She puts her feet on my dash

>feet on dash
>get in accident
>suddenly her knees coming at her face at 100mph
>ded as fuck

if the girl is above 5'1" it stops being cute and starts causing damage/panel squeaking

>gf puts feet on dash
>don't care because it's her car
>I get to drive
feels good desu :^)

>Bushido
Yeah, nah. You aint getting laid, senpapi

literally lmao'ing at your life, bro

pic related thats me in the middle

Just because your Miata is 25 years old doesn't make it a classic

>tfw people are too aggressive with your knobs and switches

Slowly and carefully move them please. My shitbox is delicate.

>Bushido
>Yeah, nah. You aint getting laid, senpapi

I fucking spat all over my desk

>girl asks to put her feet on the dash

fuck it, it's just a civic

>She puts her feet on my dash
It's illegal. In all states.
If you have any type of accident, the seat belts don't work with her body in that position. Her feet will be thrown by the weight of her body thru the windshield.

At about the time her feet firmly hit the windshield, the airbag will go off. It will break her knees and foot to where they can be mangled flat against the glass or break it for many cuts.

As the driver, you will be charged with failure to control the passenger in some states. That's because you are responsible for those passengers not breaking the law (in those states). For example, in some states, they charge just the people who throw trash (litter fine) from the car. In other states they charge the driver for what the passengers do whether it is littering, throwing eggs, inciting other cars, or vandalism such as dangling a baseball bat out the window to hit the sides of cars as you go by.

Her legs will be mangled by the air bags even if the collision was minor.

>she puts her feet on the dash
>its ok because im not autistic and she has sexy asf legs

Bonus
>shes turned around and leaning her back on the dash with her feet on the seat
>can see thigh all way to her butt
Life is fucking good when you're not autistic

>not teaching her how to drive manual

>interacting with women

>trips
>"when you're not autistic"

this is a paradox my man

>tell her to please not slam the door
>she gets upset because I'm being mean to her

>girl in my car
Good one lad.

>im not autistic

Why are women in the USA such utter subhuman trash?

>shes turned around and leaning her back on the dash with her feet on the seat
If parked, that's a good pose if her feet are clean. If moving, well, she'll end up paralyzed if the air bag goes off.

>he
>tfw no bf

Why can't I have a cute trap bfgf

Tell her you're going to crash it because it's just a car, and that the airbags will blow her knees into her eye sockets

putting your feet on the airbag is extremely stupid. If you get in an accident (regardless of whether or not the driver of the car you're in is at fault), you WILL most likely lose your toes, part of your leg, or both to amputation when the airbag propels them through the windshield.

pictures from a trauma suregon. NSFW pics of detached toes and limbs
thetruthaboutcars.com/2013/02/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-trauma-surgeon-get-your-foot-off-of-my-dash/

...

Good thing my air bags aren't working then

because you're a fag that go after girls

>girl
A girl with a feminine penis maybe.

>GTS-t fags

That girl is BEYOND lucky. Like divine intervention shit. Is there any crash test footage (kek) of dummies with their legs over the airbag?

youtube.com/watch?v=9E_N_RGuIPA#t=20s
youtube.com/watch?v=GvZdF81q3Mg#t=1m
youtube.com/watch?v=pmQfBzWqmZo#t=10s
youtube.com/watch?v=-JLbBVxEf0E#t=47s

tl;dr depending on the car and exactly where your legs are positioned the airbag will either send your legs flying back towards yourself or through the windshield

But nobody will cut your soft top.

maybe you shouldn't drive a gay ass miata
>"b-b-but Veeky Forums said..."

>gay ass miata meme

Those things look cool as shit, I'd love to own one. There's one on CL near me for like 8k but I'm a poor college student otherwise I'd jump on it.

>a miata for 8k
>thinking of buying it
does it have a duffle bag with $6,000 in the trunk?

>i'm not autistic
>"omg i saw girl skin, never seen that before"

Ever seen girl blood? You will when the airbag goes off.

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>your car has more power than mine
>but I bet mine would win on a track :)

Always some cunt with a 70hp fiesta that thinks that my car will be slow round corners.

Some lady hit my roommates car with her door. She looked at him and walked away. He got out and asked her if she cared that he hit his car right in front of him
>it's just a car
Luckily my roommate gives no fucks about his car as long as it's running. After she walked off he nailed her car 10x with his door.

>tripfag feels the need to make up bullshit to try to impress people he will never meet on the internet

>in his made up story he's still sperging out because he saw some ankles

>she puts her feet on your dash
>chad puts his cock in her snatch

>user gets mad at any trip that isnt lpg
Its like clockwork

this is why I come to Veeky Forums

thank you user