bumped until the end of time itself..

The fuck do I do with this patio?


Also does the rest of the house seem okay?

eh this is a better angle.

Chairs, end table, and some floral stuff maybe?

IDK wtf to do with it. kek

There really isn't much for sims to do outdoors. At least not with what I have installed...

What do you think of this sitting area?

don't die again pls

I'll die if I want to faggot.

It looks simple and comfy, I like it. I'd go with a more rustic/outdoorsy look usually but the rest of the house looks really modern so I think that ties in well.

Thanks. I'm still learning to build and decorate stuff. I got some really good advice on a house I built a while back from everyone.

I was panning around the area and ran across this...

IDK how those plates got there but he was picking them all up...

That some heavy projecting going on there.

okay

well i got nothing to contribute but a bump.
I'm so tired of the sims idk what to play now.
if someone has a key of simcity 2013 I will happily take it off of your hands

I have no idea what am I doing. I wanted to make sunwells or whatever those things are called, but now it looks kinda silly.

does anyone else have a problem where you show up to lot with your club and everyone has to pee

>murphphmphfphm

how do i play the sims 4 without missing 3

i cant stand the no open world and no loading screens but the graphics and everything about cas is so much better wut dooOEGOOEASH

I can't get my camera to focus.. I wonder why.

So we dead then?

I wish I had somethin to contribute other what I already have, I got bored ;_; guess we ded

>wouldpartythere/10

How knew is the household? Might of been the welcome wagon to come and junk up the place

I didn't play Sims 3 much because of horrible performance on my toaster, and most of it was just vanilla and first addon. Then with all addons up to Pets it lagged even harder, so I dropped it even faster. All in all I didn't experienced much of Sims 3 goodies.

I've been busy playing Legion, so thats why I haven't been around to bump.

But its ok, this is usually how it goes, we pick up, then we get dead. We just gotta go into life support mode until it picks back up again.

We have a discord server for chatting these days, so if the thread does end up dead, /tsg/ is still around there.

The Sims 3 or 4?

Which one is better, what are the advantages and disadvantages of both?

I'm thinking that's what it was. I was pulled away for something when they came by. Then I noticed the fruit cake laying on the sidewalk when I came back. I think I came across that mess when I went looking for it. kek

TS3 has more content and open worlds but it runs like shit. TS4 is lacking in content but the sims and graphics look way better and it runs very well.

Sims 3 has lots and lots of content that you can't play because it constantly crashes.

Sims 4 has a tiny bit of content that you can play all you want because it never crashes.

Whichever one you pick you don't have much to play with. :^)

Like if you want loads of content but no crashing just go for TS2 honestly.

I'm happy with TS4 though personally.

Alright I guess Ill settle with Sims 4, where can I get a good download of Sims 4? And how many expansions does it have right now?

If I wasn't so sure.. I would say its about to rain in my game.. Looks like a warm summer shower is about to happen. God could you imagine what they could do in sims 4 if they had weather effect. Extre bloomy on hot summer days.

Takes me back to ENB on skyrim. You could almost feel the weather change in real life just be seeing the visuals. God I want that on sims so badly.

And they have the nerve to get made at you for telling them to fuck off. Freakin' townies.

Two Expansions.
Three Game Packs
Eight Stuff Packs.

Third Expansion coming soon™

Why won't EA re-release Sims Complete Collection, Sims 2 Ultimate or Sims 2 castaway/pets/LifeStories in Origin? Yet they still have games as old as I am in there?

>And they have the nerve to get made at you for telling them to fuck off. Freakin' townies.
kek

Yeah they tend to get p ass blasted.

...

You taking him to the brothel or what?

someone is gonna get pedo'd

anybody wanna recommend a safe torrent for SimCity 2013

The little shit is pretty good at looking after himself.

That's what they all say.
Until you find yourself bound and gagged in the back of a mini van going 40 down the highway.

Long story short. I got some free candy that day.

It's everyone else who needs to be worried.

This fancy fucker is just asking to be raped.

this is also why I don't like to stop by these threads anymore

You jealous or something?

I just realized that's Rick...

Just what exactly do you plan on doing

You still here? Instead of wasting time on complaining about something that, at the end of the day, wont matter. And instead complain about like starving children in Africa or something?

You know there are starving children in Africa that would eat that complaining.

No plan really, just getting into hi-jinx and going on adventures.

ANAL hi-jinx

u funny guy

...

>Going through the Lana CC finds since it's recommended in the OP
>Fall in love with everything that isn't super shiny
>Half of the files are hosted on some simfileserver that's down

H-hold me. I just want to make my sims look unique ;_;

Thank the cunts who don't fucking mirror files, yet post the same links on their blogs that every other blog posts. I've had some luck finding some deleted stuff in russian blogs. Them ruskies archive everything.

Well my teen sim looks like he's gonna be a qt. He just needs to gain some weight and lift a little to give him a good fuckboy aesthetic

>Them ruskies archive everything.
Nah, they just like to copy-repost without providing sauce.

Needs to eat more GNC crap and start blasting the AXE.
it's still archiving to me. So many simmers just delete fucking everything for no reason, so at least there's some sort of backup if you're willing to sift through the shit to find it.

>le sims won't become fat
>muh sjw ea
Fuck you, she didn't even eat that much and now she is a fucking cow. Have to buy treadmill or something.

Haven't they fixed that? My sims go to meals has always been Mac n Cheese until I started playing TS4 and all of my sims became overweight by adulthood... Now I got into the habit of actually giving them healthy food

>tfw overwhelming urge to punch some kid you've never even met

Exactly how long did this take?

>Mac n Cheese
So, it's cheese shaming all over again. Damn EA!
About 30 days, I believe. I only noticed when her face became more round one day.

>Disgruntled EA employee sneaks in a line of code to make anyone whose game is set to EN-US generate fatter townies and more fattening food.

I think if someone were to make a mod that slowly changes the game's music to tuba variants depending on how high your selected sim's fat slider is, tumblrinas would lose their shit possibly harder than the outrage over the Baby BBQ mod. God, the furious comments that came out of that mod was the stuff of Sims legend. I'm always hoping for a new offensive mod to stir the pot again.

alright, last bump for the night from me.

Are there lists of memorable quotes surrounding the OMGWTFBBQ?

Making sims fat then thin with ice cream is fun.

Week of intensive workouts (plus occasional starving) fixed problem. Ass is still kinda big, though. I believe she wasn't that curvy before.

youtube.com/watch?v=jQcT5M26Vow

Is it music thread now? Because you guys can't compete with my perfect taste (v:

I swear to god if you say the beetles I will find you and make you eat tree bark

Fuck your patio. How do i make small walls without every fucking wall in the house getting resized?

>implying
Sorry for disappointing, I'm more of symphonic metal fan.
youtube.com/watch?v=98xh5Hb9QAM

hi, this is Veeky Forumsthread/153924818#p154098218 ; i can't post because of rangeban; the crashing occurs after building a wall on the second floor; send help pls
pic unrelated

whoops

Why can't I stop making pale skinned sims?

I'd be more concerned about that hair color.

What's wrong with the hair color?

desu this is the last time i'm going to be bumping this thread

if the thread can't make it beyond 100 posts without being bumped every hour, so be it