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Reminder QoP has the juiciest, most luscious ass in all of Dota

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nth for team anime!

4th for peru

what about morphling?

...

holy fuck eu is so bad

>can't post images on an imageboard
>somehow not reddit
Okay bud.
>aren't capable of hiring poor people
And how did these people become homeless?
Were they born homeless?
That would be a genuine struggle, but there are heaps of women's shelters to take those kids.
>I reiterate, I'm not a liberal, I just share all of their virtue-signaling beliefs
Again, who do you believe is at fault here?
Why are you so certain that there is a finite amount of money, and that the CEOs and owners hoarding it to secure their futures are somehow keeping it out of the hands of the littlemen?
>they are human beings
But they're not like you and I.
They do drugs, they have much higher crime rates, they persist with lower IQs. Overseas, the niggers of the sand are literally beheading people who think like you do, JUST for being not like them.
>how can we fix homeless people
The question to ask is how can we prevent people from becoming homeless, instead of how can we get these homeless people out of the gutters.
But of course, you liberals are too busy throwing pounds of cure on a cure fire when what's needed is a little prevention.

youtube.com/watch?v=EDUKGdgcb5s

>Team NP
>NA team
>its Asians and Brown people
Fucking hell...

D-Do you think he likes Ram or Rem?

wev lads this Axe in RTZ stream

professional griefer!

I remember that video. It's literally all his fault.

post autism grids

Ram, obviously.

Why don't people buy radiance, manta style, and octarine core on Centaur Warrunner?

>doesn't like the baller king
opinion discarded

>the ogrelord
>a meme hero
Learn how to play nyx and enchantress, you trashcan.

only viable bradwarden build is 6heart

it's noob

because they want to win

>ourteezy bullied into not playing music

>He thinks there's an infinite amount of money
>He thinks images are only used as reaction faces
>He thinks people that are millionaires have to secure their future when banks already do it for them
>He thinks I'm a liberal because I care about other people
>He thinks homelessness wasn't caused by redlining and foreclosures, the closing of hundreds of mental health institutions in the name of profit
You really think people would start smoking crack while NOT poor?
Could it be any coincidence that poor people are more likely to buy legal intoxicants like liquor or cigarettes?
Would it matter to you at all that literally millions of people work 40 hours a week and still struggle to feed their family?

Just keep lapping up all the shit the rich are spewing out of their assholes for you. You're too brainwashed to even talk to, and you are fundamentally wrong on a litany of your points.

I'd never wish this on anyone, but I sincerely hope that you are able to experience an inkling of the pain and struggle the millions of American poor deal with on a day to day basis. They're good people, user. They didn't ask to be homeless.
We'll see whose cock you're sucking when your misinformed ideologies get flushed down the shitter.
But go ahead, be a good consumer, user. Define yourself not by the merits of your person but by what you buy and who you get your buying power from. That's real living. That's REAL freedom.

how to make?

>Envy claims to have "new blood" on his new team
>he's playing with MSS and 1437

>thrown out of conscription because of panic disorder
>no job
>no school
>gf probly gonna dump me soon

should i just keep drinking and playing dota all day or just kill myself

devilesk layout editor if you're not a pleb

>he isn't semiNEET master race

>Not having Venge or Abaddon on your "heroes I should actually pick" page
What are you going to do if you have to support? Just be useless? Omni, too.

Why can't you faggots learn how to support? It's fun if you aren't shit at it, and it'll make you a better player in the long run. Why deny yourself to the opportunity to learn the game better?

didn't know lagging affects your-

What did he mean by this?

some people carry games
some people watch

>conscription

Fellow Finn? Everything's gonna go just fine bro

team DC jizz demon

I'm not the guy you are replying to but playing supports is usually a very masochistic experience.
Especially in the low mmr games.
At least you have a gf.

Good supports win games. Bad supports feed the enemy carry.
Is it really watching if you are facilitating income to your team? Running around, ganking, stacking ...
What MMR are you such that supports just watch?

I'm suddenly having alt tab crashes in dota 2. Was there an update or something?

>he thinks I'm a liberal because I'm throwing out all these liberal half-truths that disregard race and religion
>working 40 hours a week but still struggling
Why
Do
They
Have
Families
If
They
Can't
Afford
Them
Are you daft?
This is a cultural issue that you libcuckolds have started, and it all stems from the lie that all people are born equal.
Of fucking course they're going to be stuggling to raise 3 kids working a job meant for high school children.
Of fucking course they can't "afford" to get out because they don't know of any alternative higher education like trade school or apprenticeships, which lead to good paying jobs without a 4 year cuckold degree.
OF FUCKING COURSE.
But they don't understand this, and you insist that we should shelter them instead of fixing the cultural issues that started this shit.
Please, continue blaming the big bad capitalist, you pinko nigger, while ignoring that your globalist values disguised as altruism have caused these fucking issues in the first place.
I hope your daughter that you won't be able to afford gets blacked on prom night by those people you wish to save and doesn't wake up in the ditch you find her in.

i need to breed sajedene

you in linux m8? just wondering, I am and I get those too

It isn't over until your family hate you .

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Supporting is fucking easy but nobody does it right.
Once you learn simple lane mechanics, such as
>DON'T PULL IF THERES 2 ENEMY CASTER CREEPS
You simply have to control the lane and gank. It's quite fun once you get the hang of it, but so few can grasp such simple concepts, for some reason.

mikset oo jo nukkumassa

i want to shove my face in her tummy

No, I'm on windows 10.

>caster

/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \

PERUVIAN CONTAINMENT VESSEL HAS BEEN BREACHED

/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \

THIRDIE CONTAMINATION _IS_ PRESENT

/ ! \ ACHTUNG / ! \

>playing to begin with when our guy is streaming
they deserve peru

why ee captaining & drafting? why not svg or theebun? did he not learn from c9?

>caster creep

Why is life so shit?

rtz is shattering the streaming memes meta right now

this is some new territory of memes

you forgot he drafter for secret

Yeah, when Secret went to shit what a coinkydink

why the fuck is rtc on the phone with windows support
what the fuck is even going on
what is this music

ego probably

nice customer service Microsoft

Hey gulag
I heard you've already heard about Windows 10
But did you know about Microsoft's new browser, Edge?

>EE drafting & shotcalling

oh yes

I love this meme the most

the most hilarious games of dota

yes

im thinking theyre starting to hate me

Good anime stopped airing in like 2008. If you watch it now you are a tasteless pleb.
It's good thing some of you have anime avatars because it's so easy to tell how shit you are.

>Why do they have families if they can't afford them?
I don't know, they have basic needs to meet, such as lust and affection. Maybe they couldn't afford protection. There's a lot of reasons why a family might start.
Lots of people work 40 a week and can't feed themselves. Some people have to work to feed their immediate family, regardless of whether or not they have offspring.
Are you telling me we should just say fuck it to these people? They don't deserve to live as I do, meeting basic human needs like eating clean food.
You are the one that is daft. I can show you a lot of resources proving mathematically that you're wrong.
But I think you know you're wrong. I think you know that you've taken a stance steeped in hatred and racism and now you can't back down. You can't provide any evidence that you're right besides categorization. And you wish pain upon me simply because I see things differently than you, sad.
You're just spewing the same shit FOX news and other "American" outlets have been telling you since you were born. And not once, not once in your miserable life did you ever have one iota of skepticism. Oh no, that'd be too hard. It'd be too hard to actually do some research, open your eyes to the world around you. You wouldn't dare.

Go. Swim in your frigid cesspool of unfettered ignorance, die the death of a lonely man with hate in his heart. I'll do what I can to fix the injustices you so jovially condone. Continue to compare "shitskins" with poverty and fail to see that America is mathematically comparable to the bottom 25%.
Justify it. Justify your ignorance again. Do no research. Keep your eyes on the prize, baby - be a millionaire. It'll certainly happen in your lifetime.

I think the issue fixed itself but now shadowplay has disappeared.

Whoops.

Does anybody else enjoy watching Dota 2 more than playing it?

>RTZ's creep equilibrium
my sides

>shit player who can't work with any team and will never win anything important
>still has a massive fanbase of underage keeping him relevant because of le wacky meme streams

Who am I describing?

EE

dumb miko slut poster

SEE THIS JUNGLE ABADDON COMING FOR YOUR BASE
HES STROLLIN DOWN THE LANES
GOING "SWIGGTY SWOOTY
WHATCHA GONNA DOOTY"

Nice fucking hat rules dotards

that's alot of effort for bait

i hope its copy pasta

redpill me like /pol/, does team NP stand a chance?

does nu-EG stand a chance?

>there are people out there that actually believe this drivel
This more than anything is why we're fucked
>basic needs to meet such as lust and affection and still don't use protection
So they're literal animals?

>3 salves in 5 minutes

It's any of about 10 players desu

>team with EE

They have a chance to get in like top-4 of honeypot LANs.

Been out of the scene for a really long time. Is Arteezy still the best player in the world? What are some good Twitch channels to check out?

why is arteezy legit playing like a 2k

>that pounce
surely he's baiting for donations at this point

>This jungle rotation from RTZ
lul

>basic needs
And?
Basic humans also raped and killed, so one could say there was a need for it.
>maybe they couldn't afford protection
That's a fucking issue, right there.
Why are they having sex out of wedlock?
Again, cultural issue right fucking there that you globalists will ignore because it's today's new "normal" and then forget that it wasn't always so.
>are you telling me we should say fuck it to these people
Yeah, basically.
No one held a gun to their head and told them to fuck and produce children they couldn't afford into families who wouldn't love them.
>hatred and racism have no grounds
Keep telling YOURself that, my dude.
>skepticism
It's all coming together. You're also an atheist, aren't you?
>hurrr you wished pain on me after I did to you, shame on you!
You're not savageable, just like these people you claim to love, and like them will be trampled just the same.

>EE and 4 nobody nashitters
tier 3

You aren't allowed to research anymore. It's racist. Just fuck off already.

HE HIT ONE
HE HIT HIS POUNCE WHILE RUNNING AWAY

NP are the hottest thing tier 2 have ever seen

Escape, Vega Squadron and Ad Finem will be shitting themselves

>1437
>aui
>ee
>mss
Seriously how can you form such an awful team? does nobody wants to play with Envy?
It would've been better if he just joined Kaipi

I got it.

RTZ is DSP of Dota.

Now that's the artour stream I've been talking about.
I even won my last game of the day on top of that! At least end the day on a good note.

Anyone here play the game Dota 2, a game by Valve Corporation?

>being this delusional

When is mike going to start tonight's stream?
Debating with a WE WUZ communist is getting old.

everyone on that roster is legit as fuck (save for 1437 maybe).

>about to die
>buy 5 raindrops and 3 tps

>NP are the hottest thing tier 2 have ever seen
reminder ee by himself sunk an entire tier 2 team into his c9 level

that coordination

how do you even lose with slark

he can literally 1v5 them

>Mizuna Rei retired

just

she wasnt anything special