League of Legends General /lolg/

Boosting ain't a viable career path son unless your name is Apdo, but I am on break and wanted to take the bait

I am this () guy from the previous thread. I will be using a temporary trip while the AMA goes on. I don't think I'll be doing another one of these for a while, so if there are any questions you would like to have me answer, now is the time for you to ask.

Riot's contracts are incredibly restrictive. I remember reading about them on >>/LedditXD/ the other day and it made me glad I never even considered going pro. Apparently they keep a lot of you stream and sponsor revenue.

I really only play for 4 to 6 hours a day. I only take three boosting requests at a time. The only thing that's frustrating about playing with retards is that they rarely ever time summoners or try to help you out.

I'm not Asian.

>Pick Illaoi, because some user recommended it
>She loses top to literally every pick unless constantly supported by the jungler
>Can't survive 1v1 against anyone who isn't
super far behind of her
>All her skills are "lmao dude just like walk away xD"

Epic champ Veeky Forums, luckily I still have 2 refunds left.

I wanna fill shyvana daily until her womb is at her limit

then i would plug her

Leagues Biggest Bust!

>top lane getting buttfucked
>begging for ganks
>his opponent is darius

Do you just leave those people to their fate? darius turns any gank into two kills once hes 6

>using refunds for stuff you bought with ip

If you manage to land an e, which should be fairly easy, you can literally take 50% of someone's hp and they can't do shit about it.

Just git gud

when does this fucking bullshit go away?

Oh, yeah, to answer the other part of your question: I've never been ripped off/backcharged before. If this ever happened to me, I would just send evidence to Riot and have the customer in question permanently banned. I have set up a fake Skype and e-mail for this purpose, and I make sure to never use the same IP twice (so I don't get backtracked).

do you do coaching? I don't like the idea of getting boosted but a replay review or two coaching session is something I'd pay for. Obviously I can't win every game if someone is turbo feeding or afking but even reviewing a game that I won and telling me what I could've done better overall would be nice. I've improved a lot by doing self reviews of my own replays.

Creating an account, leveling it to 30, and getting it to D5 to sell for $300 can't be worth it. That's terrible $/hr, surely.

Who did you lose to in lane so hard? Illaoi whoops the shit out of most picks and is a big bully in lane. If she gets ahead the other team has to exert lots of pressure to stop her from taking the top inhib, much like a trynd out of control

mine took like 3 months after the ban
i was suspended for 14 days

That depends on how much he's fed and how fed are you and what champions you both are. But generally I wouldn't go gank a fed Darius unless I got strong myself elsewhere or mid is coming to help.

Stupid shit Eurocucks say:
-Ulti instead of ult
-Nash instead of Baron
-ss isntead of mia
-Nauti instead of Naut
-Kata instead of Kat

No wonder the whole continent is down the shitter.

just take exhaust nigga, they cant walk away from that

Theme of this patch: youtube.com/watch?v=J6rb_ZWy1pA
Seriously, just mute the login screen's music and play this over the animation. Shit is great.

Is Nami worth 6300 right now? She's fun as hell in aram.

>that file name

stop being toxic

THIS. had that bullshit since the beginning of the whole loot box charade

countless boxes ive missed because i hurt someone's fucking feefees

Is there anything worse than 0 lp d5 players.

Because even low plat was better than these whiny fucking trolls every game.

Trying to solo queue support my way to Silver, wish me luck.

;_;

You'd make more money being a pro or doing coaching honestly.

Yeah he's bullshitting for attention. Being "the best NA player" doesn't give him more xp, and levelling takes forever.

dominant > switch > submissive

if you're waifu is not dominant you may want to consider dumping her for a stronger and more confidant woman

How hard is it to not be an asshole? You dont deserve shit

I bet you dont even have a santa nashor icon

>drake instead of drag

In all honesty, I think coaching is the worst thing anybody could do. It's a huge rip off because there is no way I could possibly teach you anything beneficial in such a limited time frame. For example, the things I tell you to do would probably never be done again, because it's next to impossible for you to be in any exact situation we go over in your future matches.

I actually get the accounts to Gold I or so after placements, and it takes 20 or so matches (rarely over 30 minuets each match) to get to Diamond V.

Trynd. His ult lasts more than hers

>NRG is pronounced 'ehn arr gee'
>commonly pronounced instead as 'ehn err gee' to just say energy
this triggers me

Do you stream?

Streaming is easy as fuck money, or so it looks like.

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums on NA RESULTS

Another one is up!

Do you ever play support

>It's a huge rip off because there is no way I could possibly teach you anything beneficial in such a limited time frame
Yeah that makes sense. Even I can see my own obvious mistakes like missing cs or trading poorly ect.
Feels bad grinding through plat desu

Greatest hits include:
>Gnar
lmao just like hug the tower my dude
>Ryze
Takes no damage, has infinite mana, points and clicks your HP away
>Riven
Outtrades you heavily , dodges everything
Her E has a 20 second cooldown, doesn't go through minions, and is as thin as Yasuo's HASAGI.
The Q does barely any damage, even with DFG, has no range, and is very predictable.
The W does basically nothing in the middle of the lane, as your tentacles are always in the brushes, you jump at your opponent who now can do whatever the fuck he wants with you, and the damage is laughable unless you trigger multiple tentacles.

Yes, the ult lets you 1 shot enemies, especially turn around ganks fairly well, but most people just disengage asap.

The champ is shit.

>I actually get the accounts to Gold I or so after placements

That's not the point. You said you make new accounts, level them, and then get them to D5. That's terrible time management, as leveling an account to 30 takes a large investment, even if you're cheesing bot games or making an afk strat.

The Gold 1 > D5 is believable, the leveling part isn't. You'd be making maybe minimum wage at that rate. If you're actually doing this, that's incredibly stupid.

Your post sounds full of shit, user.

What appear offline program you use while playing on other peoples accounts?

btw you can hit plat5 out of fresh 30 accounts if you go 10-0, Reese and I have done it before

>implying ribbon is dominative
please user

Almost called it here can you show op.gg of one of your accounts

>tfw can't stop listening to Blumenkranz

H-help!

i don't understand what it says but damn, i like how it sounds.

i just grabbed one of the only sfw pics in my league femdom folder, i'm sorry

>tfw kog'maw getting gutted
thank you riot

Things people say that make it obvious how stupid they are
>Mundo can't 1v2 under any circumstances

I'm an idiot and didn't make my question clear enough in the last thread.

What are the pros and cons of picking Darius or Renekton instead of the other?

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums IS LIVE ON NA

BETS!

have you done it as premade all 10 games? I'm pretty sure solo gold 1 is the max

all on gumi!!

>Naut instead of Nauti
that's gay

>udyr is an early ganker

>mfi I didn't play ranked last year with stupid as fuck champion choices then I would be out of bronze by now
>struggling to get out of bronze IV because I only gain 14 lp per win and lose 20 or so per loss

Should I just make a new account?

I WANNA HOTGLUE THE CAIT STATUE

what the fuck

I have looked into it but I think it would be too much of a commitment for me. I only play for 4 to 6 hours a day so anything more would be incredibly exhausting. Also, I'm in school right now, so any additional League time would just hurt me even though the money wouldn't hurt at all.

Yes. I think it's a very relaxing role.

Just play point and click champions.

I have a bot for leveling the accounts. I've never gotten caught.

I don't use an appear offline program. My account bot already has me on full paranoia mode.

Pic related is the best you're going to get.

youtube.com/watch?v=cvLdeKGPfAc
>tfw you get hyped as fuck

no, what you need to do is git gud, you can do it user, you can try again next season, keep practicing before you fuck your MMR so hard, like, harder than it is right now.

practice cs'ing, decision making, matchups, itemization.

Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.

>Just play point and click champions.
I like playing adc mostly, probably not the best for climbing solo but I've actually been winning alot recently by dominating team fights as jinx/tristana
I can definitely feel diamond coming before season ends

>I have a bot for leveling the accounts. I've never gotten caught.

>commercial services frequently have their accounts banned due to leveling with bots
>it's so frequent that they usually have some clause about giving you a free account if the one you buy gets banned
>yours have somehow never been banned

I dunno user, it seems awfully convenient that you left that out in the first place.

You're maxing E>Q>W right?

Gnar isn't too bad to deal with because of his shit health regen, low base health, and when mega his hitbox is the size of a planet for your E. If you get one grab you can drop him by 50%, two in lane can outright kill him. The lane is shit to deal with because le gnar xd but its not the worst

Ryze and Riven I rarely see or play against but I feel like you can out all in riven if you get a nice E+R. Ryze idk but you should try to summon EyeMthestron9est and have him give you advice, he's a good illaoi

don't give up, i was stuck in bronze 4 not too long ago and I know you can do it as well

Life as a OTP

yeah these can be bot games for all we know

I'm just gonna call you a faggot and leave it at that for now

Back during the S3 and early S4 the shitty launcher featured some ranked games to spectate. What happened to that function? I cant find it anywhere.

>posts a pic of popular scripting champions
>"I am the best in NA."

My fuckin sides

I was in my promos a few days ago.
1/3 of the time I carry games (it's not enough, but I'm definitely getting better.)
>reach promos
>always some troll/feeder/afker
>try to tell said feeder how to improve his/her situation to help them out
>doesn't work
>get mad
>start raging and getting toxic

I need to calm down my anger issues first, but it's so hard.

No one says Nash or Nauti.
I have played since 2010 on both eune and euw and i have literally never heard anyone say either.

>tfw katafag lies to you

>life as a level 18 smurf

implying that next season hes gonna do placements and not end up bronze 5

How will TSM face up agains koreans this year? I mean CLG beat SKT and TSM are leagues better than CLG.

that's e-stalking amd cyber bullying so they removed it to protect the innocent.

share the folder you fuck

>over 3 million players play lol everyday
>quequ time still takes 10mins

nice game loltards

You missed drake instead of dragon

I wouldn't be surprised if SKT is sandbagging scrims to give false confidence

But everyone knows that RNG is going to win this year. Team is fucking stacked and is playing well. I wanna see AHQ do well too

afaik all of those are spic slang except for nash, and ss means no spells in here rather than mia.

Okay guys, this is how you Cho'Gath top

>Flash + Ignite
>12/18/0 (Thunderlords)
>Q > E > W > Q (Max Q, R, W, E)
>D Ring 2pot start
>Get 2 more D Rings on first back (Cho'gath passive + 3 dorans = infinite sustain)
>Then Hextech revolver
>Then Ludens > Protobelt > Rylai > Meme Mask > GA/ Void and situational boots along the way

No need to thank me for the freelo lads, try it out yourselves and enjoy

smurf mmr high, but I feel ya. Everyone is a smurf down here nowadays.

New matchmaking.

Instead of just throwing 5 random people into a champ select screen and expecting them to claim their roles themselves, the system now filters people to their preferred roles of choice. And that will result in longer queue times in general.

Pretty obvious imo.

>You're maxing E>Q>W right?
No, I'm maxing R>Q>E>W.

I start corrupting, get warhammer + cowl / fist depending on matchup, finish cleaver, finish boots, finish second item.

The Ryze pushed me out of lane multiple times, but never really managed to kill me solo.
I got lucky on him 4 times and managed to take him down, since he took me for a drooling retard and super greeded trying to kill me.

I did have a good lead, 4 0 1 at some point, but couldn't translate that into anything.
Yi, even if super far behind with 3 5 0 stats, just kills me in 3 hits, regardless of how much armor I have. Ryze dodges all day and blows me up in seconds while having more HP than me.
The other 3 are too elusive to ever catch with the E, and even if, hitting the E will never outright kill anyone, even if the spirit is killed.

The E is impossible to hit in lane, since all the enemy does is either straight up all-in me, or farm behind creeps while poking.

>inb4 not even level 30
Like I don't have to be a chef to know when food tastes like shit.

you're shitting on me, arent you

>tfw your toplaner is 0/8 before you can surrender

just type e-stalking league into any search engine

it's a pretty established meme at this point

Fix your build,get BC into Cleaver into def items,don't start corrupting,start doran's ring/blade depending on the matchup,come on man,atleast read a guide for her or something.

>ywn hold hands with vladfag

Now I can finally play with GOOD players!

>protobelt

Glad I'm not the only one who realizes how op it is on Cho.

>still no idea of who's doing Ahri's pic for the contest
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>look mom, I posted it again!