League of Legends General /lolg/

xth for dating sej because I don't want someone cuter than me to take the attention away.

one two three four I declare a waifu war

>Dynamic
I've also been there, just going in solo. I also have a friend with way more Lux games than me and I'm still higher and better than him with her.

that is a comfy lil piggy

Voli

>tfw walking around the map OHKOing everybody with QRAAE

just pink the shroud :)

Some people are literally nuclear time bombs and one wrong thing you say or do will blow them up

Every thread, every fucking thread. Sejuani is not cute. She's not going to be your gf. She's a bitch, who looks like a bitch. Fuck off.

pinking the shroud actually works when people do it, cause the second that pink comes down akalis panic and don't know what to do

>almost season 7
>still no arcade Lulu or Tristana
Just put either one in a princess dress and get it done riot!!!!

>almost season 7
When does it end?

YOU SHOULD WRITE SOME GURO SMUT ON HOW DIANA WOULD KILL ME
GO INTO DETAIL

comfy foxes

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Her not being cute is the point user. I want people to look at us and be astounded at how cute the boy is and mostly ignore Sej.

>I will never be middle school friends with Sejuani

I'm sad now.

>be gurofag
>hiding in corner
>suddenly wild diana
>angry moon eye glow and shit
>she disembowels him
>the end

there you fucking faggot are you happy

>vladfag would never cuddle with you

Shut up vladfag

NO

So why havent you started playing the freelo support?

>mordekaiser has been playing like shit all game but farming well because deals damage in a cone
>1/0 at 30 minutes
>rolls into our base with the dragon and 1v5s

???

How much did G2 and H2K pay Riot for their group positions?

Cause gnar is fun

Does anyone else want to fuck kench?

>invulnerable Draven
>invulnerable Kog'Maw
>invulnerable Vayne
>invulnerable Twitch
>invulnerable Jinx
this shit is disgusting tbqh

They killed our boy /lolg/ ;_;

She wouldn't kill you immediately, just mortally wound you, let you bleed out as you watch us rut like animals. The very hands that pierced your flesh with her blade would be gently squeezing my balls. The very mouth that sentenced you to death would be begging for my baby. As your vision fades, the last thing you'd see is her legs wrapped around my waist as we climax together.

I'm not gay.

>yorick
>our boy
/lolgen/'s boy is and always has been Mordekaiser you impostor.

I'm not vladfag, though

this is low tier garbage get the fuck out honestly

What the fuck is wrong with her head jesus christ

You shut your whore mouth.
Not OP.
Not good.
Move on, noting to see here.
Go back to shitposting

Nah im not into vore.

>A namefag telling me my smut is garbage

Oh no. I'm horrified. How can I continue living with this shame.

>Letting morde get dragon and items

See thats your problem

As the tip of Diana's sickle rested sharply on Gurofag's throat, he could feel his pulse rising as her warm breath hit his skin. "You had a chance to denounce your views, heretic." she mocked, pushing the blade's tip forward slightly, breaching his skin and causing a trickle of blood to run down his gullet. Gurofag's pulse was racing as he swallowed anxiously, before Moontits grinned at his and drove the sickle into his throat, pinning him against the wall as the steel sliced through his flesh and blood. He felt the air rush out of his body as she drove it in further, his eyes bloodshot, Gurofag gasping for breath as she sliced forward before yanking the blade out, its razor edge ripping his skin further in the process. Gurofag collapsed on the floor, struggling for breath, as Diana stood over him, her silhouette menacing in front of the moon's light. She raised her sickle again and looked him in the eye...

as a Morde player I prefer ADC ghosts to Dragon ghosts, and sometimes will even Ult the tank if it's going to be a prolonged fight for the much larger health steal and bonus.

tfw the artist white-washed your waifu

im generally regarded as one of the greatest smut writers in lolg history new friend :)

yours is some real super gay cringe shit please stop xD

> Veigar has been playing like shit all game but farming well because deals damage in a skillshot
>1/0 at 30 minutes
>rolls into our base with the nuke and 1v5s

???

Thanks guys for advising me to go BF -> hurricane first on Trist. Got a losing S which is fine by me. Is this the default build on Jinx too?

Mordekaiser doesn't have infinitely scaling AP though.

What do you think of my playlist for my awful (beautiful) main? plz no bully
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyxbHsKIGbw-IAEtB8cjaXD0_YrbE9dqm

Prove it.

Bring back old Yorick.

guys,GUYs

is diana fertile?

Ayy morde mains unite! What's your build? I want to compare it to mine. Rylias, Nashor, Swifties, Void/Rabb, Whatever I need for last item

im generally unhappy with karma fanart because the whitewashing gets worse

Old Yorick was so unbalanced that he was the only champion that wasn't in the free rotation. Like fuck, even old Sion showed up every now and then.

Moon is pretty much synonymous with fertility in almost every culture, so I'd be surprised if she wasn't.

Need 5 more for Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums

What can riot do to make Diana competitively viable without breaking her?

that means she is most fertile female champion, correct?

i only do personals sorry, ask one of my clients

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums 1 more NA

vg vs vg +2

I love Lissandra!
Diana too, she's my secondary main!

New Yorick is perfectly fine, and the horde minions are way more satisfying than the ghouls.

Mordekaiser is the most skill intensive champion (in terms of fundamentals) in the whole game.

Who are the best afk splitpushing champs?

Jax loses lane too hard, Trynd is alright but gets kited if they send 3 for me, is Yi good in lane?

Wouldn't surprise me. And if not, she probably knows weird moon-magic to make her super fertile.

>Cheating on your waifu
Strangely, still not as bad as putting pineapple on pizza.

Some champions are so shittily designed that there's no way to balance them without making them either overpowered or worthless.

See: Azir, Darius, Kalista

Best girl.
Best ears.
Best wife.

>Jax loses lane too hard
Git gud bruh

Autismopush Heimer build

Can't even be 3v1d if played correctly and suitably ahead, I do this for fun in normies and usually take the inhib by 17-18m.

Just making her more attractive user.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

tfw no qt hot-blooded dragon girl to keep you warm at night

i hope you lulufags do go swimming in lulu and drown so i don't have to see your shitposts

Don't you mean in?

she looks better after getting bleached

>Cheating on your waifu
im not, When Liss gets banned
or I have to Jungle I go Diana
also
>he doesn't put pineapple on his pizza

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M-MORE

Is there any reason why you shouldn't pick graves jg if he isn't banned?

WITH

because you hate winning

Would you rather breed the slant eye on the left or the cum skin on the right /lolg/?

Yare yare daze

x for best snowfu

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Kill yourself you fucking autistic eurocuck anime-fapping nigger-loving tendie-eating bottle-peeing forum-raging kissless handholdless suicidal virgin omega NEET

how aboutboth?

also post uncensored

Post champions that are impossible to shut down if they get far enough ahead

>kalista
>annie
>graves

Post Poppy

no

I'm not even european

why does lissandra wear this stupid fucking hat

Thats pretty cute Lulu-cuck