/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

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For them it would.

Good for you then

>Got any neat plans for your thread?
Cry and moan like babies about how they were gods but Lorkhan took it all away and that he was a trickster and how Talos isn't a divine. Thats all Altmer do anyway

Riverstriders are fun

Bandits? Pfft, what can they do?

Triss dodged a pringling
Xidestra exploited hot tags
Jo memed on Veit
Ser Knight showed Pelinal how to knight
Aylen introduced Snake to his knees
Maxeen wrecked Anne (no stage break)
Douchebros outdouche the big lizards
Ruru is most impure
Alta mercilessly beat up a special needs child
Xi beat Nadene for the s'witpack
CHASES FUCKING WON HOLY SHIT
Vlad impaled the Count
Necromamas win

Yes, the bananas are in charge of this thread.

This is how instant loss 2komas start

youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc

Bananas are in charge of every thread, they just haven't told us yet.

Dayum, that outfit is hawt.

>install cwo
>everything goes great for over 250 hours
>siege of markath is an auto ctd

Let me die.

By the Eight and One

Don't say we didn't warn you

We tried to warn you about having fun with the Civil War.

Does she still taste hist sap when she burps?

cute~

I'm going to try the console to rescue this save.

But 250 hours is...bretty good, considering all the shit it does.

ESO is actually pretty good...

That's why it gets to have it's own thread, away from all the shit that is tesg.

Fight me faggot

Goodnight /tesg/

user, that is just rude and plain distasteful.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=VPRuL9ACZeM

bruh

Glad you're having fun with it.

Do not believe the Prophet's lies. He fucked everyone over.

Goodnight user!

I'm okay with this

Deep down I think we all know in our hearts that they're our betters

Goodnight user

git fukced

>same pose
>similar armor

My fucking sides

You SAID it gurl.

Made some edits to Cheydinhal

>instant loss 2koma
Wao, lood.

It's also really slutty looking. I added a tasset from Arise Dark Sacrament to cover her lower body. No elegant lady would show off her panties in public.

Ahegao?

i like this n'wah

Gods, I'm so pumped for your mod!

Dear god help me, its almost 4am and I cant sleep

It is, but ESO discussion usually devolves into a bunch of MMO lingo I don't understand, I think it doesn't really belong here.
I'm a memeboy.

would you let her suck your blood

inb4 cannothave

Uh that'd be a big no

se

Knock yourself out. Go outside and run until you're exhausted.

Wait until you see Umbriel

Well, I have been releasing the city so if I do stop because of outside reasons. Someone can do what ever they want with what I have left.

I like good threads. I hope it makes you proud.

delet

They can't all be like that.

>finish jacking off

Nevermind.

Yes, I've always wanted to date a vampire girl. I think it's sexy.

Kind of tickles my vore fetish but it's much more safe.

Drink yourself into a mini-coma. When you wake up your children will be here.

You ever had a conversation with an Altmer? They can't hold a normal discussion for 3 minutes without talking about Lorkhan and how they were gods.

No.

This is also the extended size that I will be working with

fug

Come on, you know you wonder the same thing.

Her nose isn't big anymore!
It shrunk a lot!

>WE WUZ GODS!

>whiterun

Disgusting

I don't understand

>another waifu fell for the vampire meme
they are all so desperate to be the next cumtears.

Not all Altmer are like that. Someone who doesn't know why Altmer are superior isn't worth speaking to anyway. Most people know better.

Its cause they're really good at sex

I would do some nasty things to get a Thalmor wife

I've never played a vampire
i thought it'd be fun but i was wrong

Delete

Vampire and werewolf were both dull. Disappointing.

yeah, I'm probably gonna do the cure quest eventually

Any way to get white hair to be, well, white? Almost all of my hairstyles have this weird brown-yellowish undertone.

Desaturate and brighten the hair textures

set it to a very pale and desaturated blue. maybe edit the diffuse texture to be less saturated in color.

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Thank you!

>phone won't download images from fireden so I can't garner my images and and post from bed
unless I want to shitpost furiously, of course

is there an UNP version of giant"s cloth armor floating around that doesn't require HDT?

Please make surly goat a follower, I want to pamper her with cuisine and built an observatory for her

>husbando title went from vampire to vampire to vampire
Someone stop this madness

>tfw cant sleep
>tfw hungry
>tfw bored
just want to die already fuck man.

Desu you should've seen the match, it was rigged with Jheera rushing in and punching the Count.

Count pls

Goodnight

good me me

Why is one of Aylen's eyes all squinty?

nice

I did see it. I saw Jheera do jack shit and Vlad shrug off a tombstone pile driver after being busted open

Those t-rex hands

That's just how all elves smile, in my game at least.

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Ded

post adventures and stories.

Well after getting into some major trouble with the law at Riften, and being forced to endure some harsh punish. I think it's time to leave Riften and adventure elsewhere.

too much panic in that place.

r8 out of 10.

Looks like a horse

Sarah Jessica Parker?

Did you make some changes? She used to be good

I don't like the skin texture. Is that fairskin? The lips look odd.

if i want to wipe all my mods and start skyrim fresh, do i need to do anything other than delete my skyrim folder and re-download from steam?