Car feels

>you will always drive a very underpowered, heavy (2700 pounds) fwd coupe
>you will never truly be goods at driving
>streetracing and grassroots fantasy will never come true

then get a bike and ignore your car

Can't smoke while riding a bike

hey op did you know there's this thing called the market where you can sell your car and buy something you like instead
i know it's amazing isn't it?

seen it done

its not the same experience at all
i cant

I'm sure you can sell a Prelude in Miami very easily my retarded friend.

Git gud

Of course its not the same experience its FUCKING exhilarating experience.

I wish I had a Prelude
Eh. not for me. That's not what I'm looking for

What do you have? A base Civic coupe?

>own car on other side of country
>want to buy car
>middle of nowhere with no car
>inconvenient to leave and look at cars

The nocar life is horrible, how could anyone live like this. Also

>everything sporty in good condition, low mileage, with decent power is horribly overpriced, too far away, or sold

If you paypal me the money i can buy a car and drive it for you (to stop it deteriorating)

>FF

>tfw my brother fucking ruined my chance to get a nice first car
>his first car is a 240sx
>fucking abuses the shit out of it
>Does stupid nigger tier mods to it
>rice it the fuck out
>always got tickets
>drove up insurance
>got his car impounded for being an accomplice
>dad gets it out
>dude never change the oil
>never checked any of the fluids
>crankshaft was fucking bent
>plan out with my money to fix it
>dad junks it
>get a shitty lemon Chevy Classic as my first car
>by this time brother has gotten a DUI and more tickets
>Fucking destroys a Mercury Mountaineer with his niggerdom
>we ended up selling it to get parted out
>Brother, with help of dad, panic buys a lemon Jetta
>Dad helped because he is financially a nigger
>Fucks it up somehow after he installed a boost gauge and oil gauge
>claims it was the car
>Happens around the time I decided slamming into a curb was a better choice then sliding off a cliff and dying
>have to beg a friend to loan me his newer car
>Discover friend is a piece of shit and doesnt care for his own shit
>Car smelt like ass
>Was the most depressing time I ever experience while driving
>Be now
>Brother has the Chevy Classic and I have a Chevy HHR that was handed down to me
>Brother has my old car for no more then a week
>Waste his first check on shitty 22'' rims
>Discovers he has to get spacers
>Sells old rims from another vehicle to get them
>Doesn't take the time to check where it rubs
>Adds giant fucking sub that pisses off all are neighboors
>somehow manage to get limo tint on all windows
>puts giant fucking strip of tint on front windshield that is like a foot and half thick
>gets warning from police to take it off
>he doesnt
>gets another ticket
>Somehow manage to crack the engine cover
>Claims the sun did it

Only good thing is he helped me get a good deal on tinting my car the correct way and speakers and a small sub for my car.

Instead of having the fast car life I ended up getting daily commuter car that scares white people

>>you will never truly be goods at driving

I find my driving to be pretty fucking exceptional, if I can blow through this area at 60 mph in a Honda Accord.

...

how does he even afford insurance, let alone have a drivers license with all the tickets and the DUI...

be honest, is he a nigger?

A good lawyer and doing stuff to get his record cleaned by doing defensive driving.

Um, yes. Why do you think I've been calling him a nigger?

im sorry i've been here so long the word has lost all meaning now

Yeah I tend to make the mistake myself.
We are mixed but god damn, he got all the nigger from my mom and I got all the white and black from my dad.

>Drive underpowered 2700lb FWD 5-door hatch
>Be depressed cunt too scared to commit suicide in house
>Go out and street race underpowered shitbox and win due to pride
>End up doing tons of crazy shit such as:
>Putting car sideways AND airborne at 70mph in the snow
>Maxing car out at 141mph
>Managing to throw a car sideways so violently that even stability control couldn't deal
>Pulling a 1-block long straight drift in the snow to make a corner
>Racing various cars on and off highways
>tfw fixed my shit
>No longer depressed
>Enjoy fucking excellent driving skills while delivering pizzas to pay for college
>Still hit the twisties every now and again and shit all over everyone
>buy shitty 300cc 80s motorcycle for $1000
>Go out and ride
>Find group of like 30 people who all ride literbikes except one 600
>Run mid pack on my 15hp shitbike
>Upgrade to liter peter
>Burn off chicken strips in a week
>Do various trackdays and grassroots events
>Working to get sponsored.
Anything is fast enough if you have big enough balls. Just practice m8.

>things that totally happened

Why is no one checking these quads?

american 5th generation base celica hatch

You're right. I lied about not being depressed anymore.
>tfw

>response didn't quote
ay lmao
meant for

because if someone gets quads but he didn't call for them they don't count

>clean car
>bird poops on it that night
>have to stare at it in disgust
>work next 3 days have no time
>clean car and rid it of poop
>next morning see poop on car

repeat

Get a pack of baby wipes to keep in the glovebox or something. Wipe it off when you see it

a video popped up on my newsfeed the otherday from ford. it just had a lady using club soda and a washcloth

>no time
You don't have 15 seconds, some water with or without a drop of car soap, and a MF towel?

im an autist and will clean the whole fucker bumper to bumper over a single poop

Invest in a car cover. They're like $50.

its not the cost that makes me not want one, its the inconvenience of taking it off at 2 am when i want a hamburger.

anyways, atleast i always have a shiny car that people comment on for being clean

Taking it off isn't exactly difficult. You could also just get a tarp or moving blanket and throw it over the car at night. Just has to be heavy enough to not get blown away.

FUCK IT, i spent all my pocket moneys for teh new GTX and i'm going to THE RUN once again.

>Drive a RWD twin turbo coupe that runs high 12s when stripped out
>Good enough to do hektik skidz and enjoy twisties without stress
>Streetracing is boring, CAMS is cheap and only 1.5hr drive away from an internationally known track with common, reasonably priced trackdays
>Twin cam excel + roll cage and semi-slicks is

so you agree? FWD is inferior?

>That feel when a tree dropped on your pride and joy
>Almost went though the windscreen and killed me
>Car's been stuck in the shop for over a month
life is pain.

based insurance coughed up no problems though cheers aami

over 4k worth of damage car was only worth 6k at the time apparently

This was a wonderful read thank you for this slice of niglife

ausfag here so the worst mods i see are matte black hiluxes with p plates that have a straightpipe hackjob and cai pod filter

Seen plenty of people doing it over the years mate.

Is that a fucking vmax I see? Fucking great taste in bikes there mate, 10/10

I can smoke while riding a bike. I can even roll a cigarette in thin leather gloves at a traffic light. Does require an open face helmet, though.

>with qt again
>taking her home from the other side of town to meet up with some friends, we cant contact them though
>qt asks for my phone so she can call them, because hers is flat
>"Omg XR WAGON, is that a skyline as your background? Lol."
>"i like skylines, they look nice."
>rest of the way back home were talking about what kind of car she wants to get.
>yfw you will never have a qt that likes skylines in your life

Then add some power to it bitch

>black unidentifiable sedan
>to people who don't give a shit, it looks like any other sedan
>to people who knows cars it's something nice
>comfy
>fast

But it's hard to love it when I am not behind the wheel

>fuel pump decided it didn't want to pump fuel
>electrics went mad (luckily I could fix this on my own)
>CD unit committed suicide
>15mpg and I am paying about 2$ per liter

Masochism is mandatory for anyone with a BMW I guess? Don't get me wrong I love it, but...

>not kicking a bitch to the curve for being a weeaboo

>you will never truly be goods at driving
AAAAAAAAA FUCK

>you'll never turn a shitbox truck into your mobile home and wander the world with your runaway qt gf

>you will forever feel uncomfortable driving large cars

>I can even roll a cigarette in thin leather gloves at a traffic light
>thin
May as well not wear gloves.

Same with the open face helmet. It's doable, though. I used to wear an open face purely to smoke. You don't even need thin gloves if you're smoking tailors

But large cars are the best in terms of comfy levels, son.

>all that open interior space
>the feeling of driving a vehicle large enough to be considered a small home in developing countries

Yeah but that manouvering through narrow streets and that parking. This ain't Murrika.

>VMAX
>Anything but absolute trash

Git good fag.

>you will always have to post on Veeky Forums with a bunch of kiddies who think that acceleration is the end-all because they live in areas that suck for driving

it's like you guys hate cars. move to the foothills. plenty of nice and curvy roads but just an hour away from any large city. get out of bumfuck

I'm not in bumfuck though you fucking asshole

>implying a bike with more displacement than most cars outside of the US isn't the greatest idea in the universe
get out

oh i'm sorry, you're probably in some shitty city where you have to go through 50 stoplights just to get to work.

>want a Miata
>live in Russia, literally the only country where Miatas are expensive (as in, you can get a decent 3-series for that money)
>240Z- same story
>MGB- same story
>tfw your best bet for an inexpensive light sporty car is a stripped out Lada

I'm not in a city

>be driving around in my shitbox
>life sux
>drive past a bus stop full of busriders
>feel a lot better

>imblign
>1930lbs
>rwd
>underpowered
>grassroots drift league participant

spoiled brat

>see car I really want to buy
>have the money
>seller isn't answering the phone for 2 days

I bet it's already sold ;_;

Don't feel bad. Unless you can put in the work yourself or you have cash dripping out the ass streetracers are finicky expensive toys while keeping a nice running luxury land yacht running well ain't too hard. I went from a 97 Lincoln Town Car to a 73 Olds 98 and it's a nice ride. I should trade/sell it for a Lexus I guess cuz I get shit for being too young for so much car but I love the thing. I had a couple fast ricers but shit-wannabes and wiggers cornered that scene. I love the old luxury cars for some reason.

That's because there's so much body roll and the springs so soft that you're basically gently swayed back and forth over even the nastiest bumps.

Even in modern luxury cars you can feel the road way too much. Whatever happened to literally feeling like you were driving on air? What happened to 1 finger power steering? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO SEATS WITH MILE LONG FOAM CUSHIONING?

I hate luxury and it's a waste of time

>remember when i was riding the bus with my friends
> i'm alone in the car
>life sux

Why the fuck do you think 2700 lbs is heavy? How much time do you spend on Veeky Forums?

>not having a helmet vape with a switch on your clutch hand
You're hardly even trying.

there's this guy at work who rides in every morning on his Harley smoking a cigarette and blasting classic rock. I call him Easy Rider

kek saliva and a rag does the same shit and i dont have to look like a pretentious twat using club soda to wash bord shit off of my car

so you lick the bird shit?

>2016
>not licking bird shit
fucking normie

>you will never drive nice cars to live

That's how I felt till I was behind the wheel of a 12 ton tank

I meant hitting a bowl.