/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Bully Mercy

You mean dropping Biotic Fields for her, holding the hook and paying attention to Zarya bubble her.

R-right?

>true Russian
>patrician

Imperial pigswine, you are no friend of the worker.

This thread was up first. I suggest saving this one for later:

is it me or do the quick ranks of your heroes on overbuff never change no matter what?

Omnic scum get out

Post cute sombra images

Gabriel Reyes is best dad who took actual care of those who needed it. Another title that Jack Morrison stole.

>First 5000 rating player
>0.4% winrate

>Having a good day
>winning games
>ONE game goes terribly wrong with shitty teammates
>Get titled and go on a losing streak
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Then I guess Jack deserved the rape

nerf Soldier 76

Just picked it up on PS4

any tips for competitive play?

Is there any better feeling than constantly picking off the Mercy main and having her ask over match chat to please stop killing her?

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so what about that 3 - 3 comp?
any of you guys try that yet? how'd it work out?

how to call air strike as quake wonder woman??

Cutest and best pairing

Do the Pharah mating call.

This is pure love that blooms on the battlefield.

What rank isn't scrub-tier?

To bully her to the point of her crying and uninstalling the game

Don't worry, Blizzard will probably do it when they realize McCree's pickrate isn't 100% anymore

Get a pc

Nth for dead sluts.

Anyone got that image of them cuddling on the couch in their pajamas?

Will anybody come close to topping the Widowfriend in terms of folder size?

5000

never trickle in

Pharah is my Phavorite

But, that's actually Reaper saving Jack's body from the fray! He would never rape him! Only consensual passionate sex!

Do some quickplay first. Get the hang of at least one hero per class, two preferably.

>playing comp but i have had a bad feeling about playing all day
>goes well
>push the payload off the way to the end then pushed off of it
>enemy team has a leaver
>we really got this now
>one guy goes widowmaker because fuck it
>we push it to the end
>whole enemy team leaves at that point
>good job guys
>2 COMP POINTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU BLIZZARD I WON THAT GAME FAIR AND SQUARE FUCK THOSE SORE LOSERS

It's the ghandi civ bug

I'm going for the toga steal!

I got you

>Place
>Lose two matches
>Lose 100 points
>Win two matches
>Win like 20 points

Okay but why?

>gets a lootbox everytime i lvl up

so that means I can only get like 100 lootbox if I reach lvl 100? no other incentive to give me eh

Is that ahegao?

show me your raunchiest overwatch image (that can be posted on a blue board of course)

Better than TF2 at least?

I thought that was a dildo in his hand at first.

It's 2076, who still uses remote controls?

Someone who doesnt trust omnics.

good goy let the omnics change the channel for you

Anyone can translate (not summarize preferably)?

>"lol really?"
>"pls stop"
>"wow again?"
>"FUCK THIS GENJI"
>"genji didnt get nerfed hard enough"
>Victory
>"gg team cant protect mercy for shit"
>MarshmallowCake has left the game

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wait, 2 points, fucking seriously?

>Succesful prostate stimulation

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>mfw Tracers trying to kill my Zenyatta and dying every time
Get fucked shitters

Post best Shimada

Alright, that's enough Comp for one season, I am so angry I might pass out.

>It's 2076
How do we know the exact year?

I don't understand Overbuff anymore.
Top is Quickplay and bottom is Competitive
How is quick rank so much lower thanhero rank?
And roadhog is by far not the only one who has such a big gap between those two ranks

>"Alright team if you keep ignoring the Genji going for me I'm just going to play Hanzo"
>they do not stop ignoring me
>mfw getting scatter arrowed not long after

A TV isn't an omnic.

i feel you, user

Amélie Lacroix
This is my waifu. There are many Overgirls like her, but this one is mine

>This is what the goy actually believes

Is Torb's turret an omnic?

you're waifu a shit

just use master overwatch

whoops forgot pic

In case 76 write fic user didn't see what I said.

Shutup TV.

kek

Indian nuclear musclegod hero when?

Pssh, even 2016's TVs spy on you.

t. omnic TV spy

Thanks user, that's the one!

>Rein's dick is too big to go inside Jack's asshole so he prepares him with increasingly larger dildos

You level past 100 dummy.

Such a qt

your waifu still loves her husband, do you enjoy being a cuck? Not even a cuck, a sidecuck, a cuck that never was.

Is there an absolute level cap anyway? What happens when you get a golden portrait, 5 stars and 100?

I see you user! I would really love for you to write this but I'll happily do it myself if you really can't. I like your ideas.

Step right up.

No one knows.

Your portrait becomes a picture of Kaplan

>not just breaking the qt even further
Do you even Talon?

t. toaster3000

it's a toaster.

Who knows. The current highest level player only reached 1000 recently, so if it took 3 and a half months of probably constant playing to get that high I don't think we have to worry much about 1500 soon.

Maybe it's the cap? You should theoretically have unlocked all items by then.

NOT EVEN PHARAH HAS AIR SUPERIORITY. THE LUFTWAFFE WINS AGAIN

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NO ONE CAN FUCKING COUNTER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIII

play ranked they said, its more fun!

>team mate leaves
>5 v 6, on attack
>someone goes widow
>they spend the whole game trying to take reinhardt's sheild down
>get constantly reminded that if i leave i get a penalty when i respawn

fuck this shit i'll stick to casual

3-3-1, come finish my last matches with me pls

anyone else tilting today?

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Pharah can, but almost every team comp has someone that 10-0s pharah

genji, tracer, reaper