/utg/ - Undertale General

The 4th and 5th are both ears

>5th

We live again.
How is everyone tonight?

With EctoFlesh™ they can have as many holes as you want, user.

>both ears

...6? jeezus

>implying you can fuck them
no, they'll be fucking you because you deserve a bad FUCKING time kiddo, get ready for the ecto daddy

I like asgore too tho
I just don't have any art of him because most of the asgore that gets posted is husbandofaggotry

Read to fucking die.

Good! Sick, but good nonetheless. You?

they are cool dudes

Oh? I mean my dick might be super small but I doubt I could fit in those.
Yeah. vagooba-hole, booty-hole, face-hole, and then the two leg holes!
The mysteries of the universe are coming to light with this information!
this doesn't seem cannon

halcyon 6 is a cool comfy game

How about this Asgore?

Really? I post a lot of cute art with him hanging out with Frisk but is there anything specific you want? I can look through my folders

hey /utsg/

I'm back
Will Smith beat the Enchantress with the literal unironic power of love

cute

the coolest. how can anyone hope to compete?

the fourth and fifth holes are eyesockets i thought.

Welcome to capeshit

>this doesn't seem cannon
It's not.
Pic related is a cannon.

how small is it?

DON'T YOU DARE TO TOUCH ME

>still caring about Big Two movies
It's a surprise you aren't underage.

the best

>implying he isn't lying about his age

so the skeletons are the sex toys created by the many gods of pleasure?
like 5 planck-lengths mang. All the ladies love it
you're a cannon

>pap has lower cases
>sans talking in all caps

??????

Well actually I don't mind that either
I'm just not a bara dude or a furfag, which I am ready to admit makes me a minority with dadfags

youre cute

settle down

not him but i have this
does this work

i want to smash that pap with a hammer

>you're a cannon
Oh.

That's cool and 100% understandable. I was just saying I could throw some non-fur shit fanart on imgur if you want it

Plenty
I'm not trying to toss shade on any asgorefags, you guys have it pretty bad already

well good
>spoiler
but im a botfag

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I like this very much, but maybe this isn't the right time to post it

>implying that beating the enemy with the power of love isn't amazing

Sure toss it

Post funny.

I'm gonna HUG EM

this still makes me laugh

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fuck off monte ill post what i like

Hope thats funny enough for you because someone ruined his life for it

>U

Guess again.

>his
Repeat with me:
ALL
CANCEROUS SKELETONFAGS
ARE
FEMALE

I want to hug_ the gote dad!

true

don't say that.

good. they are very huggable.

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>that's a 23 year old woman's arm

woah

Is that ryokutya's art?

no that's semi kon

i don't care

why is everyone convinced that's a tattoo? looks like pen to me

That looks like Frisk's thumb is on their wrist.

i do what i want cutie

Undyne would make a good stripper

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I have a question about your favorite, /utg/. Would you be inclined to answer it?

nice

jojofags ruin everything

Who the fuck would take the time to do that with a pen

lay it on me

Sure, I'll try.

What the fuck are these proportions

that's the good stuff

somebody on my tweetdeck really wants to fuck luigi

Yeah, sure, that sounds fun.

who the fuck would tattoo that shit on permanently?

someone bored, with a surplus of copics and like an hour of time could do that for the (you)s

I agree.

Sounds like that one episode of small colorful equines.

It's been almost a goddamn year and Toby hasn't done anything with this game. By all rights it should be dead. Then why do I still have feels for something I finished long ago? This doesn't usually happen with games.

Why don't it go away?

Sure!

I want to date the goatmom

You are the MLP of anons

It was on deviantart
Sansfags + deviantart = a very believable level of autism and determination

Yes.
Go ahead.

>you will never grip that scaly butt before going deep inside
How do you cope?

imgur.com/a/cv5Gr
This should work
same
sure

>deviantart

nah that's a child with markers. No one using Deviantart could afford a tattoo

Who are they and what is their rate per hour?

you ever love something so much you just want to punch it in the face

I want to grind against that Alphys snout

I take that as a compliment! Tbh.

She'd be good at the athletics part, but I don't know how graceful she'd be.
Who cares though

oh no. a genuine compliment.

Sometimes I love things so much I want to bite their face off

I'd pay for a lapdance from her even if I'd end up in the hospital with a shattered pelvis and thighs.

Undyne! And they can move pretty quickly! I am not sure what the exact miles per hour ratio or kilometers per hour.
Kinky! She'd probably be into it, and Undyne might go along with it. Who knows.