Do you give your cars a (nick)name?

Do you give your cars a (nick)name?

No, call them by their color make model or maybe if it has a widely used nickname for its particular gen.

What are you, a faggot?...Oh..wait..

Chassis code ftw

My mom always called my car booger because of the color, and it stuck

>pun intended

I don't lol

Doesn't mean I don't take care of it, just don't name it because It is weird

my car is a girl so no

What?!
No!
That's stupid!

Oh come on user, what is it

Does "the beater", "the shit heap", etc count?

His name was Ivan. But hes gone now...

any ben garrison nickname

Her name is Teegs, I mostly use that and Dc2. Just got the car three months ago so it looks pretty stock.

...

Those look like Walmart tires on your car.

thats because they are lol, i plan to get new wheels and tires, but thats at the end of a long list of things that need fixing

Any time my car gets a name it's usually "piece of shit".

I used to own a Dodge Ram that my friends and I referred to as "the mecha." Then I married a girl who insisted on naming all our cars. I just bought my first car without her and part of me wants to name it, but on the other hand, why?

I liked the name Ferris it and the movie came out in 1986 but I've called it Trucco a bit too much and it's stuck

Mega cab spotted in the back lol

Call the 750 Bismarck "The Princess"

I don't like any part of that story and I feel like the more details I might learn, the less I'd like it.

Right now I call it Cello, like the instrument.

It stands for Check Engine Light On.

Officially my van is named Unwritten
>For the end has not yet been written.
It's also a nod to its color.
>Black/Parchment

Unofficially, I call her Bugcatcher for obvious reasons.

thing is a fucking limo of a truck
Big Red it's called

I call my Nissan 'The Nissan'
I call my Volkswagen 'The Volkswagen'
And I call my Ford 'The Ford'

>Inb4 STOP LIKING CAR BRANDS I DON'T LIKE

I'm going to bet your pet is named its respective animal.

See, unlike cars pets actually respond to their names.

I accidentally named my project. Haven't used it in public, but it's still there and as far as I know it the name doesn't seem to be going away.

> The truck

I call my truck the "bully machine" because my friends and I used to pile in and yell at people as we drove by

M3 Sophia
4runner Audrey
Warrior 350 Jordyn

Nii san

Ol' Blue
'56 Chevy

Luxey, it's a girl

That plate lmao

I've been trying to think of a name just for kicks. If it were more of a shitheap then I'd call it Shaniqua but it's not ratchet enough.

We did get my dad a Captain America bobblehead to put in the back of his Avenger ha ha

>not calling your ride "baby"
shiggy

my eg civic is called egg or breezey cuz of it's variant.

bf's mazda 121 has plates that look like Pepi. so it's named lil pepi

Liar, I bet you suck its vacuum line

Rambo

Before I got my gf it was "camry", now it's "carrito". Soon I'll have "truenito" as well.

Nicknaming your car is autistic to the maximum degree. Extremely cringeworthy.

Well my intellectually challenged friend, a pet is a sentient being. A car is not.

A pet will feel emotions toward you and love you.

A car will not.

A car is an object.

Naming your car is declaring to the world "greetings i am a cringy manchild, please avoid me"

But I guess your MLP shirt already does that so no loss on your part.

Ella The Death Car, because MR2. I name my cars because I love them: since the car is the only thing keeping me from a fiery and gruesome death every time I drive, I need to trust it, and I can't trust what I don't love.

Old jeep -> the old jeep
Firebird -> the black car
Cavalier -> the shitbox

That's about as close as I get.

i don't have a name, but i treat my car like a living thing and talk to it like its my dog

No

It's a completely emotionless, inanimate object.

That said, I beat the shit out of it around the clock and it never fails to meet my expectations.

Cars can love you user

Wrong - but the jury is still out on whether animals can love you either.

I had a green Taurus in high school all my buds would call it the taurtoise.
>pic related

How odd. I baby my wj and it never ceases to disappoint me. Fucking breaking all the damn time. Plus it drives like an overweight hippopotamus.

Her name is the Fat Red Bitch.

i just called her raven cause of the color

If you gender your car and give it a human name then you are autistic.

Superior beings

yea, the panty dropper

stance fags will defend this

grimace

that clever

>I called her elizabeth

Roxanne
>you don't have to put on the red light

My favorite car name that I've ever heard was my fathers old Dodge Ram that had a faded red paint job. His name was Clifford the Big Red Dodge.

My cars have been

Edna - 1989 Chevy Cavalier Coupe
Zelda - 1994 Chevy Corsica
Gertrude - 1994 Buick Lesabre
Vixy - 2011 Scion TC

When it works well, I call it baby girl. When it runs like normal, it's "piece of shit" but now that I replaced the alternator and starter, it should be baby girl more often.