please post a list of the heists, i dont want to give some literally who views
Matthew Garcia
The Biker Meme Birth of Meme Memestarter Hotline Memeami Hoxton Memeout First World Meme The Memeond Beneath The Meme The Big Meme Lab Memes Shadow Meme
Lincoln Scott
>10) Biker Heist
Decently farmable, but the helicopter turret on Day 2 is worse than Hitler and with pubs that never grab Inspire you will get murdered
Day 1 is okay, snipers are over the top though
>9) Birth of Sky
Fair enough, plane is rushed in one minute, it's passable on the ground. Sewer Escape is uninspired bullshit (3 bulldozers spawn in your face, for real now ?)
>8) Firestarter
Day 1 Stealth is broken and needs Long Guide to do, worse on DW. Day 2 is an okay day but server alarm point makes it ECM rush galore. Day 3 is literally a fucking bank. On Loud the payout is barely worth all the grinding
7) Hotline Miama
Fair enough, as long as you don't deal with retards who can't cook and the one dumb puppy who tries to bag all the coke, you also generally need to bring C4 off-perk for Day 2, or a saw that's going to be useless otherwise
6) Hoxton Breakout
Loud Farming Simulator 2016. Incredibly easy as long as you're not retarded and can avoid a turret. Otherwise gets stale after a while, at least both days can be wrapped in 10 minutes each if your team isn't retarded
>5) First World Bank
Stealth Farming Simulator 2016, also Le Overdrill (that pubbies will always fuck up unless you personally do it, because it's that hard to search "Payday 2 Overdrill" with Google)
No reason to not do it in stealth, it's quick, hard to fuck up due to predictable guards, loot hauling is minimal and you get 800k XP solo
If you're going to do it Loud, it's DW Overdrill or bust
>4) The Diamond
Passably fun, although the maze at the end busts my balls and you have to reroll it ten fucking times until it gives you a straight line you can actually do in DW
Cash potential is limited, and if you fuck up the alarm you're done, even if the Diamond is already secured. Bile takes ten years to come extract your ass
1/2
Cooper Rivera
>3) Beneath the Mountain
The heist is seriously impacted by the shitty turret fighting segment when first entering the base. Only way to get past it is either to empty all guns for like 30 seconds or get 3 players to bait it while an ICTV goes to cut the grilles and hope it doesn't shit out infinite fart gas
>2) The Big Bank
Masochism. Waste 3 pagers on the front area, and then have to move 20 bags through an area crawling with guards
On loud, it's fine, but you need Bus Escape because all the other escapes are retarded. In that case, as long as one person isn't retarded and rushes the crane so you don't have to deal with the snipers, it becomes retarded easy
>1) Lab Rats
Second worst repeatable heist behind the one with presents and coke (Xmas something, very forgettable). Incredibly easy to fall off and die, shit all for covers, map traversals are awful, pubbies will blow the lab near instantly and kill everyone
>0) Shadow Raid
As long as you understand all the exploits, it's fun if lengthy. The XP gain is absolute garbage though. Do it a few times to get the XP and DW completion and then forget it ever existed
2/2
Anthony Edwards
There are no bugs in Shadow Raid.
0/10 blog, would not heist witih.
Landon Campbell
You can glitch the helicopter to prevent the awful 4 guard spawn on OVK/DW, simply stand on a specific part of the helipad
You can glitch two guards by keeping the doors to the balcony closed, because the pathers are enabled but the AI will break since it can't reach them
Neither of those are intended, although they have become commonplace to use because the heist instantly becomes less fun
Elijah Gutierrez
There are no bugs in Shadow Raid.
Maybe you should quit your lies while you're still ahead.
Angel Jenkins
Nice meme
Liam Jones
thanks my friend
Jose White
Murky station is the superior stealth heist.
Anthony Scott
Gambler is god tier perk deck
Christopher Peterson
Murky Station is fun it its own rights. Not sure about the payout, but it's certainly more fresh than Shadow Raid
Austin Hernandez
Payout is respectable, but the XP payout is the important part. 833,000 XP (assuming infamy 5) for max 20 minutes of work, with only 16 bags total you need to move a small distance.
Shadowraid, on the other hand, pays very well, but is lengthy (30 minutes average), has a lot of bag handling, and only gives ~500,000 xp at infamy 5. Shadow raid is also a bit more RNG focused, and also has a lot of bugs
Ryder Kelly
I think right now Murky Station and First World Bank are the best stealth-able heists
Murky Station has higher payout if you're good in stealth environments, and First World Bank rewards you for properly doing objectives by giving you a full Control segment
Both give roughly 800k base ignoring Infamy boost
Leo Green
Shadow Raid DW used to give out 1 mil+ exp a pop.
But then Infamy 2.0 happened.
Nathaniel Price
>crews ECM rushing shadowraid ruined it for all of us
Blake Cox
No, it was purely the bitching from the Steam forums and OVK devs fucking us in the ass with the shitastic update that they called Infamy 2.0.
OVK has a very long history of pumping out kneejerk reactions to kill any attempts to make grinding easier. The current exp trigger / exp-per-bag system exists solely so OVK could keep SR DW's exp payout low like keeping max bags at 32 so that securing all bags still gives you a shit payout.
William Campbell
And on a side note, unlike other games like Dota 2 where devs prioritise Reddit opinions over their own dev forums, Reddit amusingly has zero voice in Payday 2. It's purely the Steam forums.
Christian Nguyen
But ECM rush SR was the whole XP grinding thing that got SR XP nerfed as a whole
Connor Peterson
And then they fucked it again, Classics are the best XP grinders in the game
Jayden Gonzalez
How are any of the four we have better than Rats Pro DW?
Sociopath sucks and they need to change it to 10% damage reduction and 20% health regen for melee kill then it will be good
Christopher Hall
THEY STILL DIDN'T FIX HOXTON'S "STAY DOWN" VOICELINE BUG IT'S BEEN IN THE GAME FOR 2 YEARS!
Ian Jones
What bug ?
Matthew Sullivan
What needs to be updated on the perk deck guide? Also there is a hidden "don't act dumb" in the background of the burglar description that I just noticed
Jayden Mitchell
in stealth(control phase if loud),britbong hoxton says "get down"to civs that are already down,instead of saying "STAY down". this wouldn't be an issue if he didn't have only 4 "get down" lines,which means that he repeats the same 4 lines over and over again,this makes crowd control in stealth a pain in the ass. the worst part is that he actually uses the correct set of lines on a police assault
Easton Harris
i want clover porn so baDLY :(
Henry Bailey
I want Sydney porn badly
Chase Adams
there's a decent sydney pic already
none for my waifu :^(
Kayden Gray
post the sydney porn pls
Hudson Sullivan
Dressing up as video game characters is a hobby
Caleb Reed
Good luck user. Maybe one day someone will make some porn for your waifu and hopefully, more for sydney.
no models nigga clover had some good models with tons of variations(unbuttoned shirt,blazer but no pants,etc)but they suddenly fucking vanished
Brody Brooks
t. overshill almir
Michael Gray
goD DAMMIT RrrrAAAUGHHHHHHHHH
Jaxon Sanders
How did that happen? I'm not familiar with animation but can't someone just rip the models from the game files or something?
Jaxson Morales
why didn't anyone just get the models while they were still up
Bentley Collins
>you also generally need to bring C4 off-perk for Day 2, or a saw that's going to be useless otherwise The door that you encounter while climbing the floors is not "C4-friendly".
Caleb King
>You can glitch the helicopter to prevent the awful 4 guard spawn on OVK/DW, simply stand on a specific part of the helipad If you never go to the helipad, the guards will always spawn. You only get the fifth artifact if you go to the helipad. It's a feature.
Easton Diaz
It's actually 50/50 if you dont stand on it
Caleb Bell
This thread is so dead. Where is everyone?
Dylan Sullivan
It's your fault.
Isaiah Jackson
looking for nude sfm models.
Hunter Robinson
trap feet
Joshua Stewart
jewfest when
Andrew Nelson
end of this month/mid-october if we lucky
Nathaniel Perry
>there's 160 damage ARs but no 160 damage SMGs
Owen Young
i don't think it works like that the people that did (evidenced by ) didn't "sign" their work,which means that it's gonna be really fuckin hard to find them,which means no models
Charles Scott
>DMR kit can't be used on Krinkov/Para fuck you overkill
Cameron Campbell
Holy shit, how long did it take me to notice that I had short barrel on my M1014 which reduces the ammo in the chamber by 2. Never used it because of it and only today did I see the long barrel which adds 2 and makes it great. I actually had so much fun with it and everything died on DW...it was glorious, for sure.
Robert Lee
What's your set up with it?
Carter Ramirez
Just the standard Shotgun CQB & Impact aced along with Overkill. Get the long barrel and as much stability as you can for maximum machine gun.
Brayden Bell
this tbqh
Lucas Lopez
>Overkill Well shit, no wonder I haven't been having as much fun with shotguns. I should make a shotgun run and gun build with it.
Adrian Collins
Anyone interested in some good old fashioned hunger games?
It'll be 9-10 images, not counting this one
Angel Jenkins
Why is Bonnie listed as Bodhi?
Michael Wilson
t. bodhi
William Campbell
Because their names are so similar i accidentally fucked them up
Christian Reed
rip
Nathan James
Sure. How do you play it?
Cameron Thompson
You watch. Contestants randomly do/have stuff happen to them. I'm assembling the images, I'll start posting shortly
Isaiah Nelson
You don't play it.
Juan Reed
Sure, go ahead before the mods wake up and eliminate fun
Aiden Gray
It begins
Grayson Thompson
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Charles Jenkins
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Jordan Kelly
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Landon Wright
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Andrew Roberts
>cloaker >her wew
Luke Kelly
>hector convinces skulldozer to snuggle with him
Nicholas Kelly
totally intentional :^)
Lincoln Collins
>cloaker >cloak her
Camden Richardson
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James Robinson
rip best character its jacket
Isaiah Gray
Such a lackluster way to die, too. Though I guess it fits the Elephant's character to do something like that.
Kayden Walker
Real human being
Angel Russell
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Jaxson Bell
And the final day.
Hope you enjoyed it, if I do another one I'll probably reduce the number of contractors and replace them with cops/specials/funne pdg memes xd
Anthony James
ah kak
Jacob Rivera
>how can it be a drill if it aint drillin What did he mean by this?
Jack Jackson
It's a broke dick piece of shit drill
Jonathan Howard
hot new exploit guys enter preplanning in skill profile that has messiah switch to skill profile that does not have messiah messiah still works!!!
