/owg/ - Overwatch General

Fareeha's metal thong

Why doesn't Widowmaker have more realistic proportions for a sniper?

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I think Blizzard needs to put in a Team Composition tutorial, and make it mandatory.

Bastion, Zen, and Winston are virgins

Yes. He paid many whores to take his virginity but always ended up crying the whole time and talking about 'muh brother' and 'muh honor' instead.

>defend successfully
>retard picks hanzo on offense
>proceeds to whiff 5 FIVE FUCKING ULTS
>lose game

why whyyyyyyyyy dont people change the fucking hero if they see it DOESNT FUCKING WORK

>Bastion
>Torb
>Mei
Whose the most worthless?

I HOPE THAT S76 ABUSE FIC IS SOON READY user

Torb, without a doubt.

TheMemester#11496
I'm on a solo comp winning streak and would love to have another player to group up with me, 6 stack would be gr8.

We can chat on the discord
discord.gg/YtEQq

mmr???

Your a virgin lmao

give me pharah tips pls.

They'll come together again. And it'll be like old times.

All of Gabe's animosity towards Morrison is the rift, why did he have to be so bitter about losing his position as commander?

Why do people like making new threads so much that they must do it before bump limit? Like, I can understand at 740, but we've seen threads at 640 get new thread please migrate to my thread but not the other one xD

>implying Winston doesn't give Genji the hot monkey dick every night

that's not true I was molested as a child

making a new thread is literally the crowning moment of glory in some people lives. sad, i no.

Wrong previous thread, fucko

The animosity will go away once Jack embraces the edge

Why can't you buy player icon? I want bunny.

SOMBRA
ES
LINDA

This is a Widow I can get behind

I've played with you before. Last time, we got paired up with a 4-man stack on our team and a 6-man stack on the other
It was a brutal defeat

What, your thread not getting the recognition you want it to :^)

Not like you could squeeze past her anyway

Torb.

>buying loot boxes

Y/N?

>S76 ABUSE
Hasn't he been through enough abuse in his life

It's your money, my man

Amélie Lacroix
Best OverQt

Why is Mei cosplaying Widow?

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The best overqt is the one you like most!

masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/TheMemester-11496

2050, still rising.

This is why I need a stacker /owg/ team
to kek the enemys

Regardless, Ana is gonna to be the in between that makes them come together, I'm sure.

We'll see, I imagine since she is a "mother" of Overwatch, and the best friend of Gabe and Jack, she was stuck in the middle of the all the arguments and had to calm them down.

Just a guess, but seems likely.

>mercy
>straight
pick one

What is this, a meme for ants?

>implying there can ever be enough abuse for Mr 76

76abuse-user here. It's done. I hope you all enjoy.

archiveofourown.org/works/8003926

About the bit at the end, an user suggested it and I just find the idea of 76 having to explain to Mercy that he was just anally raped very arousing

Just wait until the next event if you really want to buy some.

werent u the goy who got POTG as genji where u just kept deflecting bastions turret

how is one kill a POTG

Friendships are best ships

Mercy and Pharah are friends! Mercy and Torbjorn are friends! Mercy and Roadhog are happily married!

Hey /OWG/
Should I buy Overwatch
I have been watching a lot of Horse Noose videos
Played some TF2 in the past Wasn't very good
I wouldn't play much competitive or go for the golden weapons
I would just mostly play for fun, play with some friends.
Also repeating digits and i'll buy the game and heal slut all night

>be 3000+
>every game is almost entirely Diamond or Master
>playing with sub 2500 friend
>everyone is still at least Platinum or Diamond
>the absolute state of the quality though
Jesus I was legitimately getting angry and some of our fucking teammates, such as a Reinhardt on KOTH who did nothing but charge in and feed a D.va her ult
Solo Queue is actually easier for me

I was just to lazy to find a bigger picture senpai. You're welcome to do it though

Here you go fampai

Yeah it's a pretty good game.

I'll play with you if you buy it.

please delete this

I'm open to being in a stack if everyone else is good and I can get away with not having a mic

Oh boy

Need more jojo poses.

why is widowmaker blue

>Should I buy Overwatch
Do you like team based shooters with a flavor of Moba? This might be the game for you! And don't worry, TF2 and Overwatch don't really play similarly.

>Healslut
Don't make an enemy out of me. I will discord orb your shit every time I see you, and our Healslut, who I hate but can't kill will buff beam the nearest DPS to kill you instantly

>can't handle a full figured woman

pathetic

blizzard wants you to be a good goyim and buy boxes

i just use cycling

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Here we go...

Can someone objectively prove how completely removing McCree from the game wouldn't drastically improve character balance. I have never seen such a fucking mess of of a character in my life.

Even better

Have some more

Why does Hanzo have to be a meme character? Before I bought the game, I was thinking "Aww, sweet, a bow and arrow character" since those are always my favorites in a lot of games, but I never even played as him out of fear of getting memed on.

>Mercy and Roadhog are happily married!
Are you a crazy person?

Affe has the right idea. You need Reapers, Meis, and Hogs. That bastion isn't too bad of a choice either

>tfw you're finally good with daddy McCree

What is the best song to listen to while playing your favorite hero?
Reinhardt:
youtube.com/watch?v=gwj9YPmrLsQ

I hope it's worth it, dear user

>american

I'm not gay but I have to read this
it has been hyped up for too long

zenyatta is pretty good too

>I'm not gay but
user...

McCree:

youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

>find the idea of 76 having to explain to Mercy
>Mercy

Ya fucked up, let's see if the beginning makes up for the shitty ending.

If only i could climb up to that level, i can feel me getting to diamond will be based on luck on my teammates, i by no means consider myself the better player but man it´s annoying

>"Junkrat please stay on my line of sight if you stay inside that room only way i can go to heal you is if i run there leaving the whole team behind"
>"X please stay behind the choke defending, don´t try to spawn camp the- oh you got picked off"
>"Guys the big rectangle is your friend, stand behind it and push with me"

Yesterday i had a Zarya who called out the enemy Roadhog on using an aimbot for his hook. The ELO hell is real

We won.
They eventually switched to this before getting objective A

I was placed at 2990 and won my first game, thank fuck for that

>why did he have to be so bitter about losing his position as commander?
user if I literally won a war and got everyone out alive and lost the position afterwards to my white best friend just because he was 'more propaganda friendlier looking' than me while I got the short end of the stick covering Overwatch's dirtier jobs, then left to die while they saved him instead, i'd lose all of my cool too. Think more about it.

>implying she isn't the reason they hate each other in the first place

but I don't find it attractive
I don't know why I like looking at abused s76, it's just funny and i'm going along with the crowd
I don't think I'm going to masturbate to it or anything

Is Mei/Roadhog the new meta? I see both in every team.

By the time Sombra comes out, all hype will be gone
Sure people will be excited but it's more of a frustrated "finally."
Like when your pizza is late

2240 and managed to get to 2600, currently sitting at almost 2500.

I listen to this while reaping:

youtu.be/mifnMC_Kn1Q

At what point do you think quitting is the best option? How many losses in a row do you take before you decide "this is enough, I'm taking a break"?

Even if I take breaks, I keep losing and I don't think I've won a game since 2 days ago.

>I don't think I'm going to masturbate to it or anything

>I don't think I'm going to
>I'm not planning on it, but you never know
How are you even leaving the door open to the possibility of it happening.

>tank
>patton

make it a tiger or something and its perfect

Wolf Genji skin when? Only a Shimada can control the puppers.

What actually determines the play of the game?

Why does Reinhardt feel so weak? Everyone hypes him up as strong as fuck but I can't play him and I kill him all the time as fucking Zen.

Leopard 2 might be more appropriate.

>Level 50
>Open Loot Chest
>Expecting some lame Lucio sprays or Zenyatta voice lines
>Captain Amari
>Yeti Hunter Mei
>Tracer spray

Things went better than expected.